All Entries Tagged With: "Justin Timberlake"

Don’t Worry, Jessica Won’t Be Designing For Justin

Though news has recently surfaced that Jessica Biel would be designing a line of handbags for William Rast, reps for the line are denying any news of that sort. William Rast, created by Jessica’s boyfriend Justin Timberlake, will not be getting a Biel collection addition. At least that’s one less celebrity off of the designer list.

Kanye West Can Suck Balls. He’s Not My Generations Voice!!!

“I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice,” Kanye insists. “It’s me settling into that position of just really accepting that it’s one thing to say you want to do it and it’s another thing to really end up being like Michael Jordan.”

“There were people who had the potential to do it but they went on vacation, so when Justin [Timberlake] went on vacation I made albums. And it just came out to be that.”

Kanye West has decided to open his overrated trap to diss Justin Timberlake. Listen buddy, you made a couple of good albums, but in terms of influencing this generation and being it’s voice, your quickly aging ass is a little off the mark.

Let me break it down for you as to why Justin Timberlake kicks your ass in just about everything.

1. He’s a movie star. Your ass is too ugly to get a role, plus pouty, bitching black dude just doesn’t fit into too many movie scripts.

2. He bangs some of the hottest starlets ever, Britney (in her prime), Jessica Biel, Scarjo, Cameron Diaz. You’ve settled for some baby momma fashion designer wannabe.

3. He has a successful clothing line, William Rast. Compared to your shitastic Pastelle.

4. He’s hilarious. Dick-in-a-box = Comic Gold!!! You’re moody and take yourself way to seriously.

5. Justin starts trends you’d actually want to imitate and might be singlehandedly responsible for the elevated style of the sloppy youth (vests, fedoras, button-down shirts and dress slacks started with JT). You’ve brought us shitty hair shavings and venetian blind sunglasses.

6. Southern Hospitality is just about one of the coolest restaurants in the city. What have you contributed to my stomach lately?

7. Justin can dance. He is a performer and not just a rapper.  Plus, he can beatbox. You need Daft Punk for back-ups.

8. Your biggest contribution to music is Jesus Walks, which will totally seem idiotic when the scientist finally disprove that God-thing in 2020. Come on, you know it’s coming.

9. His mother is still alive. Oh, too soon…

Basically Kanye, you’ve released some good songs, but your overall contribution to my generation is minimal. Quit blowing hot air out your ass face cause you’re stinking up the music scene and get too work on making your contribution worth our attention.

Jessica Biel to Design Handbags

That’s right, having a bf with his very own fashion company really pays off. Supposedly, Jessica’s love for handbags has given Justin a reason to add her to the the William Rast family.

Sources say she has already started sketching designs for a limited edition collection.

Thanks Daily Express

This Is A Joke Right?

According to The Independent, Ugg is attempting to boost their popularity in the men’s market. Please excuse me while I break everything in my general vicinity and suppress my anger by punching infants. This is the dumbest, most unfashionable thing ever. Ugg boots are terrible trend that should never leave the confines of your house. If you are a man and you own Ugg boots you don’t deserve to have feet!. The guy above should be a big enough reason to never own these. According to the article they are pushing the product through celebrities (DUH!). Justin Timberlake, Brad Pitt and a bunch of Chelsea soccer players have been photographed in the shoes. Justin Timberlake is a joke, Brad Pitt is like 50 and Chelsea should just down right know better. They me but comfortable, they may be warm but so are a lot of other less ugly alternatives. Don’t think for one second I won’t push you into on coming traffic for trying to spark this trend.

Thanks Flickr for the images.

Mag Hag: Nov Issue of NYLON

The Bashed: Rihanna in High Waisted Leather

 Rihanna’s outfit choice for the Justin Timberlake and Friends Concert Tour in Los Angeles on Friday left me a little more silent than speechless. Not only did she look like a rooster bred with a bumble bee, but her high waisted leather pants were absolutely awful. Now don’t get my wrong, I like the high waist but only when it is done tastefully on the right body type. Sorry little miss Princess of Pop, but you look like you’ve got some massive hips and a bun in the oven…not flattering! And we didn’t get a shot of Rihanna from behind, but I’ll bet my bottom dollar that her butt looked terrible in these pants!

Thanks Just Jared!