It seems that last night’s Video Music Awards were more of a nightmare than bedtime entertainment. If the Disney prepubescent boys didn’t make your ears bleed and the fact that Britney Spears took home three awards didn’t make you check into a psych-ward, then surely the evening’s worst dressed stars made you claw your eyes out. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the 2008 VMA’s take the cake for having some of the worst dressed stars on live television. 

Here is a brief recap…I think the photos do more justice than any description will:

Christina Aguilera- It looks like you are wearing a trashy, spider web inspired Halloween costume. “I am beautiful, no matter what they say”…keep telling yourself that sweetheart.

Ashley Tisdale- sparkly and glittery, oh yes…but it looks like you robbed some girl at her junior prom.

Lindsay Lohan- next time pick something that is figure flattering, doesn’t pucker and preserves your youth. I didn’t know that 22 was the new 58.

Lady Victoria Hervey- The Niagara Falls Butterfly Conservatory called. They want their butterflies back. All of them.

…And last but not least, Perez Hilton, leave the fashion commentary up to people who don’t steal from their local Salvation Army.

Thanks Jezebel!