It seems as if time doesn't affect Cindy. She's just as beautiful as she was in her prime modeling days.

Proof: Working out excessively and spending $$$ on your beauty will pay off in looks.

Fresh faced and youthful. Jenny looks like she could be half her age!

Jenny from the Block doesn't have a wrinkle in sight. Absolutely stunning.

As much as we hate to praise Kim K, we DO have to give her credit on her flawless skin.

We've all heard about Heidi's surgery binge. What a shame.

Michael Jackson in training.

Duck face: botox edition.

Yikes. And she looked so beautiful in Moulin Rouge too...

It looks like he came straight out of a horror movie. We're speechless.

What better way to welcome in the new year than with Drew Carey grilling Neil Patrick Harris, Snoop Dog, Heidi Klum, Jenny McCarthy, and Chris Daughtry on prices of various home goods and electronics? Well maybe I can think of a few. But if you’re calling out on January 2nd because you’re still too hungover from NYE, or you have a seriously underrated New Year’s Day party, you can get your fill of The Price is Right with some likely jaded big-spending consumers.

Thank Christ someone came to work last night. Nicki wore this look flawlessly right off the runway with Alexander McQueen wedges, a curly pink coif and feminine makeup. I don't know about y'all, but she is my vote for Best Dressed by a landslide.

The words "Jenny McCarthy" and "impressed" are rarely seen in a sentence together, but last night was an exception. Not only is this outfit perfect, Jenny's hair and makeup look gorgeous and her boobs are contained under more than an inch of fabric. Surprising, yet indeed impressive.

Jennifer Hudson worked hard for her rockin' bod, and she's not afraid to show off those curves. For any other event, this dress would have been a tad short, but it's perfect for the AMAs. I know a few celebs (*cough* Christina Aguilera) who should take note from Jennifer here.

MJB could wear a garbage bag and land herself on the best dressed list. She is rocking this tacky Cavalli animal print dress like nobody's business and looks fantastic. Although, I wish the hair was a little bigger to match the mood.

Selena Gomez, the apple of Justin Bieber's eye and target of every tweeny bopper's hate mail, looks elegant as always in Armani. The dress, hair and makeup are perfect, but I wish her accessories weren't so matchy-matchy. She should mix in some playful pieces while she's still young.

ZZzzZZZzzz... Oh, excuse me, I fell asleep looking at Taylor Swift in the SAME DRESS SHE ALWAYS WEARS. To quote the late Lexi Featherston, "I'm so bored, I could die." Splat Taylor, splat.

I understand dressing elegant and all old Hollywood-like is kind of Katherine's thing, but this is the AMAs, not a black tie gala. Also, is her cleavage creeping you out like it's creeping me out?

New cougar on the market Jennifer Lopez borrowed the famous embellished nude jumpsuit Britney Spears wore performing at the 2000 MTV Video Music Awards. Sure she looks great for her age, but this is about 40 years from being appropriate.

Put X-Tina in a bandage dress and you have the perfect Jimmy Dean costume. Too bad Halloween is over. As usual, everyone failed to tell Christina she needs to go up about four sizes. Hair is bad, makeup is worse, poor girl just keeps rolling right down the hill.

Oh dear, another girl who doesn't know how to handle her own curves. A tight, red, sequined dress just does not work on a body like Clarkson's. A few more yards of fabric, some fishing line and black dye would improve this look greatly.

Keep smiling through the Botox Cheryl, and maybe no one will notice you raided the Kids 'R Us for your AMAs dress. Oops, too late. If you listen carefully, you can hear the soft chatter of her stylist being fired.

If you can manage to look past Audrina Patridge's lifeless gaze, you'll see what she really is - a low-class stripper with no soul. Wearing a garbage bag and prostitution whore heels, it's just another day in LaLa land for the reality television has-been.

Jim Carrey must read Fashion Indie because he is so ahead of the trend with his mankini. He was spotted walking the beach this past weekend in his wife’s (Jenny Mccarthy) bathing suit. Normally I would just interpret this as Jim being his his comedic self, but I can’t help but think that he is aiding the mankini trend into full blossom.

Who do you think wears it better? Vote “Love It” for Jim or vote “Hate It” for this broke ass Justin Timberlake circa hit Nysnc/cornrows days.