I Was Hoping for a Different Kind of Pickle

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

My raison d’être, Snooki of Jersey Shore and nothing otherwise “fame,” will be a pickle for Halloween.

Snooki Want Smoosh Smoosh

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

You’re officially a cultural icon once South Park mercilessly (and quite often brilliantly) skewers you in primetime. And Snooki knows it. After last night’s episode, my queen hopped up onto her Twitter and twatted: “snooki want smoosh smoosh. im going to have nightmares tonight lmao!!! we’ve officially made it. goodnite my bitches.” Atta girl.

Coming Signs of the Apocalypse: Snooki Wants to Be a Designer

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

The reason for the continued downfall of Western civilization, and also my favorite thing to come out of upstate New York since the Buffalo wing, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi wants to be a “clothing designer, hair designer.”

Haute links

Edited by The Fashion Web

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The Beginning of the End of Jersey Shore

Edited by The Fashion Web

P a u l y D B r e a k s O u t F r o m J e r s e y S h o r e ; G e t s A S p i n – O f f S h o w ! It’s official: DJ…

Snooki offered $100,000 to shill for FleshDrive

Edited by The Fashion Web

Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has been offered $100,000 to appear in commercials for FleshDrive. They sell USB drives that come pre-loaded with porn, in case you were wondering. A company spokesperson said, “We know that Snooki makes a big impression wherever she goes, and that is why…

DJ Pauly D in His Favorite Pauly D Costume

Edited by Marissa Moshell, Student

Here’s quite the present for all of the crazed Jersey Shore fans. If you’re wondering what to be for Halloween, look no further, throw on the new DJ Pauly D costume. The real Pauly D seems to be quite amused by his infamous costume and even made a video where he actually puts it on. The costume even has Pauly D’s tattoos! Check out the entire video here!

Pauly D compares his actual abs to the costume abs

LINK LOVE: BuzzFeed

Aww, Baby’s First Book!

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Let it never be said our girl is not cultured. Snooki sits astride her stallion (why not side saddle, I don’t know), in a boot made from the back fur of an Ewok, reading up on POWER.

Why read about it when you exude it, Snickers?

Just look at you, looking all studious in your reading glasses. I have never been more proud of my little Oompa Loompa than I am now…except when she did a cartwheel in the nightclub.

That was pretty genius.

LINK LOVE: Buzz Feed

TRENDSPARK: Jersey Shore Halloween Costumes

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

For all of you lazy assholes out there who can’t pull real Halloween costumes together, these are great wigs to transform you into Snooki or Pauly D for a whole night. All you need is a tanning package and Ed Hardy t-shirt to compete your shitty costume!

Fresh To Death

Edited by The Fashion Web

The Jersey Shore is something entirely unique unto itself. I don’t care how often you watch Sammi and Ronnie fight or how hardcore you are about GTL – if you haven’t been to the Shore, you just don’t get it. Adults drink with a veracity that I haven’t seen since…