Commentary: "She looks like she's slithering out of her own skin...and for good reason."

Lose the jacket and you've got yourself a stunner. And I'm talking to you Jessica Chastain

Commentary: "I didn't realize the circus was in town. Tell me, how many clowns can she fit under that tent?"

Perhaps a little too heavy on the beading, but the stars will be out once the cameras start flashing.

Commentary: "Gone with the picnic table. Even Scarlett O'Hara couldn't pull this one off."

Simple and chic but the sheer skirt keeps this from waltzing into comatose couture.

Commentary: "She's going commando! Literally, she skydived onto the red carpet, then wrapped the parachute around her and marched into the show."

It was hard finding anything suitable for the Oscars on Gaultuier's runway, but this scoop-back ditty hit all the right notes.

Commentary: "Looks like she came to her senses a little too late and was only half successful in taking her dress off in the limo ride here."

Pretty much everyone and their mother wants Rooney Mara in Givenchy and this is the closest thing to perfection she'll get.

Commentary: "Tilda you look amazing! Anyone else might receive a public stoning."

When in doubt, always go the ethereal route.

Commentary: "Did a hurricane sweep through every retirement community in Boca Raton and land directly on her?"

Black is always a popular choice on any red carpet so a stunning pale yellow like this will surely have heads turning,

Commentary: "Little ho on the prairie."

All this look needs is a high chignon, a Judith Leiber clutch, and a pair of statement earrings OR a statement necklace...not both.

Commentary: "The dress is wearing her. And it wants off."

It don't get no more chic than this. Give me a two-tone and I'll give you a star.

Commentary: When did the ghost of J.Lo's career show up?"

Miss Havisham knocked a few back and now she's ready to party.

It's cold in NYC, and we get very cranky without our furs. This shaggy number is just too chic.

We love these to death, but don't bother buying them for us if you did't get a motorcycle to go with.

The entire FashionIndie teamed FREAKED OUT from a cute overload after seeing this crystal panda bear clutch. We need and we need now.

Forget weaving straw into gold - we want to weave gold into gold bracelets. Or rather have someone else do it for us.

18k rose gold, Alligator leather band, 126 set diamonds - what's not to love about this time-telling luxury?

Our skin glows like you wouldn't believe when using these luxurious skincare products. This 14-day travel set is an absolute necessity for jetsetting.

Described as the "scent of peace," we're more interested in the bottle, covered entirely in Swarovski crystals.

We drink a lot of champagne in the office, and Ikea is cramping our style. We need five, by the way.

Five bedrooms plus crew quarters, 5 bathrooms and a kitchen larger than all our NYC apartments combined. You might as well buy us a house, but that's no fun.

Because commercial flights are for plebs. We need to get to Paris for Fashion Week somehow right?

This wine-colored denim actually sends chills down our spines. Betcha she doesn't own pants with authentic python patches at the knee.

This piece of jewelry transforms before your eyes - the heart-shaped charm opens to reveal long silvery strands. It's perfect for the day-to-night outfit aficionado.

Stamped with "FEED 1000" across the back, this beaded evening clutch is unlike any other. For each bag purchased, FEED Projects will provide 1000 meals for children worldwide.

Dress her feet in a pair no one else owns. Constructed from leather and vintage kilim rugs, each pair of Kiboots is one of a kind.

With an array of metallic, bright and dark smokey hues, she'll never tire of creating over-the-top looks with this vibrant palette.

This obscure set of ear candy boasts the coolest combination of colors we've seen. Bold enough for both short and long hair.

We want candy colored fur, and so does your over-the-top accessories loving friend. Give her the gift of sugar pink head warmth.

The perfect gift for the hostess who has it all, these adorable little sugar buttons will make her day a bit sweeter.

For the tough bitch who loves a stiff coffee, no one in her office will attempt to steal this mug.

When leopard, sequins and a strappy open back join forces, the perfect dress lives.

The perfect comfy top for stumbling down to brunch.

Pair these glitzy gold sequined shoes with jeans and a tee for a fun daytime look.

Take a tip from J.Lo and rock this ultra-mini skirt for a sexy nighttime look.

Throw your money away in style with this blindingly shiny wallet.

Nothing says glamorous like a $7,000 purse shaped like a dog.

Show the Blackjack dealer you mean business with this handsome buttoned-up accessory.

Let your bag do all the talking. Lulu Guinness 225 GBP

Look 1 – Slutty Preppy:

From the Ivy League to 20,000 Leagues.

Look 2 – Chic Week:

An officer and a gentlewoman.

Look 3 – Funny Girl:

People who need sailors are the horniest people in the world.

Look 4 – Shore Thing:

Bling it out Jersey style for some sailor smoosh time.

Look 5 – Boys Just Want to Have Fun:

Don’t ask, do tell for the boy hoping to get his deck swabbed.

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Well, let’s say there’s a run in your stocking and you need some sass backup? What better to catch the fall of a legally dead outfit than the most funked up handbag?

I’ll leave this post short and sweet, Judith Leiber does all the talking.

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Rodarte is going fast so click now to buy. Gilt Man includes: Ike Behar, Inhabit Men’s, Hartmann, Oakley, K-Swiss, Earnest Sewn, and Report Collection.

Hautelook today has some great sales worth checking out, including Andrew Marc Outerwear, Decades Boutique, Judith Leiber Sunglasses, and Michele Watches . If you’re not familiar with Hautelook, you’re definitely missing out! Hautelook provides its members with designer sales daily.

Andrew Marc Outwear, for both men and women, is up to 46% off.

Decades Boutique has amazing designers, including Chanel, Christian Dior, Chloe and YSL, up to 30% off.

Judith Leiber sunglasses are all $129, saving you up to 89%.

Michele Watches are a great accessory, and at 40% off, they are a must have.

There are so……many great bags out this season that I sometimes actually feel a lightheaded when looking at them. I personally prefer a little, or should I say, ALOT of detail on my bags of choice. The focus is on clutch bags today and Here are just a few of my favorites. From top to bottom the designers are, Sonia Rykiel python clutch….Roberto Cavalli snakeskin and diamante clutch (EXQUISITE)….Roberto Cavalli black jeweled clutch….Proenza Schouler Pochette’s x 2….Missoni Snakeskin clutch….Matthew Williamson python Pochette….Judith Leiber x 2 (love the cupcake)….Dries Van Noten x 2….Bulgari….Alexander McQueen x 2 (love, love, love the fringe clutch). The “jeweled daisy” clutch has a beautiful vintage look and is a sure favorite. Enjoy the view!

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Agreed that delicious, hot, chocolate cupcakes are the ultimate party food, but then do fashionistas and divas really care about the food at the parties? Nah! But then if you actually go ga-ga over the sight of choco cupcakes then here’s a luxurious alternative to display your love for the sinful treat. Whispered to be the World’s most expensive cupcake, obviously not an edible one though, women can dangle this Cupcake evening bag from Judith Leiber. Deliciously caked with loads of choco colored rocks and diamonds, this bag is designed to accommodate a stuff or two like a lipstick for a final touch up or a few bills to tip. And for $4295, who can dare to stuff it with insignificant stuff.

Source: Born Rich