Weird time to launch sunglasses, but I guess people wear sunglasses all year round.

John Galliano personally cast Karlie Kloss to star in his spring 2010 Christian Dior campaign, excited to see the first images!

By now I’m sure you’ve seen Russell Brand and Katy Perry canoodling at the John Galliano show, but what I saw was that trench he was wearing! Russell was repping his John Galliano at John Galliano.  Would it be awkward seeing the outfit you’re wearing walking down the runway?

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Inspired by the craziness that is Los Angeles, John Galliano’s Spring 2010 collection was all things symbolic of the City of Angels (although the red lazer lit runway looked more like devil!). As per usual, looks were over the top, clashing, somewhat gaudy and styled to the max- an obvious addition to the Galliano family. As separates, the variety of beige blazers and jackets were staple pieces, acting as a somewhat stable basis for the collection.

John Galliano travelled back in time to the 1940’s for his Spring 2010 collection, bringing some modern versions of mini trench coats and a hell-of- a lot of lingerie inspired pieces. Things remained pretty true to the Dior house, sexy while keeping classy and affluent. I can’t say there’s anything jaw dropping about this collection, but it’s gorgeous, so not too many complaints from this peanut gallery!

Dita Von Teese rocks an all black leather look to the John Galliano for Dior show.

Earlier she tweeted: “Headed to Dior in full blown 50’s domina leather. If Mr. Dior were to design a suit for a dominatrix, this is how it would look.”

Really, Dean and Dan Caten, are we really joining the overly gaudy, completely unwearable bandwagon, cultivated by Alexander McQueen and John Galliano? I’m basically speechless. The gorgeous silhouettes and fabulous structure of yesteryear have been replaced by  the tacky, camping inspired backpack corset dress, camouflage poncho, fish-net tee and lifejacket denim vests. Blah.

GALLERY: RUNWAY: Dsquared² Spring 2010

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London fashion week, which is celebrating its 25th anniversary this year, begins today.

Love love love this ad staring original supermodel Linda Evangelista for John Galliano Fall 09…

Simon Nessman poses in some hot snapshots for the new John Galliano campaign.

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GALLERY: RUNWAY RUNDOWN: John Galliano Spring 2010 Menswear

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You haven’t seen boys in makeup until you’ve seen the models from John Galliano’s Spring 2010 menswear showing. With an Arabian Nights meets “Lord of the Flies” vibe, the boys were decked out in foliage headgear, covered in tan makeup, painted with facial hair and fake abs, making it hard to recognize even the most famous of models! Even I couldn’t recognize Cole Mohr or Ash Stymest…tis a sad day in the life of Kirby. 

GALLERY: BACKSTAGE: John Galliano Spring 2010 Menswear

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Brilliant!

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DISCLAIMER: I am not a nice person. When I don’t get invited to parties I get seriously pissed to the point where I begin to thoroughly bash those who did go. It’s a sickness, but I enjoy the symptoms. Here are the celebrities that went and what I have to say about them. Don’t read ahead if you’re  a pussy who loves everything. You make me sick. Grow a pair and get the fuck off my post.

Hugs and Disses,

Daniel Saynt

Considering all her recent topless, beer belly shots its amazing that Kate Moss was able to vomit up enough cocaine boogers to squeeze into this gold thingy. Seriously though, have you seen her naked lately, it’s like she went from model to mom. I hate to say I miss Pete Doherty, but at least he kept the girl thin.

Sidenote to Marc. Dating a hot Brazilian hombre does not make you a hot Brazilian hombre by association. One more shade of brown and you’ll just about burn the jew out of you and well officially start calling you Valentino Jr.

I only enjoy looking at Anna Wintour when she’s standing next to her hot step-daughter Bee. This editor seriously needs to consider a new look cause she’s getting grannylicious on us. You were the shit in 2007, now you’re just shit. Get something done immediately cause your magazine is just bleeding ink right now and there’s nothing exciting about it. Just a thought from one editor to another.

P.S. Can we get more tits in American Vogue? Paris Vogue is getting way to expensive on the monthly.

Dear Jessica Biel,

Justin looks like a total douche. Please call me.917-450-5238.

Hugs and Disses,

Daniel Saynt

Wait, was this year’s theme “Bridge and Tunnel” or “Jersey”? It’s so hard to tell.

In Malowi wearing Playboy bunny ears above the age of 30 is equivalent to assassinating the president. Just thought you should know.

WARNING: Getting slapped around by your man will turn you butch. Spread the word.

HOLY FUCK, Fran Dresher still gets invited to SHIT!!!

KKK robes are SOOO much more stylish nowadays.

Brillo Pad + Sheet Metal + Helena Bonhan Carter  =  Mary-Kate Olsen

HOLY FUCK, Kirsten Dunst still gets invited to SHIT!!!

Last week I was walking my dog Foxy and she spit from her ass a giant, steaming pile of what Tyra Banks has on her head.

Ivanka Tafetta Trump.

Andre Leon Tally looks like he’s part of some super secret society like The Skulls or that one from Eyes Wide Shut Gossip Girl expect instead of accepting members based on their status and cool, they only accept fat asses who wear muumuu’s to cover up their jelly rolls.

SIDENOTE: How many desperate gay interns to you think fit under that thing?

Nothing says “NOTICE ME” better than wearing a wedding dress to the gala.

Great job Elizabeth Hurley on not seeming at all desperate.

SIDENOTE: How many desperate pr interns do you think fit under that thing?

Straw hat and drawstring dress pants?!? Yup, the theme was definitely “Jersey”.

SIDENOTE: How many of Seals babies do you think fit under that thing?

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Photographer Mark Leibowitz captured all the amazing and colorful chaos backstage at the Fall 2008 and Spring 2009 John Galliano ready-to-wear shows. The result: an array of stunningly vivid photos.

Cirque
Photographed at the spring/Summer 2009 women’s ready-to-wear show in Paris

Plume
Photographed at the fall/winter 2008 women’s ready-to-wear show in Paris

Tin Soldier
Photographed at the spring/summer 2009 women’s ready-to-wear show in Paris

Spring
Photographed at the spring/summer 2009 women’s ready-to-wear show in Paris

Pre Show
Photographed at the spring/summer 2009 women’s ready-to-wear show in Paris

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“I remember the first time I met Stephen Jones – it was in a club, in the Eighties, and I was a student at Central Saint Martins College of Art & Design and obsessed with my work. The first time I asked him if he would do some hats for me, he just turned, looked at me and said, ‘I don’t think so, dear’” recalls Galliano, with whom Jones has since worked his millinery magic on creations for both John Galliano and Dior collections.

“I am so glad he had a change of heart. Just as I wouldn’t leave the house without a hat, I couldn’t do a show now without Stephen Jones,” Galliano writes in this weekend’s Style magazine. “I am thrilled that Stephen Jones has gathered an exhibition of treasures together for the Victoria & Albert Museum. He conjures up creations that bring Galliano and Dior shows to life, and he is the icing on any collection he touches.”

LINKAGE: UK Vogue

The runways in Paris and Milan have had a few models that looked like they stepped right off the set of a zombie flick. The back form the dead models were seen walking in big name shows like John Galliano, Gareth Pugh and Alexander McQueen. Could this be a result of an evolving heroine chic? Either way I’m down, the creepier the better!

Courtesy of: NY Mag