- Chanel staged its 2012 Cruise collection at the Palace at Versailles with guests Tilda Swinton, Haider Ackermann and Karl Lagerfeld‘s plaid vest. [Grazia]

- Olympian hotties Hope Solo, Ryan Lochte and Serena Williams grace the June issue of Vogue. [Styleite]

- Aquascutum‘s out of the woods for now and is celebrating with a new CEO in Tim Dally. [Vogue UK]

- The UK’s Royal Mail has come out with some sartorial stamps celebrating post-war British fashion with postage bearing designs by Alexander McQueen, Vivienne Westwood and Zandra Rhodes. [Style File]

- Jessica Simpson is wasting no time cashing in on little Maxwell Drew with a maternity line in the works. [The Cut]

- Coty celebrated the 10 year anniversary of  Jennifer Lopez ‘s signature fragrance, “Glow,” one of the most successful scents in history with almost $2 billion in sales — or in other terms, more than all of her movies have grossed put together…multiplied by a million. [WWD]

- Isabeli Fontana will walk down the aisle for the third time when she weds Lauryn Hill‘s baby daddy, i.e. Rohan Marley in Ethiopia at some point in time. [Modelinia]

- This is Daphne Guinness singing Jefferson Airplane‘s “White Rabbit.” Just ’cause. [Paper]

- Jessica Simpson can barely give her baby photos away. The new mother has sold them for a mere $800,000 to People, a paltry pittance compared to Jennifer Lopez‘s $6 million and even Matthew McCounaghey‘s $3 million. It’s a sad day when you can’t even pull that Wooderson dough. [WWD]

- Who needs someone to put a ring on it when you look this damn good? Male model and lithe lady Andrej Pejic graced the Rosa Clara runway during Barcelona Bridal Week, thus upstaging every other biological woman. [Styleite]

- Rihanna‘s got a second capsule collection for Armani Jeans. [Refinery29]

- Giorgio Armani has thrown his hat into the Olympic ring, designing uniforms for the Italian team and joining the ranks of America’s Ralph Lauren and the UK’s Stella McCartney for what he calls “the most fashionable Olympic Games ever.”  Well, considering athletes used to run around naked, perhaps it’s not that big of a deal. [Telegraph]

- Director Fabien Constant has gained “unprecedented access” to Carine Roitfeld as he films the creation of her new magazine, CR Fashion Book, for the documentary Mademoiselle C, which will feature interviews with besties Karl Lagerfeld, Tom Ford and Donatella Versace. [Fashionologie]

- Rumor has it John Galliano might take over the relaunched Schiaparelli label, though the man behind the relaunch, Diego Della Vale, remains cagey saying he expects to hire someone by September. P.S. I’m totes taking credit for said rumor. [NYT]

- Gwyneth Paltrow is the new face of “Boss Nuit Pour Femme” fragrance by Hugo Boss. The actress, singer, lifestyle guru and all-around brick house will appear in TV, print and online ads for the scent, inspired by the little black dress. [WWD, sub req'd]

- Taiwan’s Eva Airlines allows you to fly in style, that is if you have the style of a 13-year-old Japanese schoolgirl. Eva’s line of Hello Kitty-branded airplanes is basically JetBlue on a potent combination of acid, ketamine and adorable. [Buzzfeed]

- Calvin Klein decided to get with the times, if the times was two years ago, by joining Tumblr. [WWD]

- Not to rain on Azealia Banks‘ Met Gala parade, but rumor has it that another neon-haired raptress was asked to perform before her [hint: she's a stupid hoe] but never signed a contract so Ms. Bank$ was a last minute replacement. Well, one bad bitch’s loss is another bad bitch’s gain. [Page Six]

- Victoria Beckham‘s nine-month-old daughter Harper has already been offered her first modeling gig. Well with her random, unexplained tantrums and hysterical crying, she’ll fit right in. [Telegraph]

- Elle.com‘s lost over half of its editorial staff after editorial director Keith Pollock jumped ship for new digital pub Du Jour and brought along two editors with him — no one said it was a big editorial staff. Wait, does that mean they’re hiring? #kidding #notreally [Fashionista]

- Speaking of jumping ship, that quel scandalous kimono allegedly belonging to Titanic survivor Lady Duff Gordon sold for over $75,000. [WWD]

- Jessica Simpson has finally given birth after a gestation period rivaling that only of elephants and Mariah Carey. Note, not a fat joke, but interpret it as you will. [Elle]

- Alessandra Ambrosio jumped on the posing naked while pregnant bandwagon that really should’ve buckled under Jessica Simpson weeks ago for this ad by jeweler Vivara. [Styleite]

- Before he was a Trannsylvanian vampire and even before he was a Bavarian cream puff, Karl Lagerfeld wanted to pump. You. Up. [Fashionista]

- Victoria Beckham designed a limited edition Range Rover costing about $130,000 and inspired by, among other things, her father’s Rolls Royce. They didn’t call her Posh for nuttin’. [Telegraph]

- Legendary lensman Mario Testino launched a new website featuring a searchable archive of his work, so now you can play “Guess What Kate Moss Was On?” throughout the years. [Style File]

- Abbey Lee Kershaw will make her film debut in Mad Max 4, which is sadly not called Way Beyond Thunderdome, as one of the scarce beautiful women who are locked up in cages. Sounds like an ordinary day on the job. [Modelinia]

- Franca Sozzani may or may not be married. Either way, she probably doesn’t care whether you think she is or not. [Huff Po]

- I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back: Anchorman 2. [Deadline]

- Time Magazine has opened up the polls for its annual Time 100 list where you can vote on who are the most influential people in the entire world. People like Jessica Simpson, Ashton Kutcher and LMFAO. No one said it was a good influence. [Time]

- Sears continues its Photoshop of Horrific proportions with the Kardashians and their new swimsuit line. Meanwhile, poor Khloe’s in a caftan, probably because it was easier than actually slapping her in the face.  [Fashionista]

- Dolce & Gabbana are ready for their close-up, Mr. Allen. The design duo will make a cameo in Woody Allen‘s new film, To Rome with Love. [Telegraph]

- Gucci and Guess have finally taken their three-year copyright battle to court where Guess’ own lawyer routinely insults his client’s quality and lack of class: “Guess doesn’t slap a house name on a product, Guess screams its name, it surrounds you…Gucci uses leather, Guess uses plastic, that’s why it costs 100 bucks.” That kind of defense you can’t buy. [WWD, sub req'd]

Meanwhile, can we talk about how Nicole Richie is giving serious face in this promo? Whose face, I don't know, but she's giving it.

Debuting tomorrow, Fashion Star tackles the business aspect of fashion and thus features buyers as judges. They not only decide who wins the big bucks, but they also bid against one another to carry a look exclusively. The show was taped over the summer to allow retailers time to produce clothes so that each week, the buyers can place orders after a designer’s runway presentation while viewers can order from the collection online the same night it debuts or in stores the following day.

Helping the fourteen contestants along the way will be host Elle Macpherson and mentors Jessica Simpson, Nicole Richie and John Varvatos.

Though only one lucky designer will walk away with the grand prize, according to the show’s creators, everyone’s a winner, with some designers nevertheless selling ”hundreds of thousands of dollars.” Probably because J. Simps shook out her extensions one day and some cash flew out from that booming billion-dollar business of hers. Remember that happened? [WWD]

- Abercrombie & Fitch employees are apparently forced to do push-ups and squats as punishment, which seems excessive since breathing in that tonic water they call cologne on a daily basis is punishment enough. [Huff Po]

- Damn you, Demi Moore, do you know what you hath wrought? Jessica Simpson is the latest, but certainly not the last, starlet to jump on the exposed and expecting bandwagon, as she bares her belly for the April issue of Elle. [Elle]

- Five designers imagined the wedding dress of another preggers “celeb” “mom,” Snooki, and as you can imagine, it’s an exercise in pure class. [R29]

- Marc Jacobs, eat your heart out because Karl Lagerfeld‘s got the market cornered on underage models. Hudson Kroenig, the adorable offspring of male supermodel Brad Kroenig, walked the Chanel show after Uncle Karl literally came calling. [NYT]

- Speaking of Ms. Jacobs, his name was once again brought up for the Dior job courtesy of Miu Miu‘s front row gossip. Just let it go, kids. [Vogue UK]

On Coco Chanel:

“No one wanted to be told by an old lady that miniskirts and jeans weren’t chic. The result was that she lost her power and in the end no one cared about what she did.”

On Yves Saint Laurent:

“He is very middle-of-the-road French-very pied-noir, very provincial.”

On Anna Wintour:

“People I’m really friendly with have faxes. Anna Wintour has one. We speak via fax.”

On Emmanuelle Alt:

“Her style is her big shoulders, long legs, tight jeans, sleeves up to the elbow, one hip out. I personally like her.”

On Carine Roitfeld:

“It would have been difficult to have an ugly daughter.”

On Andy Warhol:

“I shouldn’t say this, but physically he was quite repulsive.”

On Heidi Klum:

“I don’t know Heidi Klum. She was never known in France. Claudia Schiffer also doesn’t know who she is.”

On Kate Moss:

Kate Moss has a lot of courage in the way she throws her life away in a very dangerous way, but that makes her so touching.”

On Jessica Simpson:

“Ecch. I’m not that impressed. I’m not that interested. I’m not that impressed.”

On ex-muse Inès de la Fressange:

“I wish her all the luck in the world, just so long as I don’t have to see her anymore or hear her spoken about.”

On Carla Bruni:

“She was one of the ten supermodels… She has a great education and speaks many languages. She’s perfect for the job of first lady. I even photographed her naked… but they were elegant and she had nothing against it. She couldn’t care less. She’s very cool like that. The photo is beautiful. I can show you the nude of her. I did it for Visionaire in 1998. ”

On Kate Middleton:

“For the royals, apparently the royal blood is not in demand any longer.”

On the Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen:

‘”They don’t have a strong enough image. They still have to make the movie that everybody remembers.”

On himself:

“I have no human feelings.” – Uncle Karl, will you adopt me?

On children:

“If I were interested in children, I would be a godfather.” – Well-played, sir. Well-played.

Link Love: Vogue UK / Oh No They Didn’t!  / Photo: Vogue UK

Photo: Richard Guaty

A heaping helping of shade was thrown all over the interwebs from disgruntled customers wanting to get their clutches on the one-off collection with many blaming Target’slack of preparation for the feverish rush. The line was made available at 6 a.m. on Tuesday and by 7:47 am the homepage was down. Thirteen minutes later, Target put up a courtesy page claiming the problem was being worked on.

Though Target switched from Amazon.com‘s backend to their own platform, the #fail was mostly attributed to the Missoni fever built up over the last few months. Vogue featured  the line in its August issue — with New York Times writer Stephanie Clifford astutely pointing out that that was “perhaps the first and last time that a $30 rug made it into that magazine” — and items at the Missoni for Target pop-up shop sold out in six hours during Fashion’s Night Out. Even alleged celebrities like the Jessicas Simpson and Alba were coveting the pieces.

While the collection will last through October 22nd, over 6,000 items popped up on eBay just some 11 hours after they had initially gone on sale. While all this hubbub and hullabaloo is great for Missoni, Target’s kind of getting its ass handed to them, with words like “amateurish” and “embarrassing” being bandied about. Of course, Target will recover and hopefully learn its lesson and hopefully the masses’ unprecedented demand for discount Missoni will inevitably be satiated. [NYT]

Lady Gaga & Beyonce

Lady Gaga & Beyonce

Halle Berry

Ke$ha

Sylvester Stallone

Katy Perry

Cindy Crawford

Gisele Bundchen

"American Pie" Girls

Pam Anderson

Heidi Montag [Before Major Surgery]

Blake Lively

- James Franco, the poor man’s Renaissance man, shot Agyness Deyn, Natalia Bonifacci and Imogen Poots as eternal rebel, James Dean for Elle. [Elle]

- Jessica Simpson‘s come a long way from moderately successful/talented pop tart to…respected (?) businesswoman. Next step towards legitimacy? Mentoring aspiring designers on NBC‘s Fashion Star hosted by Elle MacPherson. Keep on trotting, lady. [Fashionista]

- Alber Elbaz debuted Lanvin‘s new kid’s line and it’s haute cute-ure. [Styleite]

- Mariah Carey may have — allegedly — given birth to twins recently, but Mimi is already back to work.  After all she now has three mouths to feed — though I think it’s cute that Nick Cannon pretends to work. Mariah’s “remixing” a trio of scents under the name Lollipop Splash Remix. A cameo by Puff Daddy and Ma$e is sure to follow. [WWD]

Photo: NY Times

“She lives fashion. She sings about and says it’s the most fun thing about getting ready for Idol. Her eyes light up when you ask her what kind of shoes she’s wearing.” So says Tommy Hilfiger, who’s working with La Lopez on her newest line for Kohl’s.

If you remember, in the heady days of Bennifer when Jenny purported she was from the block, she started JLO and its allegedly higher end line, Sweetface. It made sense, she was a bona fide fashion icon, scoring more hits on the red carpet than at the box office.

Example A:

And of course, the plunging neckline heard round the world:

That dress made Jennifer Lopez’s career — and coincidentally revived Versace which was struggling under Donatella Versace after the death of her brother Gianni three years earlier in 1997 — and propelled her to fashion fame (and infamy).

So it made sense for her of all people to start a fashion line, but she apparently “didn’t understand the business well enough.” Now with a new Hilfiger on board — Andy, Tommy’s younger brother, was J.Lo’s JLO partner — the old girl’s ready to give it another go.

Sure, Kohl’s isn’t a runway in Milan or a luxurious presentation on the French Riviera, but J. Lo’s going to be getting that J. Simps money.* Coupled with her cushy gig on American Idol, a hit dance song (the gays will take anything) and DVD sales from Selena, La Lopez has mounted a comeback!

And I couldn’t be happier.

There are so few real stars left since reality TV and the Internet has ruined fame for everyone (p.s. follow me on Twitter @LesFabian). Sure, she’s not the most talented singer, or actress, or dancer, or fashion designer, but hey — she’s the best at pretending to do all of them. And that’s called star power, kids.

Sidebar: Who knew Jessica Simpson would be the prototype for 21st century celebrity moguls?

Jessica will be rated on the below categories, five being the highest and 1 being the lowest.

Fit: 3

Appropriateness: 5

Trendiness: 5

Styling: 3

Shoes: 5

Hair: 2

Makeup: 4

Pose: 3

Confidence: 5

I am damn impressed with this look on Jessica. She usually looks like a train wreck, and although this dress doesn’t fit perfectly, she really appears confident and happy. That hair needs some maintenance though eek!

- Sorry kids, you won’t be able to get Angelina Jolie‘s jewelry collection at Wal-Mart. After all, this isn’t Jessica Simpson we’re talking about. No, this jewelry is being auctioned off for charity, thank you. And no, she’s not trying to steal Liz Taylor‘s thunder — this acution is by invite only. Luckily, I received my invite in the mail today, but imagine my surprise when I opened it and who else is looking back at me but Naomi Campbell splayed out in fur and covered in blood diamonds. I guess I really should have looked into what that charity was for… [The Cut]

- A blurry spec that may or may not be Beyoncé may or may not be wearing Givenchy Haute Couture in her new video. I may or may not have just died. [Red Carpet Fashion Awards]

- When fashion loves something, boy does it love the hell out of it. Prada’s Spring 2011 collection was a big fat effing hit, so much so it’s been featured on at least 15 magazine covers. Guess that explains those record-breaking profits.  [Fashionista]

- Donatella Versace has sexy chairs, sexy cocktail tables and probably whatever sexy furniture needed to satisfy your sexy sexiness. Of Versace Home, Donatella says she “want[s] create spaces that make you feel sexy and glamorous.” Mission accomplished. I haven’t seen this much sex on furniture since that house party I went in to Brooklyn sophomore year. Granted, it was a ratty couch that (who I can only assume were) hobos had been using for a house, but still…sex all over it. [Style.com]

- The Wall Street Journal‘s profile on Vogue editrix Anna Wintour is enlightening. Not only does she explain the mag’s “backbone” (“I think we have a Vogue vocabulary, and there are certain people we like to have as the backbone of the magazine—Vogue‘s signposts.”) but there’s also this handy dandy graph identifying each and every vertebrae of that backbone. One vertebra, however, is in rehab in Arizona right now. [WSJ]

- Professional booozehound and Boardwalk Empire actress Paz de la Huerta was arrested today after making some reality star see actual stars at the Standard Hotel’s Boom Boom Room on Sunday. And of course a drunken-bitch-beatdown wouldn’t be complete without Lindsay Lohan. But the Troubled Starlet was only there to help, removing shards of champagne glass from the reality star’s leg like a regular old Lilo Nightengale. [Daily News]

On Coco Chanel:

“No one wanted to be told by an old lady that miniskirts and jeans weren’t chic. The result was that she lost her power and in the end no one cared about what she did.”

On Yves Saint Laurent:

“He is very middle-of-the-road French-very pied-noir, very provincial.”

On Anna Wintour:

“People I’m really friendly with have faxes. Anna Wintour has one. We speak via fax.”

On Emmanuelle Alt:

””Her style is her big shoulders, long legs, tight jeans, sleeves up to the elbow, one hip out. I personally like her.”

On Andy Warhol:

“I shouldn’t say this, but physically he was quite repulsive.”

On Heidi Klum:

“I don’t know Heidi Klum. She was never known in France. Claudia Schiffer also doesn’t know who she is.”

On Kate Moss:

Kate Moss has a lot of courage in the way she throws her life away in a very dangerous way, but that makes her so touching.”

On Jessica Simpson:

“Ecch. I’m not that impressed. I’m not that interested. I’m not that impressed.”

On ex-muse Inès de la Fressange:

“I wish her all the luck in the world, just so long as I don’t have to see her anymore or hear her spoken about.”

On Carla Bruni:

“She was one of the ten supermodels… She has a great education and speaks many languages. She’s perfect for the job of first lady. I even photographed her naked… but they were elegant and she had nothing against it. She couldn’t care less. She’s very cool like that. The photo is beautiful. I can show you the nude of her. I did it for Visionaire in 1998. ”

On Kate Middleton:

“For the royals, apparently the royal blood is not in demand any longer.”

On the Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen:

‘”They don’t have a strong enough image. They still have to make the movie that everybody remembers.”

On Pete Doherty:

“Gone. His music – the look – is over now. There’s nothing to think about it. It is too late.”

On himself:

“I have no human feelings.” – Uncle Karl, will you adopt me?

On children:

“If I were interested in children, I would be a godfather.” – Well-played, sir. Well-played.

Link Love: Vogue UK / Oh No They Didn’t!  / Photo: Vogue UK

The beautiful, vintage-inspired ring appears to be a round stone set with a pavé diamonds around it. Portman is double-glowing from her combined engagement and pregnancy.

Can’t get enough of celeb engagement ring bling? Check out our favorites in the gallery below:

Beyonce

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Carrie Underwood

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Kate Middleton

Carrie Underwood

Nicole Richie

Is it her singing… NO.

Is it her style… NO.

Is it her appeal to confused teenagers who’re easily molded by pop culture’s influence… hmm.

It’s hard to believe, but it’s true. Jessica Simpson made $750 million off accessories, shoes, outerwear, perfume, watches and other retail goods this year, and she’s quickly approaching the billion mark.

Jessica Simpson. The same girl who was married to Nick Lachey. Jessica Simpson. The same young lady who didn’t know that Chicken of the Sea is tuna. And, Jessica Simpson. The same woman who was once asked, “You want some buffalo wings?” and responded, “I don’t eat buffalo.”

Jessica Simpson, one billion dollars. What is this world coming to?

This picture was snapped yesterday at the Macy’s Day Parade, as the pop star sat atop her massive float.

(As you can see, she’s about to wet her pants.)

False reports informed us that Jessica’s fear stems from a drunk driver of a Smurf Mobile who ran over her uncle Todd while he was reaching for a Jolly Rancher at a parade.

I’m proud of Jessica. It must’ve taken a lot of courage to get back in a float after suffering from nightmares of giant smurfs for 12 years. Baby steps.

Over a month ago, when I had the pleasure of witnessing Project Runway‘s finale show firsthand, I didn’t think Gretchen had a snowball’s chance of winning. Maybe my brain had turned to mush after sitting through 75 minutes of decoy collections, but her crunchy-granola take on tribal just seemed so…boring. It left me cold.

On the other hand, I thought Andy South‘s collection was elegant, romantic yet slightly hard, and vaguely reminiscent of his beloved Yohji Yamamoto. Sure, it didn’t have any of his dominatrix/warrior princess edge, but why can’t something just be LOVELY, god damnit? Naturally, the judges hated it and counted Andy out of the running entirely.

Mondo’s collection, on the other hand, I loved from start to finish. I am not a print girl in my daily life, and I don’t really go for whimsy…but the moment his first look walked down the runway, all of Lincoln Center seemed captivated. His prints are wild and could become costumey with a less skilled hand, but his tailoring was so sharp and clean that it still looked refined.

Not so, sayeth Michael Kors and Nina Garcia. They lambasted him for being too “circusy” and skewing towards a “junior market,” remarks which led to the best. Project Runway. Catfight. Ever.

Lasting a whole 20 minutes–unheard of in reality TV–Michael and Nina duked it out with Jessica and host Heidi Klum, Team Gretchen and Mondo respectively. Team Gretchen was pleased that the designer, once written off as too “Birkenstocks,” styled her models a bit higher-end and more luxe, and they applauded her hand-forged (by other hands) metal jewelry. Heidi, however, correctly pointed out that no consumer wants to buy a top and have to buy the accoutrements necessary to make it fashionable.

Boxing gloves out, the tie was somehow broken and Gretchen takes home the prize. Ultimately, the judges said she was “current” and speaks to what modern women want to wear today.

I’ll let Mondo sum up my feelings in his exit interview. “You know, I was just really, really shocked…Gretchen, it was mundane, it was kinda one idea.” Yep. Guess Tim Gunn was right when he said the judges were smoking crack this season.

Who do you think deserved the win?

Tania Spinelli’s turquoise sandals. Dress by Just Cavalli, necklace by Jamin Puech, ring by Manu. Gianmarco Lorenzi’s platform peep-toe slingbacks. Dress by Ruth Tarvydas, necklace by Fiona Paxton.

Pour La Victoire’s platform sandals. Top by Tibi, skirt by Whitney Eve, necklace by Disaya, bangles by Amrita Singh. Brian Atwood’s peep-toe platform pumps. Dress by Betsey Johnson, necklace by Disaya, ring by Manu.

Manolo Blahnik’s T- strap sandal. Dress by Malandrino, necklace by Amrita Singh. Donald J Pliner’s cut-out boots. Dress by Jay Godfrey, necklace by Carolee, bracelets by Amrita Singh.

Jessica Simpson’s platform wedges. Dress by Aqua, cuff by Stella & Dot. Lisa for Donald J Pliner’s lace-up sandals with floral embellishments. Dress by Badgley Mischka, necklace by Jamin Puech.

BCBGeneration’s wooden platform slingback sandals. Romper by Tibi, necklace by Fiona Paxton, bracelet by Amrita Singh, ring by Manu.

Ruthie Davis’ neon pink peep-toe pump with rainbow straps. Top by Just Cavalli, pants by Jill Stuart, necklace by Disaya, bracelet by Amrita Singh.

Jimmy Choo’s glitter platform wedges. Top by Milly, shorts by Whitney Eve, earrings by Disaya.

Jean-Michel Cazabat’s leopard-print pumps. Dress by Betsey Johnson, stylist’s own necklace. Nina’s slingback sandals. Top by Alternative, skirt by Kate Spade, necklace by Fiona Paxton, bracelet by Amrita Singh.

Something Bleu’s silver slingback. Dress by Theia, necklace by Fiona Paxton, ring by Stella & Dot, stylist’s own bracelet. Alexandre Birman’s snakeskin wedge. Dress by Jay Godfrey, necklace by Amrita Singh, bracelet by Carolee, earrings by Disaya.

Top and jacket by Milly, skirt by Whitney Eve, necklace by Kate Spade, cuff by Stella & Dot.

Designers embraced their wild sides for spring with a kaleidoscope of neon colors, prints and over-the-top embellishments. Silhouettes run the gamut from sky-high platform pumps to strappy sandals to cut-out ankle boots.

(WWD)

Such beautiful things…makes me wish we could somehow fast forward to spring!

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You can tell Jessica Simpson is from Texas, because she definitely prescribes to the “bigger is better” mentality – even when it comes to her summer dresses. Simpson looked like a big ole fool, in our opinion, in these oversize, tent-like patterned maxi dresses.

What she did wrong:

Patterns are great and so are maxi dresses, but avoid combining the two. Either opt for a patterned cocktail style, or a solid colored maxi.

These massive dresses do nothing to show off her toned legs and large bust. She looks more like a sack of potatoes, than the sexy Daisy Duke-wearer we once knew.

What she should have done:

Instead of Look 1:

Since Jess clearly loves patterns and this bold, bright orange color, she should try a shorter, less-baggy style like this adorable, fitted Billabong Darling dress ($39.50).

If Jessica was a heartset on a maxi style, she should have gone with this bright, flattering ASOS Jersey Grecian Maxi Beach dress ($50.54) in a solid color.

Instead of Look 2:

Maxi dresses are great because they hide all sins. You don’t need to look like you’re swimming in fabric, though; try this Daftbird Racerback Tank dress ($124). It is super comfy yet still body con and somehow slimming.

Since we know Jessica loves her prints – including the green tiger concoction above – we found her this amazing Diane von Furstenberg Crinkle printed dress ($325). You just can’t go wrong with a ladylike DVF dress.

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Jessica Simpson will have a guest spot on this season’s Entourage. Here is Jessica on the set of the hit HBO show on May 12th.
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Jessica looks ravishing wearing Carolina Herrera to an Operation Smile benefit. Loving the one shoulder on her withe the loosely pulled back hair.

Image via Just Jared

NEW YORK - MAY 06: Singer Jessica Simpson attends the 2010 Operation Smile annual gala at Cipriani, Wall Street on May 6, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images)

I’d like to let it be known that I love shopping the Juniors departments, as well as stores such as Rue 21, & Forever 21. The prices are always “pocket friendly,” and there is a wealth of items which integrate well with other wardrobe pieces.

I’m all about mixing higher and lower priced items…..for me, it makes for a well-rounded wardrobe. I used to pass up the junior stores, thinking that the pieces would be too “little girlish,” but I’ve found some great jackets and tops that I wear often. I will remain a loyal shopper!

Kersh Sweater, MM Coture pants

Verse sweater 2 b Rych leggings

EnVus dress

MM Couture sweater wrap, C&C top and pants

Shulami sweater, BB Dakota top, PUR jeans

Shae sweater, Shorn top, See Thru Soul pants, Fairweather scarf

Verse sweater, Blank jeggings

Line & Dot top, Nobilita knit bottom

Love Squared cami, Lily White jacket, Byzantine jeans

Eyeshadow top, Jolt coat, Lily White skirt

A. Byer top, Lily White skirt

Weavers tank, AzizIlove top, Celebrity pink jeans

Kylee by Mimo tank, Jet cardigan, Tyte jeans

Love Squared top, Jet cardigan, Sterling Spoon jeans

Wrapper top, Wall Flower jeans

Trinity tee, Jolt jacket, Sterling Spoon jeans

Weavers cami, Lily White lace top, 1010 jeans

Love Squared cami, Jou Jou jacket, Anarch jeans

French Connection dress and jacket

Mystree top, Fresh Ink jeans

Black Collection top, Denimocracy jeans

RYU top & pants (love this look)

Urban Behavior top, Ryu pants (another favorite….there’s something about that style of harem pants that works for me)

Emilie faux fur vest, Thatcher top, PUR jeans

Line & Dot dress, Thatcher leggings (nice necklace and dress)

Energie top, Heart-N-Crush sweater, Jolt jeans (nice sweater)

Jet cardigan, Jalate jeggings

Heart-N-Crush dress & sweater vest

Jessica Simpson shirt, blazer & jeans

Jessica Simpsin shirt, sweater vest & jeggings (love the sweater vest)

Jewels top, Coffeeshop faux fur jacket, Anarch Girl jeans

Takeout top, E&K jacket, Trademark H jeans

The Classic tee, My Michelle shirt, E&K jacket, YMI jeans

213 Industry vest, J.A.K. top, Denim of Virtue jeans

BB Dakota sweater. Thatcher dress & leggings

French connection sweater, Willow & Clay top, Blank jeans

Thursday Island vest & skirt

Born Famous tee, E&K tee, Celebrity Pink jeans

Speechless dress, AzizIlove jacket

6 Degrees top, Black Crystal jacket, Grane jeans

Rampage top, Takeout vest, Z Cavaricci jeans

Mynk top, Be Bop skirt

Heart & Crush turtleneck, Groggy cape, Celebrity Pink jeans

Groggy dress, My Michelle jacket

Groggy coat, Jake jeans

Volume top, Lily White skort

Lily White top, Bubblegum jeans (love the jeans)

Blu Heaven top, Zana Di pants

Speechless top, Top five pants

Self Esteem tee, Miken jacket, Be Bop skirt

Miken top, Highway pants

H.I.P. top, Zani Di pants

H.I.P tank, Wrapper vest, Vanilla Star pants

Wrapper bustier, E&K jacket, Be Bop pants

H.I.P. tank, Mynk lace tee, Fire pants

Walter dress

Foley & Corinna jacket, Frenzi dress

Velvet Heart top, Foley and Corinna pants (love the pants)

Costa Blanca jacket, BB Dakota top, PUR jeans

Costa Blanca jacket, C&C tank, Vigoss jeans

Blanc Noir jacket, C&C top, Sanctuary pants

Flint jacket & tee, Nobilita pants

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Jess Simpson posted this photo on her Twitter yesterday, leaving us all wondering if she cut off her notorious locks. I do hope this is a wig, because if not, she will resemble Kate Gosselin more than she would probably like.

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Jess Simpson, 29, is un-retouched and wears no makeup on the cover (and inside spread) of the May 2010 issue of Marie Claire.

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Shauntele Richardson is one of the winners of our “Are You Runway Ready?” contest and was featured in our Fall/Winter 2010 Fashion Show at Tela Design Studio. Her line Shauntelé is deliciously feminine, luxuriously well-made, perfectly tailored and quite modern.

From her first design internship at Nikka to her experience tailoring for the likes of Jessica Simpson and Judy Reyes, Shauntele has developed a style ushering in a new phase of appreciation for the female form. The lines are flattering yet concealing as she strives to highlight a woman’s very best assets. Jorge Ramon, former fashion editor of Teen People, has called her collection “newsworthy,” while women in the know, such as Ivanka Trump, are taking note of this new fashion gem.

Enjoy our Q&A with Shauntele below and contact her to order from her Spring or Fall Collections!

Q: Where did you learn to design and how has your aesthetic evolved over time?
A: That’s the first question?! Of course I think I’m expected to name
FIT or Parsons as an alma mater but the truth is that I’ve only taken
one illustration class and one sewing course. The rest is self taught
through internships, past work experience as well as guidance from
family and friends. I pick up any little fragment of knowledge,
continue collecting it and depositing in into a mental reservoir I
carry with me everyday. As I persist my aesthetic becomes more true to
the woman I see myself becoming: a wife, a mother, an entrepreneur, a
voice in the community. All of those roles are so common amongst all
women, it comes across in my silhouettes that i am designing for them
and I am confident in the direction I am headed.

Q: You are mostly a one woman show, how do you handle it all?
A: I have a lot of people rooting for me to make it and so willing to give of their own talents without pause. Honestly and gratitude,
coupled with an almost unwavering loyalty, has equipped me with an
unimaginable, invisible “line of credit” amongst my colleagues of the
garment district. In my earlier days, assistants doubled as models and
day jobs became a cover for my designer alter ego. I would stay
absurdly late at the office to print everything from lookbooks to
garment tags. I think the more I have to do the quicker my mind works
to make it happen, in theory anyway. Besides, I have to handle it, I’ve
got something to prove.

Q: When did you realize you could make your passion your career? Is designing in your blood?
A: When I saw someone making an awful mess of their own fashion label, I thought to myself I see what they are doing wrong and it takes less time to do it right. I began seeking out people in the fashion industry who were sincere, helpful and humble. I knew that fashion could be more
than superficial, it could be extremely intellectual and empowering. In the end all I want is for a garment to enhance a person’s mood, their appearance and their confidence. The women in my family used to make all their own clothes and still recount wonderful stories of them stepping into a dance as a trio of sisters with the best outfits in the place. The mental image of the creativity, class and fun they must’ve had is something that always keeps me inspired.

Q: What energizes you? Where do you go to find new inspiration when designing a
new collection?
A: It almost never begins with a visual inspiration. First I seek out
the music. In my head the the melodies begin to suggest bodies and
colors. I later come across an artist like Tamara de Lempicka or Henri
Rosseau who appear to embody the visual aesthetic of a song or genre
I’ve recently discovered. In my teenage years I wanted to be a singer
and would always put together outfits to help the audience understand
me as an artist. Even till this day I want my appearance to give people
a clear understanding of who I am. A picture is worth a thousand words,
so why should we be afraid for people to judge us by our appearance?

Q: You are sponsored by the Garment Industry Development Corp with a space in Showroom New York, because you make your clothes in New York’s garment industry. Why do you feel it is important that the Garment
Industry remain in Manhattan?
A: Showroom New York has played a huge role in my collection over the past year. The
designers that make up the collective are dedicated to seeing one
another succeed and we make it happen by sharing our resources,
criticism and encouragement. It would be impossible for us to do so if
the Garment District became spread out over the 5 boroughs because
zoning laws are forcing manufacturers out. I’ve had to do a lot with
very little formal training, the pattern-makers and seamstresses who
have supported me since my eager intern days are invaluable to me. They
see my vision as well as expand it. Innovation is what happens when
ideas are thrust into the air making the atmosphere fertile for a
surprise, a movement. Right now fashion is stale, but at Showroom New
York there is so much to taste. People are looking for something new
and we are what’s new.

Q: Lastly, and please don’t be shy, what can the Women’s Mafia make happen for you?
A: As if I wasn’t already fawning over Women’s Mafia and how great your approach is to supporting new talent. First, you can get me a tape of
your awesome appearance on NBC. Second I think Women’s Mafia can help
forge a solid connection to women who’ve been seeking out the aesthetic
that Shauntele represents which is elegant with just the right bit of
sexy to get a room buzzing.

LINK LOVE:TALENT: Q&A with Shauntele, As Seen In The Women’s Mafia Fashion Show Fall/Winter 2010

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Reese Witherspoon wore this pink & black print dress by L’Wren Scott back in October at a launch for her new perfume with Avon, while Jessica Simpson was seen in the same dress last week on Light Night with David Letterman.

I think without a doubt Reese wins this faceoff. The dress does not flatter Jessica’s curvier frame & the chunky shoes don’t help either. I loved that Reese kept it simple with her hair, makeup, and accessories, since the print and color is bold enough.

Who did you prefer—Reese or Jessica?

Do we really need another National Georaphic? Cuz this is what this show seems like.

Jessica Simpson’s The Price of Beauty premieres March 14 on VH1.

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Jessica Simpson is on the cover of Allure magazine for its March 2010 issue. We ask why?

“Because I live in denim, the fit was the most important. A girl’s booty needs to look good. I was inspired to create a great denim line that complements the entire Jessica Simpson lifestyle brand — a jean that becomes a girl’s best friend, that everyday go-to pair.”

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Jessica Simpson is now planning to launch a new jeanswear line under her own name in partnership with Jones Apparel Group, cuz that’s what the fashion really needs…another collaboration!

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Jessica Simpson’s The Price of Beauty will premiere March 15 @ 10 PM on VH1. My question is, how old is this photo of her?

Guess this is good news since I do hate her music, but we’ve all heard this from many celebrities. Plus, fashion really doesn’t need another Jessica Simpson!LINK LOVE: Fashionista via Grazia

Is she really trying to act again??? BTW: this is Jessica Simpson.

Get ready for The Price of Beauty, a new VH1 reality series that will star Jessica Simpson and her hair stylist/close friend Ken Paves. Jessica and Ken will travel around the world and talk to dozens of women about the great lengths they go to for beauty. Not quite sure it will be a hit, but I guess you never know.

LINKAGE: People

So this dude, Tom Brady, Jessica Simpson’s ex, or wait, he’s Gisele’s husband…I don’t know, can’t tell the difference, is on the cover of Details not talking about ‘wife swapping,’ guess that’s supposed to be funny. Hope the editors of the mag realize that his hands are the same size as his head (by the way, are butt chins cool theses days? cuz it’s super unattractive), oh how I love photoshop mistakes!

More pics on Just Jared

“I’ve been transitioning from acting as a kid to doing something that I’m choosing for myself-to be part of the fashion industry. That’s what I want for my future. It has nothing to do with my past, nothing to do with anyone else’s agenda. And I followed my heart the whole way. But the outside perception is very different because you do have celebrity brands, people like Jessica Simpson and Kimora Lee Simmons, and those are celebrity brands because they have their names on it.”

From VMan Summer Issue

Jessica Simpson has successfully turned her branding venture (clothing, shoes, hair extensions, edible cosmetics and soon lingerie) into a multi-million dollar empire – her business has  is continuing to thrive even with the current global economic downturn.

She told Vanity Fair magazine, “The Jessica Simpson Collection is a $400 million business. My mom and I are creative directors. We have hundreds of people working, but nothing gets by us. It’s adorable and it’s affordable. What’s amazing right now, during this recession, is that, somehow, the business keeps growing.”

Not sure who is buying this shit, but it def isn’t me!

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After years of seeing Jessica Simpson’s annoying face covering the tabloids and bobbing around on television, I’ve come to two conclusions- she is a mediocre singer and a terrible actress. Thank you Vanity Fair for giving me another for the list. Jessica Simpson is a dreadful model. What the hell is her face doing in this photo? Instead of looking elegant and poised, I get the impression she has really bad cramps. Simpson is a southern belle pageant princess; trying to make her look like a classic, old Hollywood starlet is just making me want to vomit. You can’t fool me either. I can see through those many layers of Photoshop work. I know times are hard, but is Jessica Simpson the best Vanity Fair could do for the cover?

GALLERY: Jessica Simpson in Vanity Fair

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Jessica Simpson is releasing a lingerie line to compliment her other silly fashion projects. Wonder if it will all be about control tops and Spanx since she’s been on the yoyoing fatness thing lately.

Source

LINKAGE: Jessica Simpson Now Doing Lingerie Line

Random gallery of celebrities wearing see through clothing, some good some not soo good!

GALLERY: Celebrity Boobs

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The magazine claims by making “smart choices”. Choice number one, puking.

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