Random argument happening at the office right now…which Simpson sister has more money, Jess or Ashlee (without Pete)? Jessica has a successful (don’t ask me why) clothing company, but Ashlee has a music and tv career. So who makes more?

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Is she really trying to act again??? BTW: this is Jessica Simpson.

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Get ready for The Price of Beauty, a new VH1 reality series that will star Jessica Simpson and her hair stylist/close friend Ken Paves. Jessica and Ken will travel around the world and talk to dozens of women about the great lengths they go to for beauty. Not quite sure it will be a hit, but I guess you never know.

LINKAGE: People

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So this dude, Tom Brady, Jessica Simpson’s ex, or wait, he’s Gisele’s husband…I don’t know, can’t tell the difference, is on the cover of Details not talking about ‘wife swapping,’ guess that’s supposed to be funny. Hope the editors of the mag realize that his hands are the same size as his head (by the way, are butt chins cool theses days? cuz it’s super unattractive), oh how I love photoshop mistakes!

More pics on Just Jared

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“I’ve been transitioning from acting as a kid to doing something that I’m choosing for myself-to be part of the fashion industry. That’s what I want for my future. It has nothing to do with my past, nothing to do with anyone else’s agenda. And I followed my heart the whole way. But the outside perception is very different because you do have celebrity brands, people like Jessica Simpson and Kimora Lee Simmons, and those are celebrity brands because they have their names on it.”

From VMan Summer Issue

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Jessica Simpson has successfully turned her branding venture (clothing, shoes, hair extensions, edible cosmetics and soon lingerie) into a multi-million dollar empire – her business has  is continuing to thrive even with the current global economic downturn.

She told Vanity Fair magazine, “The Jessica Simpson Collection is a $400 million business. My mom and I are creative directors. We have hundreds of people working, but nothing gets by us. It’s adorable and it’s affordable. What’s amazing right now, during this recession, is that, somehow, the business keeps growing.”

Not sure who is buying this shit, but it def isn’t me!

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After years of seeing Jessica Simpson’s annoying face covering the tabloids and bobbing around on television, I’ve come to two conclusions- she is a mediocre singer and a terrible actress. Thank you Vanity Fair for giving me another for the list. Jessica Simpson is a dreadful model. What the hell is her face doing in this photo? Instead of looking elegant and poised, I get the impression she has really bad cramps. Simpson is a southern belle pageant princess; trying to make her look like a classic, old Hollywood starlet is just making me want to vomit. You can’t fool me either. I can see through those many layers of Photoshop work. I know times are hard, but is Jessica Simpson the best Vanity Fair could do for the cover?

GALLERY: Jessica Simpson in Vanity Fair

LINKAGE: Dlisted

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Jessica Simpson is releasing a lingerie line to compliment her other silly fashion projects. Wonder if it will all be about control tops and Spanx since she’s been on the yoyoing fatness thing lately.

Source

LINKAGE: Jessica Simpson Now Doing Lingerie Line

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Random gallery of celebrities wearing see through clothing, some good some not soo good!

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The magazine claims by making “smart choices”. Choice number one, puking.

LINKAGE: This Week In Tabloids: Pregnancies, Nose Jobs, Cheating & Sex Tapes [Midweek Madness]

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Karla decided to showcase a pair of amazing heels. We decided to share them with you. I’m only shocked that the shoes are Jessica Simpson!!!

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While the other blogs are calling Jessica Simpson fat again, based on photos from her performance in Florida on Sunday, I am calling her outfit a good old-fashioned bad time.

She’s looking a little softer here, but there are ways of concealing that. And they do not include tight, high-waisted, big-pocket jeans with a bad wash, or a tacky leopard-print belt.

Image from PopCrunch.

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Well, it was expected that both Jessica’s and Paris’ perfumes would do well; however, tell anyone beforehand that they would increase Parlux’s net sale by almost half their initial amount and you’ll be sure to met with a stare lending to considerable wonder. News has it the company, Parlux, which manufactures both of the celebrities’ perfumes has increased profit by 43%. That’s insane!

“Demand for our products continues to be strong in a very difficult economic environment,” the Parlux chairman stated.

Hmm, I think we’re getting the picture. “Economic difficulties” don’t really translate well in this argument, or any argument concerning our two featured socialites. The perfumes are doing well, the sales are up. Hey, everything is totally fine!

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Well maybe the kid wasn’t taken away, he probably just ran away after his mother threatened to wear these pants again. There are plenty of times when leopard print is acceptable in moderation, but there is not a single positive word I can say about this picture. I’m surprised PETA isn’t on her ass for skinning a cheetah to make those ugly things, and then defacing the whole race of animal by wearing them in public. Besides having vomit pants, she’s wearing the slipper Hugh Hefner died in (he’s still alive? really?), Jessica Simpson’s tard smile, and a hairdo that is fitting of one of those embarrassing celebrity mug shots. Do us all a favor and disappear for a couple years Sharon, that should give you plenty of time to realize what you’ve done, and what happened to all the money you made for doing the movie Antz? Oh right collagen, I hear it’s expensive.

Thanks to Pacific Coast News for the picture.

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Just when Elle magazine was getting some cool points for their new art direction and the general awesomeness of Kate Lanphear, they have to ruin it by putting Jessica Simpson on the cover of the SEPTEMBER issue. IS nothing sacred?

To add insult to injury this issue looks like an outtake from her September 2004 cover. Which in my opinion is much better than the 2008 version of the glam-down-south-cowgirl-with-a-heart-of-gold.

Look they added 100+ pages of content ads from 2004 to 2008! Good job Elle!

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Recently, I published an article on plaid patterns hitting the runway, and thus making a comeback. Elle’s September issue features Jessica Simpson on the cover, clad in plaid. While I am happy that the trend is being shown on a major magazine cover, this isn’t really the way to sport it. Plaid is inherently country but designers were thankfully taking the trend to sophisticated heights.

Jessica’s rodeo belt and trashy cleavage do not remotely suggest class. Why not a dress and cowboy boots? Aren’t these boots made for walking?Though Simpson is currently marketing herself as a “simple sweet country girl”, she could have worn something else to make her point. The sex symbol is recreating herself, and targeting a new audience, in hopes of success. What do you think of her new image?

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Jessica Simpson designing dresses? Surely the world is coming to an end. Could you really trust a woman that thinks buffalo wings come from buffalo to design the dress for your next shindig? I mean this is the same broad that didn’t know whether or not “Chicken of the Sea” tuna is really chicken or fish. I mean, if that don’t scream ‘I’ve been sniffing’ the chloroform’, I don’t know what does. If she doesn’t know that difference, I don’t see how she would know the difference between silk jersey and burlap with shards of glass in it. This is a disaster in the making and I’m huddling under that kitchen table preparing for the fallout.

I can just see it now, uneven hemlines, an arm socket where the tiddies supposed to be, a zipper horizontally across the butt. I guess we need to start letting everybody design things they have no business in hell designing. George W Bush can start new space shuttle designs for NASA. Stevie Wonder can design reading glasses and Dr Kevorkian can design new life saving curriculum for paramedics and firemen. Stay in your lane Mama!

- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO

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Keira Knightely and Jessica Simpson are set to grace the covers of upcoming fall magazines for their September issues. Get ready to see Keira on your Vogue covers, which is surprising since her last cover with them caused one of their lowest sales to date. Jessica returns to Elle a veteran as she poses for cameras. Hopefully for a repeat of the highest sales they have ever seen.

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Jessica’s fragrance, Fancy, is due in stores Aug 15. Here’s a preview of what the ads look like, containing her signature large smile, blond locks, and lots of pink.

“With Fancy, I wanted to create a pretty fragrance, one I could be just as comfortable wearing on the red carpet or every day with my favorite jeans. For me Fancy is just that – fancy. This is a special fragrance –personal, whimsical, playful and romantic with a heart of gardenia, an essence I truly cherish.”

Thanks PopCrunch for the pics.

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I did a double take this morning as I was looking through People.com

Can you tell who this is?

For me it looks like a biazarre mix of Heather Locklear and Amanda Bynes

Can you believe it is Jessica Simpson

It might be a wrong angle or what she looks without make-up, but boy does Simpson look rough.

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Paris Hilton just launched the Website for the $70-a-box hair-extensions line she’s doing with Sally Beauty. The tagline: “Everyone should get the chance to be me.”

Oh Paris, do we not make fun of you enough? No one (and I mean no one) wants to be you, with or without fake hair). This is just like the Jessica Simpson attempt to promote her hairdresser. Why would anyone want clip on bleached out plastic hair? Exactly!

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Jessica Simpson is expanding her ‘franchise’ into intimate apparel for Spring 2009.

Simpson’s five-year-old fashion franchise at the Camuto Group is projected to generate wholesale revenues of $300 million in 2008, said Kristin Kohler, senior vice president of licensing at Camuto.

Does anyone want their underwear to be designed by Jessica Simpson? Cuz her own lingerie doesn’t get her laid, so how does she think she can help other women look or feel sexy.

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