Win $100 to Get Your T-Shirted Body to the Gym

Edited by Jessica Lapidos

Here at FashionIndie, we believe T-shirts on ladies are best suited for the gym. And on ripped dudes… at the gym. With that, we’re encouraging a proliferation of t-shirts for men and women in your wardrobe. If your GTL routine needs to emphasize more G and less time on L, you need more t-shirts. And since it’s getting to be the weather of smaller clothing and shore-like places, and you need to look like and/or get a guy that looks like this:

Kardashians Photoshopped into Oblivion for Sears, Cavalli Ruined J.Lo’s Wedding Secret and Kate Upton’s Banned Ad

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

- British Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha are paying a visit to the US meaning one thing: First Lady style-off. Michelle Obama, bring your A-line game. [WWD]

- The Hollywood Reporter, a barometer of style if there ever was one, named the 25 most powerful stylists in Hollywood and neither Rachel Zoe or Brad Goreski are that powerful outside reality television and the front rows of fashion shows. [The Cut]

- The Kardashians return to Sears with a lingerie line, which of course called for the same half-assed Photoshopping job prevalent since the beginning of their partnership. If it’s terribly broke, why fix it? [Styleite]

INDIE NEWSROOM: Roberto Cavalli’s Spring Campaign Crammed with Supers…Barbie Kardashian and her Dream Sham Wedding…Blue Ivy Carter Supposedly Not the Only Baby Born This Weekend

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

- Daphne Groeneveld is stomping with the big girls now. The 17-year-old holds her own with superstar supermodels Naomi Campbell, Kristen McMenamy and Karen Elson – who are collectively 1,245 years old — for Roberto Cavalli‘s spring 2012 campaign, shot by Steven Meisel. [Vogue UK]

Demi Moore Opens Up About Ashton, Being “Too Thin” and the Jersey Shore

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Demi Moore sat down with longtime gal pal Amanda de Cadenet for her first interview after splitting with noted douchebag and ex-Twitterer, Ashton Kutcher in February’s Harper’s Bazaar. Moore and de Cadenet’s new show on Lifetime, The Conversation, is all about sisters doing it for themselves and then talking about it. Smelling an opportunity for a little promo-pro-bono, they took to Harper’s to converse on the things women love to converse about: namely body image, eating, relationships and eating again. Turns out even Demi Moore has insecurities that she can’t nip, tuck, lift or hire Rachel Zoe to conceal away. 

Rehashing for the Cash-in: Situation Belatedly Suing Abercrombie & Fitch

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of Jersey Shore “fame” is suing gay softcore porn outfit and occasional retailer Abercrombie & Fitch over that little PR stunt they pulled back in August. If memory fails you, A&F released a statement trying to distance themselves from the reality star, which quickly backfired when Fitch’s stocks plummeted later that day. Now, Sorrentino is asking for $4 million in damages.

Trashy Tabloids Just Got A Little Trashier Thanks to “Reality Weekly”

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Who’s the latest victim to be smooshed by Snooki? What’s Kim Kardashian going to do now that Kris Humphries is dating mom Kris Jenner? Why did Nene Leakes rip off Kim Zolciak‘s wig in a Wal-Mart parking lot? These questions, or at least questions like these, will be answered in the new tabloid dedicated exclusively to reality TV stars, Reality Weekly.

Say It With a Scent: What Your Perfume Reveals About You

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

A fragrance is worth a thousand words, maybe even a million if you’re a Jersey Shore cast member. It reveals tidbits of your mood and personality to the people around you without making a sound. We are constantly combing the market for the best new fragrances and diligently taking in the notes of each, sometimes to the point of a headache. Of everything we’ve smelled in the past month, these five new fragrances are our absolute favorites. Click through for a rundown, including what message you’ll send when wearing each one.

How To Be a Bombshell

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

Bridget Bardot. Marilyn Monroe. Sophia Loren. These are the glamorous women we turn to when we want to turn. Minus the occasional, copious amounts of plastic surgery in their later years, these are the gals we look at for bodacious beauty rituals and tastefully seductive fashion sense. As the elegance of Hollywood quickly fades, we tend to forget what a true glamour queen actually looks like. Not ones to be absentminded about the belles of yore, here’s FashionIndie’s guide on how to be a bombshell.

INDIE NEWSROOM: Annie Leibovitz Hits a Kardashian Low…Marc Jacobs Shunning Celebs This Season…The Touch, the Feel, the Smell of Snooki

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

-Formerly esteemed photog Annie Leibovitz is now shooting Sears catalogs. And what’s worse, the stars of these Sears catalogs are those blights on the landscape of pop culture, the sisters Kardashian. Leibovitz shot them for Kardashian Kollection, their new line of clothing with the mass retailer and apparently she didn’t give two shits about it. Note how Khloe Kardashian is downsized a good half-a-foot to fit into the pic. [Jezebel]

INDIE NEWSROOM: Songs in the Key of Juicehead…Carine’s Barneys Campaign…Beyonce’s Mugler Moment

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

- Just when you thought Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark was  the death of the American theater, The Jersey Shoresical: A Frickin’ Rock Opera comes along and adds a rusty nail into the coffin. [Thrillist]