HX: How are you, Janice?
Janice Dickinson: Good! I’m sitting in the heart of homosexuality, the Santa Monica Equinox Gym. And you know what? Eat your fucking heart out.

Were you aware of your former model Rodrigo De Carli’s gay porn past before you hired him? And how do you feel about the fact that he’s now working with Lucas Entertainment under the nom-de-porn Claudio Martin?
I don’t have a problem with gay porn. What’s wrong with gay porn? It allows people to encapsulate what their fantasies are. Is that so bad? I think Rodrigo had other issues that were far too severe, which is the reason he’s not with the agency anymore; I’m not going to go into depth about it, but he knows what they are. As far as him having a colorful past? Look, as long as you don’t sodomize children, this is the United States of America—the Fifth Amendment, Larry Flynt, yes! I see nothing wrong with gay porn.

(Note: The Fifth Amendment deals with Grand Jury crimes, Double Jeopardy, and Due Process. I think she means the First Amendment, which is the right to free speech. Larry Flynt fought the Supreme Court for the right to.)

The media is currently eating up the fact that there’s a transsexual model on the upcoming cycle of Top Model.
Oh, please. I did it on my show first with Claudia. But you know what? There’s not going to be a moment where Tyra’s not going to knock me off, so I’m not bothered by her.

Have you ever received a little note or phone call from Tyra to congratulate you on the success of your show?
Are you fucking kidding me? Hell, no. Never. Nothing.

That’s unbelievable.
Believe it, baby. Nor did I ever get a note or call thanking me for helping to put her show on the map. Whatever. She’s not my favorite person.