While doing a little research on Matthew McConaughey’s upcoming clothing line that somehow completely escaped my notice (beachwear, entitled j.k. livin’ for “just keep livin’”– appropriate given his aversion to shirts), I discovered that Katherine Heigl has a clothing line. Of … wait for it … “designer” scrubs (because guys, don’t forget, she’s a doctor). Matthew “Bongos” McConaughey is now the last thing on my mind, because I’ve got it in for KH now due to several reasons.

One, Izzie really started to annoy me on the last season of Grey’s and two, because of her recent bitchy comments about her withdrawal from the Emmy nomination. Katherine, I’d like to point out that you piss me off because the writers of your show did such a perfect job of turning you into a whiney brat– they deserve an Emmy for that alone.

Anyway, gleefully awful photos of Katherine in all of her scrubby glory below: