Edited by Lester Brathwaite
The following is an excerpt from the Secret Diary of Kate Middleton*:
Dear Diary,
Can you believe! In three days I’m going to be Her Royal Highness Princess William of Wales! I think I’m going to throw up…
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
Though the Royal Wedding guest list has officially been announced, future Princess of Wales, Kate Middleton, drummed up a list of her own that unfortunately did not meet the approval of The Queen. The following is that very guest list.*
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
The following excerpt is taken from the Secret Diary of Queen Elizabeth II*, which was found in the booth of an Arby’s this morning and sent to us at Fashion Indie for our perusal, abuse and general amusement.
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
The following is an excerpt from Kate Middleton’s Secret Diary* — the one place she thought was safe to bear her deepest and darkest secrets until one of our tech guys got bored and hacked her Blackberry. Excerpt has been edited for content and incriminating photos of Justin Bieber.
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
The following is an excerpt from The Secret Diary of Kate Middleton* — a passingly coherent diatribe of the future Princess of Wales. Excerpt has been edited for content and repeated shout-outs to rival Latino gangs .
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
The following is an excerpt from the Secret Diary* of future Princess of Wales and — from what we can tell — professional ass-kicker, Kate Middleton. Excerpt has been edited for content and rampant usage of expletives.
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
After hacking into Kate Middleton‘s Blackberry (it’s a hobby) we were able to access her secret online journal. Gone is the facade of a prim and proper English princess-in-waiting. Rather, behind closed doors Kate is…kind of a hoodrat. The following is an excerpt — edited for content and a surprising amount of vulgarity — from The Diary of Kate Middleton*:
