jessica alba

IN CASE YOU CARE: Rihanna Cancels; Madonna Can’t Adopt, Nicolas Cage Injures People

Daniel Saynt, Editor-In-Chief May 4 at 9:47 | Comments

IN CASE YOU CARE: Rihanna Cancels; Madonna Cant Adopt, Nicolas Cage Injures People fashion

Rihanna’s cancels concert. [Neon Limelight]

Ciara’s duets with Chris Brown. [Rolling Stone]
Madonna can’t have a baby[Reuters]
The 3 year old baby’s 15 year old father speaks out against Madonna. [E!]
Britney Spears. TERRIFIED. [Perez Hilton]
Pink “if I were gay, do you really think I would have a problem coming out?” [Perez Hilton]
Beyonce’s “somebody’s getting fired.” [Perez Hilton]
Roman Polanski. No longer a sex offender?!? [AP]
Janet Jackson tittie is still making news. [L.A. Times]
Amy Winehouse gets down with a mystery man. [The Daily Mail]
According to Cloney, Rande Gerber didn’t fondle anyone. [TMZ]
Nicolas Cage movie is causing causalties. [TMZ]
“He almost lost it completely on The Soloist, so it’s little wonder he went nuts on Miley like that. I mean, people just don’t know how close to the edge he really was.” a “friend” on Jamie Foxx [E!]
Robert Duvall against Walmart. [AP]
Octomom gets sued. [TMZ]
They tried to make him go to rehab but he said no, no, no says Dennis Rodman’s rep. [E!]
Jennifer Hudson is taking a break. [E!]
Twilight and Slumdog Millionaire lead the MTV Movie Award nominations. Weird. [People]
Diddy and Russell Brand hang out in Las Vegas. [RussellBrand.tv]
Holly hearts Russell. “Russell and Holly were flirting with each other all night,” a source says. [E!]
Paula Abdul releases something. [L.A. Times]
Jessica Alba says her 11 month old daughter Honor Marie is “covered in lots of drool.” [People]
Eminem = 20 Vicodin, Ambien, and Valium a day. [People]
Alexis Bledel says she is interested in doing a film in Spanish. [Wall Street Journal]
Margaret Cho said, “I don’t think of her as plus-size. I just think of her as beautiful. I think people are going to fall in love with Brooke and the character Jane and realize that beauty comes in all sizes. That’s something we are trying to promote with the show. The idea of being plus-size is somewhat ridiculous, because most women are. I mean, I am, and most women are.” [CNN]
“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.” – Shia LaBeouf is a momma’s boy. [Star]

LINKAGE: Rihanna Cancels “Comeback” Concert; Madonna’s Adoption Case Adjourned Indefinitely [Dirt Bag (After Dark)]

WTF!?! Jessica Alba Goes Blonde #fashionfail

Andy Wass April 15 at 8:30 | Comments

WTF!?! Jessica Alba Goes Blonde #fashionfail fashion

Usually lightening your hair is a youth-enhancing move, right? We’ve seen Jessica Alba looking hot with lighter locks before, but this time it’s not so pretty. I think it has more to do with the cut than the color – she just looks ways beyond her 27 years. While the shade washes her out, the shape is just blah … I hope she’s just growing it all out; this ‘do just brings back memories of 4th grade.

Image from Just Jared.

WTF!?! Jessica Alba Wears Miu Miu #fashionfail

Rebecca Alexander, Editor March 16 at 12:48 | Comments

WTF!?! Jessica Alba Wears Miu Miu #fashionfail fashion

Not sure how I feel about this outfit, I don’t think she can pull it off as well as it looks on the runway. Looks as though IT needs a bath and good combing.

What do you guys think of this outfit?

LINKAGE: Just Jared

The Bashed: Jessica Alba in Dolce and Gabbana

Amanda Gabriele, Contributor January 9 at 2:27 | Comments

The Bashed: Jessica Alba in Dolce and Gabbana fashion

Pajamas? From the lords of sexy Italian fashion? Really Dolce & Gabbana, could these be any grosser? The design duo’s spring 09 collection included these pajamas meant to be worn out in public. I have no idea the rational behind them, but at least they have one fan. Jessica Alba showed up at a screening of My Bloody Valentine 3-D in Los Angeles wearing one of these vulgar creations. Congratulations, Alba, on once again failing miserably to dress yourself. I know times are tough, but could you hire a stylist PLEASE?

Thanks to FashionChips for the photos.

Fashion F*ck Ups: Jessica Alba

Andy Wass January 9 at 2:00 | Comments

Fashion F*ck Ups: Jessica Alba fashion

Did Jessica Alba make a New Year’s resolution to dress terribly?

It’s only the first full week of 2009!

Yesterday she wore not one, but two horrendous get-ups.

First, the purple high-waisted drawstring pegged pants to a Beverly Hills party.

Fashion F*ck Ups: Jessica Alba fashion

Then she wore jammies — D&G, yes, but still fugly jammies — to the premiere of My Bloody Valentine Thursday night in Hollywood.

She’s got such a pretty face and a cute little body. But she’s ruining my day with this. She used to dress okay, right? Maybe?

Photos from Just Jared and

Jessica Alba’s New Do

Andy Wass January 8 at 3:30 | Comments

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Marlo Thomas, is that you?!

Jessica Alba got a new short Mommy ‘do in West Hollywood on Wednesday

Hating the scarf and shades, though…

Image from GossipGirls.

Will the Real Jessica Alba Please Stand Up?

Amanda Gabriele, Contributor December 8 at 5:38 | Comments

As the new face of Campari, Jessica Alba did a photo shoot for the brand’s most recent campaign. I am astonished at how much they airbrushed her body and face. In the before Photoshop picture, she looks gorgeous and full of life. The after shot makes her look bony, uncomfortable and unnatural. I don’t understand why someone with a figure as lovely as hers is subject to such extreme touch-ups. If you’re going to make people look like aliens, at least do a better job. It’s bad when a Photoshop amateur like myself is telling the big guns their work sucks.

Ad-dict: Jessica Alba for Campari

Rebecca Alexander, Editor December 3 at 12:17 | Comments

Jessica Alba shows off her body-after-baby in the 2009 Campari calendar, and PEOPLE has a sneak peek of the pictures that the actress says allowed her “play out this sort of bombshell.”

“I’m usually walking around in comfy clothes, with a baby on my arm,” says Alba, 27, who welcomed daughter Honor Marie Warren in June, “and it’s nice to dress things up and feel sophisticated, sexy, and surrounded by so much beauty.”

Campari is printing only 9,999 copies of the calendar featuring photos of Alba in swimsuits, high heels and evening wear. The calendar will be distributed at the end of the year.

Before They Had Stylists: Jessica Alba

Kirby Marzec, Managing Editor November 3 at 5:15 | Comments

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After v

Looking at Jessica Alba before she had a stylist, it’s no wonder why the current bombshell had never been kissed! From a flipped-out do to bangs and curls and from drawstring mom jeans to a flirty zip-dress, we’ve got quite a celebrity transformation on our hands!

Thanks for the photos Fabulousness!

This is Why Celebrities Shouldn’t Design

Lauren Garroni September 20 at 1:19 | Comments

Here are a selection of actresses deisgned shoes for the annual Stuart Weitzman Auction. I know this for auction, but there is some serious ugly going on here. This is why these ladies have stylists, they have no sense of fashion. Another reason why celebrities shouldn’t design.

Blake Lively

Ashlee Simpson

Jada Pinkett Smith

Jessica Alba

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Lily Cole Obama Fan

Lauren Garroni August 31 at 11:25 | Comments

Lily Cole is maybe the only model who isn’t in NYC right now. Instead the model was at the Democratic National Convention supporting Democratic nominee Barack Obama. Check out these photos of her, sans makeup, hearing Obama speak. Even in the poltical world models get the best seats.

P.S.I believe that’s Jessica Alba raising a flag behind Lily Cole in the first picture.

Fashion Quoteable: Scarlett Johansson

Lauren Garroni August 9 at 1:15 | Comments

This week actress Scarlett Johansson spoke out against the media, calling them sexist , because of the deal they made over her e-mail exchanges with Barack Obama.

“It seemed to me to be like a product of extreme sexism, and I kept thinking to myself, ‘God, if this was just, like, Kal Penn or George Clooney or any of the other [Obama] surrogates or supporters … there wouldn’t be [any] question about it. Nobody would even talk about it.”

Okay, look the media is not sexist. They are just calling it like they see it. If you don’t want to be regarded solely as being sexy, maybe you shouldn’t keep agreeing to do sexy photo shoots.

Like this:

Or this:

And hey is that you hamming it up for the cameras witht he Pussycat Dolls. Wow, you’re a regular Gloria Steinem.

Now go over to the hypocrite corner with Jessica Alba.

Babies Violate The Law

Marissa Moshell, Student/Contributor July 24 at 1:28 | Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby Apple

Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ daughter Rumer

David and Victoria Beckham’s baby Brooklyn

If you thought we were over the weird baby name thing, you’re in for a sweet surprise. A New Zealand family court has ordered a 9-year-old girl to undergo a name change. Painful process..I know. The little girl named Talula Does The Hula felt close to her roots from native Hawaii until the court had to interferre. “It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap,” says the concerned court. Thankfully someone got the idea!

baby Honor

Along with the order of the name change several names were band from the faces of innocence including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit. Sadly, the number 16, Bus Shelter and Violence are still permitted. Well, at least it’s a start.

Jason Lee’s kid Pilot Inspektor

Let’s get real, this is becoming ridiculous! With names like Pilot Inspektor and Camera, kids in the next generation are sure to be jumping off cliffs for the ultimate plunge. Someone needs to start thinking about these kids. Or at least keep them under watch. I certainly don’t know what it’s like to walk around as a fruit and I would never wish that upon anyone. When a kid grows up and asks why he’s named Brooklyn and the answer is because that’s where he was conceived, it’s a suicide waiting to happen. Come on everyone, let’s try and keep the parents away from the cocktails.

For your entertainment, here are some more awesome names: Sailor Lee, Fifi Trixibelle, Free, Audio Science, Moon Unit, Poppy Honey, Daisy Boo, Sunday and Spec Wildhorse

Babies for Bills

Marissa Moshell, Student/Contributor July 16 at 1:35 | Comments

In today’s world, once someone is tagged a celebrity it becomes a custom for them to think it’s okay to act in abnormal fashion. Normally, this doesn’t phase us, but it really has gone to far. How much money are magazines willing to pay for a baby photo? Although I could say this is just as much a reporters fault as it is the celebrities, I won’t, because the celebs should really learn not to auction off their picture perfect family photo album.

Maddie: 1 million

Honor: 1.5 million

Aside from the fact that it’s just outright ridiculous, let’s walk a couple years into the future and act like we think about these kids even for a second. I can picture the whole fight going down. “I was worth 10 million at two days old.” And the of course the retaliation, “I was worth 10.5.” And there you have it, while Apple and Moses double team Shiloh, there’s Harlow in the corner because she was only worth one.

Harlow: 1 million

Not only are these sons and daughters going to be burdened by their worth, their names will manage to haunt them as well. Honor? Moses? Come on. I can picture all the kids taunting Apple with fruit in the cafeteria as Coco sits next to her with requests for hot chocolate. Make it stop! Please, for the sake of your kids. It’s depression waiting to happen.