Pants? What are pants? Nothing you need to be concerned about when sweeping the floor with your booty in da club. A body suit will do, especially one from the pants-less capital of the United States, American Apparel.

You can't be a video ho if your tatas aren't a mere few inches from your face. If you're not blessed with natural perkiness, a push-up bra will do the trick quick. DKNY's Super Glam Push-Up Bra is sexy and does the job right.

Don't go completely bare under those booty shorts - leave a little something to the imagination... a very little something. Philippe Matignon makes the best tights on the market, and these Macrolosange fishnets are muchos comfortable for extreme booty shaking.

Act like a lady when you down that bottle of Armand de Brignac with a sexy pair of black lace opera gloves. Dents makes the perfect pair at a price that won't break the bank.

We love you as a brunette, but sometimes you need to switch it up as a video ho. Take a note from Nicki and go for a little blonde ambition. Leave this Miss Tresses wig long or trim it to match our favorite Barbie girl.

1. Wear a jazzy surgical mask. Remember when swine flu was all the rage? Everywhere you looked, someone(s) was wearing a surgical mask. These are ugly and sterile, no pun intended. Spice up your look while protecting your immune system with gemstones, colorful patterns or even a different mouth. Samira Boon created her masks because she was tired of seeing the the dreary white variety everywhere. You can be a tiger, gorilla or zipped-lip by snagging one at the Hara Museum Online Shop. The Etsy shop Cheap Champagne offers ruffles and plaids if you want a girlie feel.

2. Lady gloves keep germs at bay. A lady should never leave her house without gloves, how rude! These dandy little dress gloves keep scum from penetrating your precious dermis. Remove them and voila!, it’s like public transportation never happened. Forzieri White Flowered Lace Gloves, Burberry Studded Leather Gloves and Prada Vernice Gloves are all fabulous options.

3. Keep hand sanitizer with you at ALL TIMES. Don’t even think about re-applying lip gloss without getting subway grime off your fingers first. Have one in your bag for easy grabbing and another on your desk so you can sanitize before touching your keyboard. Hugo Naturals Travel Size French Lavender Organic Hand Sanitizer fits inside any bag and Jurlique Moisturizing Hand Sanitizer cleanses hands while keeping them moisturized.

How do you keep germs at bay on public transportation?

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