Complex magazine, always at the forefront of taste and class, created a list for the hottest celebrity members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. Here we share…

Keira is topless for Chanel…

Wow.

Keira Knightley looked positively stunning, from the mod hair and makeup straight down to her shiny shoes.

Knightley is just one of many celebrities in Paris today for the Chanel runway show.

Oooh she reminds me of my favorite My Little Pony. I want to comb her hair for hours…

Photo from Jezebel.

Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley- Like two peas in a pod...a terribly unfortunate dress pod.

Eva Green- Did you used to be a Frockette?

Anna Friel- Your stylist forgot to tell you that her pit bull accidentally threw up the garbage he ate all over your evening gown. Oops!

Eva Birthistl- I would really appreciate it if you would give me my Christmas tree skirt back. Thanks.

Is this some kind of practical joke? Last night’s British Independent Film Awards had a red carpet full of unfortunately dressed celebrities…the ones who typically look the best everywhere else! Sorry ladies, the  Boston Tea Party happened in 1773…if you’re seeking your revenge for those high taxes back in the day, this is certainly not the way to do it. 

Thanks Jezebel!

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It’s tough for many of us to remeber Keira when she wasn’t always on top of her fashion game, but that time did, in fact, exist. There was a time when tight belly shirts and extreme clashing were all Keira thought about. Thanks to a few years and an awesome stylist Keira has come out near the top end of our fashion radar with great style and intact elegance.

Here’’s Keira Knightley gracing the cover of September’s Tattler. Her black ostrich meets attacking octopus look with baby pink nails to match are looking mighty fierce. Fortunately, readers will forget about the previous cover of Maggie Gyllenhaal channeling The Joker. Too bad all Miss Knightley can do is pout.