Lauren Conrad apparently wrote a book (totally didn’t know that) and now she’s going to make a movie based off this phantom book. The good news for her is that, unlike The Hills, it is socially acceptable for this to be scripted. So is it still considered a biography if it is based of fabricated events?

LINK LOVE: Just Jared

READ MORE ABOUT: Lauren Conrad, the hills

The Daily Beast got wind of the contract stating how much each cast member of The Hills makes per episode. I’m really glad to know that they’re being adequately compensated for all of their hard work. They deserve it, don’t they? They’re all such good actors!

Lauren Conrad - $125,000 per episode (her contract also stated that nobody on The Hills could make more than her)
Kristin Cavalari - $90,000 per episode
Heidi Montag - $100,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge – $100,000 per episode
Lo Bosworth – $100,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt – $65,000 per episode
Brody Jenner – $45,000 per episode

LINK LOVE: D Listed

READ MORE ABOUT: audrina patridge, Brody Jenner, heidi montag, kristin cavalari, Lauren Conrad, lo bosworth, spencer pratt, the hills, the hills paycheck

Lauren Conrad’s hair stylist, Kristen Ess, explains the tricks of keeping Lauren’s hair looking ‘natural.’

READ MORE ABOUT: extensions, hair extensions, kristen ess, Lauren Conrad

Unless you’re a Broadway star, you most likely can’t sing as well as you act. In addition, if you’re dumb enough to sell your soul to reality television, you probably aren’t literate enough to write a novel, let alone spell your name. That being said, it is beyond me how today’s celebrities think they can be virtuosos and dabble in careers that require talent. Here’s a list of the ten most annoying, basically talentless, celebrity multitaskers. Read it and weep: 

1.) PARIS HILTON: Even though she’s only famous for being daddy’s little future trust-fund baby, Paris has unfortunately soiled the world as an actress, reality television personality, singer, model, fashion designer, perfumer, television producer and porn star. And people wonder why foreigners laugh at Americans. 

2.) KATE MOSS: Aside from blowing coke, Kate has flirted with modeling, acting, singing, designing for TopShop and writing a cookbook! 

3.) LINDSAY LOHAN: When LiLo isn’t taking part in bulimic vomit sessions, she enjoys acting, singing (poorly), modeling, designing leggings and pretending to be a lesbian. 

4.) KANYE WEST: When the people at the Gap send Kanye home after a long day of interning, the Louis Vuitton Don loves to rap, write songs, design shoes, attending shows at fashion week and shave Amber Rose’s head.

5.) LAUREN CONRAD: Although Lauren’s clothing line failed miserably, she avoids suicide by keeping busy with being a reality television personality, appearing in Family Guy, singing, writing her autobiography and attempting to sell the remainder of her clothing line. 

6.) HILARY DUFF: She hasn’t been in the tabloids lately, but Hilary’s repertoire consists of acting, singing, modeling, designing clothes and looking like a horse with those veneers of hers. 

7.) PETE WENTZ: Being a douche bag is tough work, but Wentz still finds time to sing, act in CSI, design hideous clothes and own several bars. 

8.) HEIDI MONTAG: Wiping Spencer Pratt’s ass is awfully time consuming, so props to Heidi for making time to be a reality television personality, actress, singer and model. What an ambitious girl! 

9.) FERGIE: Aside from being the universal spelling-bee champion, Fergie prides herself on her singing, acting and designing careers. G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S. 

10.) NICOLE RICHIE: With a second baby in her belly and a reality television, singing, acting, maternity-wear designing career under her belt, Richie is the ultimate mom.

READ MORE ABOUT: Amber Rose, CSI, family guy, fergie, heidi montag, hilary duff, Kanye West, kate moss, Lauren Conrad, lindsay lohan, Louis Vuitton, nicole richie, paris hilton, pete wentz, topshop

Seems like Hollywood has taken to a bad habit recently, smoking.  Celebrities like Katherine Heigl, Mary Kate Olsen, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, Robert Pattinson, and Kate Moss have all been spotted lighting up, but here’s our list of the top 10 celebs that are keeping it healthy.

1. Rihanna

2. Victoria Beckham

3. Leighton Meester

4. Heidi Klum

5. Justin Timberlake

6. Lauren Conrad

7. Usher

8. Chatum Tanning

9. Anne Hathaway

10. Rachel Bilson

Who do you think we missed? And how do you feel about young Hollywood’s decision to popularize smoking?

READ MORE ABOUT: Anne Hathaway, chatum tanning, heidi klum, Justin Timberlake, kate moss, katherine hegel, Lauren Conrad, Leighton Meester, Lindsey Lohan, mary-kate olsen, mischa barton, rachel bilson, Rihanna, Robert Pattinson, usher, victoria beckham

Last weeks nail polish quest got tons of replys, so this week, we have another nail polish related quest: Would You Paint Each Nail a Diff Color?

READ MORE ABOUT: Lauren Conrad

As seen on Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, Kim Kardashian, and Rhianna, these 1930s-inspired bangles are awesome! They’ve got rhinestones, they’re stackable, they’re a dream! CC SKYE’s stuff has been featured in tons of magazines and is super popular among billions of celebs.

Get them at The Hip Chick

The Hip Chick – Hot Styles Worn by Celebs

READ MORE ABOUT: $, audrina patridge, kim kardashian, Lauren Conrad, rhianna, shop bangles, shop bracelets, shop cc skye

Instead of bashing you all separately, I decided to create a giant post after visiting the MTV website and realizing that so many celebrities have no fashion knowledge, at all. 

Miley Cyrus: Boring, the wardrobe in Hannah Montana The Movie was fabulous, why couldn’t you snag a dress from there? And wtf is going on with the front of that dress?

Lauren Conrad: You can really pull of that ‘California’ look, stick with that. You have a really good body, don’t hide it under that poufy skirt…and is that tie-dye, or is it just me?

Megan Fox: WTF is going on with your hair?! I’m not even going to comment on the tattoo, but her forehead is too big to wear her hair like that, which is completely beside the fact that that hairstyle looks like you forgot to wash the conditioner out of your hair.

Zac Efron: Get a haircut, hopefully something a bit like Link in Hairspray, you were hot in that movie.

JC Chasez: You almost had it, I really like this outfit, but the scarf? Really? It looks ridiculous, it doesn’t make sense..at all.

Miranda Cosgrove: I love you, I love iCarly, but that dress (and those shoes) do NOT work for you. Did you get this out of your mom’s closet?

Kirsten Stewart: I already bashed you today, I don’t care anymore

Robert Pattinson: You’re so attractive, but seriously, have you ever heard of an iron?

I’m sure I’ll get some hate comments for this huge bash, but seriously, you saw the pictures, and there were pages and pages more.  Seriously Hollywood, fire your stylists.

See the rest at MTV.com

READ MORE ABOUT: Celebrity, jc chasez, kirsten stewart, Lauren Conrad, Megan Fox, miley cyrus, miranda cosgrove, mtv awards, Robert Pattinson, Zac Efron

I thought this line was really cool until I clicked on the online store and saw the entire cast of The Hills, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, and Katie Perry. I’m just going to pretend I didn’t do that.  The fall collection is vampire inspired (isn’t everything these days) and has a little story that says, “Boys will come and go” the girls will say, “but vampires are forever.”  The lookbook shows girls in blood-red lipstick, some with fangs, or drinking cans of ‘blood,’ all in over-exposed light and semi-hipster fashion.  There’s some really cool shirts, and some ‘wild child’ leggings that I’m thinking about picking up…if Lauren Conrad doesn’t beat me to it…sigh. Check out the rest of the lookbook in the gallery.

GALLERY: Wildfox Couture Lookbook

SOURCE: The Clothes

READ MORE ABOUT: katie perry, Lauren Conrad, miley cyrus, the hills, vampires, Vanessa Hudgens, wildfox couture

EW. Seriously?  No, that isn’t Ben Afleck, it’s Doug Reinhardt, Lauren Conrad’s previous flame from The Hills.  I don’t even know what to say about this. Her outfit isn’t even bad, but this photo definitely deserves a fuck up. Really?

SOURCE: Jezebel

READ MORE ABOUT: ben aflek, doug reinhardt, Lauren Conrad, paris hilton

With the other Hill’s designers lines on hiatus, the fashion world is buzzing about Whitney’s line, Whitney Eve. Her people leaked the above images of the Fall 09 collection, and gotta admit that it looks a lot better then LC’s (which has been bumped to Kohl’s).

READ MORE ABOUT: heidi montag, Lauren Conrad, Whitney Eve, whitney port

The line will be available in October and will consist apparel at first, but may expand to include shoes, jewelry, handbags, intimates and sleepwear. The prices will range from $20 to $60.

“We are very excited to announce our partnership with Lauren Conrad, a pop culture icon whose style resonates with our contemporary customer,” Don Brennan, the senior vice president of Kohl’s, told Us in a statement Monday. “We are confident the LC Lauren Conrad collection brings customers both the contemporary style and the world-class brands they want at a price that delivers incredible value.”

LINKAGE: US

READ MORE ABOUT: kohl's, Lauren Conrad

The numbers are in from magazine land and we have our list of best selling and worst selling celebrities. Angelina Jolie, Victoria Beckham, and Lauren Conrad on the cover sold the most issues in 2008. Issues with Nicole Kidman, Carrie Underwood, and Rachel Weisz on the cover sold the least. So if you want to make cash, skip out on Kidman and give us more Conrad.

LINKAGE: Attention Cash-strapped Monthlies: Don’t Put Nicole Kidman on the Cover

READ MORE ABOUT: angelina jolie, Carrie Underwood, cover girls, Elle, elle magazine, Lauren Conrad, Nicole Kidman, Rachel Weisz, radar magazine, victoria beckham

Say it ain’t so, Lauren, say it ain’t so! A failed attempt at fashion? Your overpriced cotton dresses didn’t sell? Don’t worry, Heidi Montag still loves you…oh, oops. Before I beat the dead horse any more, lets lay the facts out on the table. The Lauren Conrad Collection is donezo and the delivery of her spring/summer collection is completely cancelled, that much we know. But there is a chance that Lauren Conrad is going to be like that syphilis you contracted last summer…you think she’s gone and then BAM. Conrad plans on making a comeback, re-thinking her line and using higher end fabrics. Sorry dear, but in this relationship, it’s not the fabrics that need a change, it’s you. Oh, and while you’re soul searching and thinking things through, you might want to consult a real designer to save the fashion world from future eye surgery. 

So, there you have it. She’s gone…for now. Pray to the gods of Rodeo Drive that it stays that way. 

Thanks NY Mag!

READ MORE ABOUT: Lauren Conrad

After signing a three-book deal with HarperCollins in September, Lauren Conrad is releasing her first young adult novel, L.A. Candy, June 16.

Conrad’s own synopsis is priceless: “[It tells] a behind-the scenes story of a young girl [named Jane Roberts] who moves to L.A. and unexpectedly becomes the star of a reality television show.”

The good news is that the book can’t possibly get optioned for a TV show.

I wonder if the next installment will find Jane selling generic jersey dresses at a drastic discount?

From People.

READ MORE ABOUT: Lauren Conrad, the hills

Lo Bosworth is wearing a Target skirt that I was actually going to pick up yesterday as I was looking for early signs of McQueen. Gotta admit, for $27.99, this skirt looks really cute, especially paired with a plain black tank and flats (of course, the outfit isn’t complete without the Chanel bag, but that you cannot pick up at Target).

PHOTO: ICYDK

READ MORE ABOUT: alexander mcqueen, Chanel, Lauren Conrad, lo bosworth, target, the hills

Filled with shit you’d pick up at an American Apparel outlet or on sale at H&M for $5 bucks, Lauren Conrad’s latest collection once again fails to impress … anyone.

READ MORE ABOUT: Lauren Conrad

An exaggeration, I know, but if I were ever to come across one of Lauren Conrad’s hideous dresses in my Happy Meal, I wouldn’t be so happy. I would probably wipe my greasy, sweet-and-sour sauced fingers on it, crumple it up and toss it out with my soggy french fries. After realizing that Conrad’s site is up to 70% off items, there is no doubt that the girl is having a tough time selling her line. I hate to say I told you so, but there was absolutely no way  that her god-awful designs at such high prices would sell in today’s market. Now, there is no word if Conrad’s line is on its way out, but things aren’t looking good for the “designer” (cough). If you’re looking for a new car shammy, Lauren Conrad’s website might be the one to check out. 

Read it and weep. Or in my case, bake a cake. Check out the pathetic sale here.

READ MORE ABOUT: happy meal, Lauren Conrad, mcdonalds

The Girls from “The Hills” walked the red carpet in NYC for the finale of Season 4 on MTV. Lauren Conrad, Whitney Port, Heidi Montag, Audrina Patridge, and Lo Bosworth all arrived looking very pretty and grown up: Lauren’s makeup was classic, Whitney and Lo’s makeup was minimalist, and both Heidi and Audrina pulled off the sexy siren look.

Each girl wore their signature beauty look but my favorite of them all was LC… her makeup was flawless and perfect even for the runway. Lauren Conrad’s personal makeup artist Amy Nadine, who is also the lead makeup artist for Mark Cosmetics, decided to add some color to Lauren makeup palette;

Amy gave Lauren her signature eyes using mark On the Edge’ Hook up liquid liner in black on the top and bottom eye. Next, it looked like she used mark I-Glimmer Creamy Eye Shadow Palette in Bronzed which highlights and brightens the eyes and is long lasting. For those great lashes, she used the mark Scandal-Lash Hook Up Mascara in Black which thickens and gives length. On the lips, it looks like Lauren was wearing Mark Cosmetics top seller lip gloss, Hook Ups. Thisitem is a two part step, the Pro Glimmer first, followed by the Pro Gloss to pump and add shine to the lips. Because Lauren is not big on wearing blush, I am sure that Amy pulled out the mark Bronze Pro Bronzing Powder to give her that healthy glow and then dust the new mark Twinkle belle for a pearlized shimmer on her face.

I think tonight was the best I have ever seen all the girls, can’t wait to see where Whitney Port’s (“The City”) makeup artist takes her look. New York Post’s Page 6 did question whether she is the next Carrie Bradshaw?!?

READ MORE ABOUT: Beauty Artists, heidi montag, Lauren Conrad, mark cosmetics, whitney port

The Good: Rachel Bilson

The Good: Paris Hilton

The Good: Nicole Richie

 Dolce & Gabbana had a little get together to celebrate the opening of their new flagship store in Los Angeles last night. The event was packed with stars, so of course we had to congratulate a few, and bash the others. The well dressed celebs this time, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton (miracle I know) and Rachel Bilson. Rachel Bilson was a no brainer, the blue sequined D&G blazer looked great, and I was impressed that she even knew to get one that was a bit longer too! This was a shocker for me as well, but Paris Hilton looked good last night (with the exception of her wonky eye and stupid facial expression). I liked the prins and cut of the dress, and she even spiced (or slutted) it up with some fish-nets. Nicole Richie looked cute as usual, now if she could only get rid of her d-bag boyfriend/husband or whatever. She rocked the high waisted look very well, and I am intrigued by her little eyeball bag.

The Bad: Lauren Conrad

The Bad: Rumor Willis

This weeks bads, Rumor Willis, her chin and Lauren Conrad. Lauren Conrad is just boring. She is completely monotoned, with no changes in fabric textures. On top of all of this she’s rocking the bow still? I thought we all agreed that we were more or less done with the bow, especially a very boring one. Rumor Willis wore a dress that I don’t think looks too bad, but then her face had to go and ruin it for everyone. I don’t necessarily think the hair color goes well with the dress pattern and her skin tone. She’s getting better though, 2009 is right around the corner.

The Ugly: Nicky Hilton

The Ugly: Ginnifer Goodwin

The Ugly: Zoe Saldana

This weeks uglies definitely aren’t the worst we have ever seen, but they are by no means good either. Nicky Hilton decided to show up in her night gown. The dress she wore lacked a chest, a silhouette and color. I guess this is what happens when you are living a life in the shadow of your whoring sister, get out there and suck some dick Nicky, then you can get yourself the good stuff! Ginnifer Goodwin still has me confused as to whether that is jewelry or a detail on her dress, either way if we could figure out a way to make that go away that would be awesome. And last but not least, Zoe Saldana showed up in the worlds smallest quilt that her grandmother made her. 

Thanks Fabulousness for the images

READ MORE ABOUT: Dolce and Gabbana, Ginnifer Goodwin, joel madden, Lauren Conrad, Nicky Hilton, nicole richie, paris hilton, rachel bilson, Rumor Willis, Zoe Saldana

Is this Lauren Conrad or Carmen Electra? Guess we’ll never know, due to the high amounts of photoshop.

Oh a side note, I want that playboy bunny garment (if you can call it that). I think it would go nicely with my Hugh Heffer blow up doll.

Thanks Scandalist for the pic

READ MORE ABOUT: BASH, carmen electra, hugh hefner, Lauren Conrad, playboy, playboy bunny

It looks like Whitney Port is packing up her bikini and taking to the streets of New York with her new spinoff of The Hills produced by MTV. The City, despite the fact that it is a spinoff, looks pretty serious to me. Crying models, backstabbing boyfriends, jealous acquaintances and workplace scandals are just some of the things the teaser shows will go down in the Big Apple. NY Mag made a pretty solid prediction as to what is going to happen by the looks of the trailer. If they are correct, it looks like I can graduate from the overdramatic Gossip Girl and start laughing my butt off at the ridiculous drama and seditious characters of The City…as long as Lauren Conrad’s ugly dresses aren’t worn on screen…

We don’t have an exact date for the premier of this show, but MTV claims The City will air sometime in the spring. In the meantime, I would love to see Comedy Central do a spinoff of their own called The Mountains: Spencer dies in a freak snowmobile accident, leaving Heidi stranded alone in a desolate log cabin without internet for online shopping. Whitney begins designing winter coats but Lauren refuses to do her PR work because she is too busy designing hideous dresses of her own. Audrina quits work at Epic Records and begins work as a zamboni driver at the local ice-skating rink, leaving her too poor to afford rent with Lauren. Then all the girls go on an epic journey to rescue Heidi but are killed in an avalanche. Now Heidi must fend for herself until the Teen Vogue comes to the rescue! Can she do it? Stay tuned. 

Thanks US Magazine!

READ MORE ABOUT: comedy central, Lauren Conrad, MTV, Teen Vogue, the city, the hills, whitney port

A few weeks ago I reported in Desperation 101 that Lauren Conrad would be on a national tour to market her clothing line. As expected, it was the the sorority girls flaunting their Ugg boots, North Face jackets, straightened blonde hair, black leggings, Juicy Couture sweatsuits and gem encrusted Bebe tees that ransacked the audience. Apparently the campaign went over well, but it went over well with a crowd that doesn’t know fashion from the other 20 girls sporting their beer stained Sigma Gamma Lambda Kappa Delta Pi Epsilon sweatshirts with dried vomit in their hair.  

Some girl from Northeastern University said ”Wearing her clothing line tonight was really an honor.” Well, apparently this girl was flattered that she was one of the many cotton dress wearing, cheap black belted, frontal hair poofed models. Good job Conrad, you gave daddy’s little girl 5 minutes of fame other than when she gets voted make-out slut at Saturday night frat parties. 

Another spectator at the show said ”A cotton dress for $200 is overpriced, just because of the name that’s on it? Come on. But, I mean, I would totally buy it, just because it’s a Lauren Conrad dress, I totally would.” Excellent, another label whore. Totally kill yourself. Totally. 

Thanks NY Mag!

READ MORE ABOUT: bebe, Juicy Couture, Lauren Conrad, North Face

Lauren Conrad probably has a hit-man after me, but I cannot help point out her pathetic attempts at fashion design and promotion. Well, this time, Conrad had me laughing quite a bit. Apparently, Conrad will be brining her designs to college students everywhere with “The Lauren Conrad College Tour.” Wow, so are sales doing that badly that she actually has to bring her awful designs to students and beg them to wear it. Visiting schools like Georgia State, Georgia Tech, University of Texas at Austin, University of Minnesota, Brandeis and BU, Conrad hopes to target young sorority girls. Hmm, maybe Conrad would break some ground if she actually targeted fashionable schools like WWD’s top vote, New York University. Sorry, but this plan is absolutely pathetic…you couldn’t get me to attend one of these fashion shows even if I got school credit for it!

Thanks Fashionista!

READ MORE ABOUT: BASH, Lauren Conrad