- Sylvester Stallone time traveled back to 25 years ago when he was still relevant, liked what he saw and decided to start a clothing line. Never one to rest on his laurels, Sly’s line will be inspired by Rocky (“the gentleman”) and Rambo (“the rebel”). [Fashionologie]

- Dov Charney simply can’t help sexually harassing his employees. And they can’t stop trying to  sue his pants off. Of course, there are much easier ways to get Dov’s pants off — like saying “Hi, Dov. I’m basically legal.” [NY Times]

- Once upon a time, Abby Lee Kershaw was a little girl with a big dream. Though she looks like she belongs on an episode of My So-Called Life/Clarissa Explains It All,  one can see the potential that the Kaiser can’t seem to get enough of. [Stardust and Sequins]

- Sesssilee Lopez‘s mom has written a book “to help other parents help their daughters become high fashion models.” As a “super momager,” Janice Celeste encountered her fair share of the fashion world’s craziness, such as “one model who dipped cotton balls in orange juice and consumed it to feel full. Later it came out that she had anorexia.” Janice Celeste says anorexic, I say genius. [Fashionista]

-  After killing an intruder with a pink .38-caliber pistol, beauty queen Meghan Brown threw on some lingerie for a steamy photoshoot. Why? “I wanted to make some money. I wanted to capitalize on this. I’m the perfect example of why women should have a gun.” Then she asked if anyone had a problem with that while pulling a sequined pistol with lace trimming out of her cleavage. [The Daily]

- Kiki de Montparnasse wants you to get Kinky de Montparnasse while checking your mate with this sensual chess set with pieces made out of sex toys. Get your rooks off. [Kiki de Montparnasse]

- Chris Brown is “disappointed” in his actions after busting a window at Good Morning America‘s studios earlier this week after host Robin Roberts asked him about that little thing with Rihanna. Geez, you savagely beat someone up, get a restraining order against you and become a social pariah, and suddenly you can’t even throw a chair out of a window in peace. [The Daily Beast]

- And in celebration of Twitter‘s 5th anniversary (#OMG), Refinery29 has blessed us with their list of the 10 Most Annoying Types of Fashion Twitterers. They forgot “The Swag Slut” — The shallow, opportunistic media-whore who will do anyone and anything to get free stuff. Also known as @LesFabian. [Refinery29]

1.    Stone Double Storm Flap Trench Coat – a stylish disguise for secret trips to the Carlyle ($180 topshop.com)

2.    Kiki de Montparnasse Leather Whip – a little something to spice up your romance, soooo not something your wife is into ($150 kikidm.com)

3.    Room service – pamper your lover instead of Wham, Bam, Thank You Maaming her. Order some pancakes for breakfast

4.    Max and Chloe Lapis Teardrop Earrings – every girl needs some bling ($790 maxandchloe.com)

5.    Private Island – no more sneaking around if you buy an island where no one can find you (firstluxe.com)

6.    Agent Provocateur Harri Silk-Satin Plunge Corset – something sexy for under the trench coat ($850 net-a-porter.com)

7.   Diane von Furstenberg Purple Sunglasses – help to hide her identity and protect your neck in a super fab fashion ($185 matchesfashion.com)

“There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart’s desire. The other is to get it.”
-George Bernard Shaw

Anyone who knows me, knows of my love of the “wifebeater”. Beaters are a wardrobe staple for me. Throw on a beater, usually white and usually with a colored bra, some fab accessories, heels and a great coat/jacket and you have the “glamour Whore” uniform. And it’s sexy. And glamorous if you wear it right. I also have made no secret of my love for lingerie. If I had the time I would start another blog dedicated strictly to lingerie.

So imagine my excitement when perusing the world wide web today and I came across the “t-shirt garter”. Yup. A wifebeater with a garter belt attached. I know!! I damn near had a heart attack. I had to investigate this. And what I learned was that a fabulous line of luxury lingerie had somehow eluded me for the past couple of years. I was excited about my discovery and disappointed in myself for not knowing about it already. I assure you, it won’t happen again.
So, I felt it only right to introduce to my newest “lust have” and current favorite line of lingerie.

Meet Kiki de Montparnasse!! A line from their “About” page on the company website: “Kiki De Montparnasse is a luxury fashion and lifestyle brand that celebrates intimacy and inspires the romantic imagination.” I wholeheartedly agree. It’s been a longtime since I oohed aand aahed so much… My neighbors probably thought I was enjoying a little intimacy and romance…lol…nope, just lusting over fabulous boudoir couture. T-shirt garters, boyfriend shirts, gorgeous blindfolds(yes, I said blindfolds), capelets (I LOVE LOVE LOVE capelets!!), bed sets, fun panties that teach you French (bad words, but still…)!!!

Written on Cult Indie

As always, some great designers on Gilt Groupe…

Kiki de Montparnasse

Helmut Lang

Warren Tricomi

Zac Posen

John Varvatos

Just Cavalli

J. Lindeberg

Paul Smith Optical