My favorite porn star will be signing autographs at the Sephora outside of our hotel tomorrow. I LOVE LA!!!

Kimmy busts out again, this time for the South African issue of FHM.

“I wanted something rich and creamy and sexy, but still youthful.”

Eva Longoria looks kinda like Kim Kardashian in this spread for Citizen K.

You don’t know how excited I am about my new venture!! As you guys know, I love to share my beauty tips with you! I get so many comments asking about products, application techniques, what looks to use to match skin tones or hair colors… and now I’m going to get to share all the secrets I’ve learned from my fabulous glamor squad as Contributing Beauty Editor at OK Magazine!!!!! Ahhhh!!! I start this month with New York Fashion Week and will be doing exclusive videos and columns from behind the scenes.

Move over for Ms. Kardashian! In preparation for NY Fashion Week, the folks at OK magazine named Kim Kardashian beauty editor. Kim is expected to go backstage at the shows to film behind the scenes videos in addition to writing a few columns.

LINKAGE: Spoiled Pretty

Kim looks quite ‘different’ in this spread for YRB Mag, shot by Mike Ruiz.

Everyone at Fashion Indie either cut, dyed or planned a new hairdo this week. Because we all know I’ll probably never cut my hair, I jokingly said that my contribution to change would be to shave off my eyebrows. Joke or no joke, maybe this idea isn’t so far fetched. Not that I want to associate myself with Kim Kardashian, but she already did it and so did Adriana Lima! Besides, I certainly don’t want to follow the Alice Dellal bandwagon and shave half of my head! 

If you’re looking to stand out, this certainly is a step in the right direction. My only question: how long does it take for eyebrows to fully grow back? 

Thanks Jezebel!

As seen on Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, Kim Kardashian, and Rhianna, these 1930s-inspired bangles are awesome! They’ve got rhinestones, they’re stackable, they’re a dream! CC SKYE’s stuff has been featured in tons of magazines and is super popular among billions of celebs.

Get them at The Hip Chick

The Hip Chick – Hot Styles Worn by Celebs

Forever 21 is coming out with a plus size line (not news), but while marketing the Faith 21 collection they made the mistake of using a photo of Miss Kim.

She got offended and responded on her blog: “I feel that this clipping from Us Magazine is a bit misleading, so I wanted to comment on it.”

“I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I’m very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a “fuller-figured woman” of extra large proportions is a little offensive. For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.”

The funny part: Kimmy truly believes she’s a size 2…

Will the real Kim Kardashian please stand up? Not only did Complex photoshop the heck out of Kanye to make him look like a silver cyber bot for their April issue, they also reduced the size of Kimmy’s curves…

LINKAGE: Animal New York

As if they don’t get enough media attention already (sex tape and such), Kim Kardashian and bf Reggie Bush thought that their half naked bodies were worth sharing, agian!

Kim Kardashian and her rag tag band of related hanger-ons have adopted a chimpanzee. Desperate to get any press they possibly can, the family has brought in the creature in a failed attempted to be “with it”. You see, Kim saw the front page of The Daily News featuring that insane ape, assumed that cause it was NY fashion week it must have been a style story, and quickly headed to the Congo to bag herself a monkey.

That’s my only answer for why she’d insist on getting an animal that is best know for flinging shit at people and going on rampages that result in the permanent disigurement of elderly people. Either way, expect a sex tape in a couple of days.

Images courtesy of PopCrunch

For those of you obsessed with/or jealous of Kim Kardashian, you can now buy her 2009 calendar and either masturbate furiously or plan your attempt at a vicious attack. Either one works for us…

If you are one of those creeps who gets all hot and bothered by a nice pair of feet and sexy little toes, well your heaven is here. Feet Magazine is a new online publication dedicated to feet of the rich and famous. If this doesn’t really creep you out, it should at least make you think twice before leaving your house with gross toes.

Feet Magazine.

Is it just me or is one eye bigger than the other?

Oh the amounts of Photoshop used in this one...

For all the pics visit Radar Mag

Here’s a sneak peek of Kim Kardashian spread for Radar magazine where she recreates Brooke Shields famous Calvin Klein ads.

Is this really necessary?

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“I don’t take off my makeup, I eat fast food, I do everything bad.”

Let’s let you in on a little secret now Aubrey…It shows! It’s clear you don’t know how to take off your make-up and that quite possibly the only thing you do is put on layer after layer so that to this day you have days and days of makeup sitting on your trashy face! Lately you’ve been dressing more and more like our fav Kim Kardashian so I suggest you do something about that. And if you think we enjoy these statements of inspiration to tell all, please, please thin again.

Thanks to JustJared for the pic!