Remember Jason Preston? You know the former male escort and on-and-off-again boyfriend of Marc Jacobs. Well evidently they are off-again, and he’s not doing so well. According to his Facebook status, always reliable, he is suffering from a sadness that could only be caused by the loss of ones sugar daddy.

Judge for yourself:

Maybe it’s just a metaphor for the bad Chinese he had last night?

Guest of a Guest

Jacobs is back in the arms of his ex, Jason Preston. They were at Pastis Saturday, looking “very much together, laughing and kissing,” said our spy. They were overheard saying they’d missed one another during their separation and dissed Marc’s ex, Austin A., saying he “is a drunk loser with a hideous body.” – Page Six.

The best part is them making fun of Austin A’s body. Oh, the gays can be such catty little school girls, can’t they?

The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines a leech as ‘a carnivorous or bloodsucking worm with a flattened segmented body‘.

Enter exhibit ‘A’ :

Can’t you see the family resemblance?

Jason Preston is the boy bumpin uglies with plagiarist Marc Jacobs and just between you and me……………and the 1000 of others that read this blog, I’m not sure who’s playin the woman in this on again-off again relationship. Now even tho I’m not a die-hard fan of Marcie, I kinda respect the fact that he’s built this impressive empire in the fashion world, despite the fact that it’s been made off of the ideas and designs of other artists *zing*.

However it is never good when a grown man with serious coinage like Mr. Jacobs is doin the nasty with young boys with Meth Face. ESPECIALLY, when said young boy was a hoe! oops, I’m sorry, I mean an escort, Lord Jesus, where are my manners, shoulda completed finishin’ school. The Gays should know that the term, “you can’t make a hoe a housewife,” which surprisingly enough, still rings true even when your playing catcher and receiver for the “other team”.

Keep your kidz away from the playground!

You wanna know whats really sad tho’, is when grown men pimp themselves for a warm bed and a hot meal. Red Cross clearly isn’t doin their job. And what’s with the Marc Jacobs tattoo on the forearm (and the Mariah tattoo on his oddly shaped stomach), that adds a whole new meaning and perversion to the term “label whore”. I guess what I’m trying to say is that I’m worried. Every time I see Marcie he looks just a little more drained and I believe that little bloodsucker has something to do with it (of course it could just be the blow).

Marc: I love you Jason.

Jason: Yeah, me too, can I borrow your Black AMEX

I don’t really care about either one…….I’m just sayin’ maybe if Marcie wasn’t so busy havin’ sexy time with Ms. Jason and random little boys, he could actually come up with original designs, but maybe it’s asking too much of a designer to design….

-Z’maji, The Glam’Rist

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