Edited by Lester Brathwaite
Male Model Humpday continues humping its way through the hottest men in music this week by applying a heavy dose of guyliner, zipping up an entirely too-tight pair of leather pants and strapping on the ax to wail on what passes for rock stars these days. Sure these rockers may not have moves like Jagger, but they’ve got abs like models and at the end of the day it’s still something to throw your panties at.
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
After Chelsea Handler went on a drunken tirade (Handler doesn’t do any other kind of tirade) against Angelina Jolie, her new BFF Jennifer Aniston got royally pissed.
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
This chart breaks down, in icon form, the themes of Taylor Swift‘s songs. I wonder how many of her songs reference John Mayer‘s dick? And what would be the icon for it?
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
This month (November 22nd to be exact) my latest obsession Nicki Minaj, aka the baddest bitch in the business (sorry John Mayer) will drop her debut album, Pink Friday. And in YRB Magazine she gets in touch with her inner diva.
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift are reportedly dating. Poor Jennifer Aniston. Now that there’s a newer, slimmer, even less talented beard in town, she’s been relegated to the sidelines. I will say this for the old girl, though. At least she didn’t write a sappy, shitty song after John Mayer dumped her. Learn some class, Swift.
Isn't it time for a shave?
Edited by Rebecca Alexander
“I’m not diversifying in terms of selling anything. I’m not selling ‘John Mayer: the cologne’. If I did it would just smell like sausage and sleep. I don’t look at my fans and think, ‘Wow, they really like what I do musically. Imagine if I could get 60 more dollars out of them!’ Who out there really goes, ‘You know what, I just fucking love perfumes. I always have since I was a kid. If I weren’t a pop singer, I’d be a perfumer?”
Edited by Ann Marie Trietley, Factory Girl
In the latest issue of Rolling Stone, John Mayer showcases his tattoos, slightly-schitzophrenic ramblings and extensive collection of vintage watches and Japanese sneakers.
Edited by Rebecca Alexander
John Mayer shows off his bod for the new issue of Rolling Stone, on stands tomorrow.
Edited by Kirby Marzec
Call me oblivious, but I had absolutely no clue that Gemma Ward was the girl in John Mayer’s music video for his 2006 hit “Daughters!” And I thought that I knew that doll face anywhere!
Edited by Hillary Frazier
First, I had no idea that John Mayer had a sleeve..he seems too douchey for a sleeve. Second, he decided to clear up the rumors about his supposed romance with Kristin Cavalari via Twitter:
“I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.”
“Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.”
“My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.”
“I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.”
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