RED CARPET REPORT CARD: 2011 American Music Awards

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

To my surprise as I sleepily browsed my Twitter feed this morning, the 2011 American Music Awards were on last night. I couldn’t care less about the crappy music being awarded, so I immediately searched for disappointing red carpet photos. And to neither my nor anyone’s surprise, I found some pretty disappointing red carpet photos. But what’s an awards show without a Red Carpet Report Card commentary? Check out the gallery below of the best, worst and most snooze-worthy looks from last night.

Forbes Ranks Hollywood’s Most Overpaid Actresses

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Forbes Magazine, which clearly has nothing better to do than feed into society’s insatiable appetite for celebrity by enumerating their incomes based on conjecture, scientific (I’m guessing) estimates and good ole hearsay, has come out with its list of “Hollywood’s Highest Paid Actresses.” The list, which reads like a “Really? Her?” of A-list “talent,” is topped by supermom and noted bare-faced adventurer Angelina Jolie who ties with the “actress” formerly (and forever) known as Carrie Bradshaw, one Ms. Sarah Jessica Parker.  Full list after the jump.

Muse of the World: Franco on Franco Action

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

James Franco to teach a class on himself, “Narcissistic Escapism and the Art of Joint-Rolling”? W tells Kim Kardashian to shut her uncultured mouth. And J. Crew shareholders get their sweater-sets in a bunch.

Katherine Heigl Poses With Her Daughter for W

Edited by Hilary Beck

It’s never too early to pimp out your child to magazines, and we’re a sucker for cute children anyway. So as annoying as Katherine Heigl may be, we melted at the sight of her 23-month-old daughter Naleigh on the cover of W.

COVERGIRL: Katherine Heigl for Harper’s Bazaar June 2010 [3 Photos]

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

Katherine Heigl graces next month’s cover of Harper’s Bazaar, looking radiant, and in a candid interview, she opens up about her career, marriage and motherhood. Heigl is photographed with dogs throughout the story, she is passionate about animals and supports the Jason Debus Heigl Foundation “Hounds of Hope” which honors her late brother, rescuing dogs from high-kill shelters throughout Southern California and readying them to find loving homes.

Confirmed: Katherine Heigl Leaving “Grey’s Anatomy”

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

LINK LOVE: Confirmed: Katherine Heigl Leaving “Grey’s Anatomy”

Moments of Style: Katherine Heigl

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

Yet Another Celebrity Clothing Line …

Edited by lins

While doing a little research on Matthew McConaughey’s upcoming clothing line that somehow completely escaped my notice (beachwear, entitled j.k. livin’ for “just keep livin’”– appropriate given his aversion to shirts), I discovered that Katherine Heigl has a clothing line. Of … wait for it … “designer” scrubs (because guys, don’t forget, she’s a doctor). Matthew “Bongos” McConaughey is now the last thing on my mind, because I’ve got it in for KH now due to several reasons.

One, Izzie really started to annoy me on the last season of Grey’s and two, because of her recent bitchy comments about her withdrawal from the Emmy nomination. Katherine, I’d like to point out that you piss me off because the writers of your show did such a perfect job of turning you into a whiney brat– they deserve an Emmy for that alone.

Anyway, gleefully awful photos of Katherine in all of her scrubby glory below: