I can’t help you get that full bear beard, but I can help you reel in the real fishtail. Now, if you’re wearing Tory Burch flats, get out of my face. Thank you.

Music: California by Diego Paulo.

And if I didn’t give you enough details, here’s a excruciatingly slow fishtail tutorial by Lauren Conrad:

Fun Fishtail Side Pony

Apply Pirri Elements Lava Glaze Smooth & Relaxing Serum and, depending on time, blow or air dry your hair. Loosely tie a hair elastic an inch below your neck for a loose braid. You can leave a few strands of your hair out in front to get Fergie’s look. Separate your hair in two equal sections. Begin the braid by taking about an inch of hair from your outer right side and crossing it over to the middle section (towards the inside of the left side). Repeat with the left side. Continue braiding down, taking sections and repeating the mentioned steps— while pulling your hair towards the right side to create a side braid. Tie with your hair tie, once reaching the bottom. Gently remove the elastic hair tie you loosely tied at the top, and finito!

While the print is less controversial than her previous Hindu disaster, Lisa Blue now seems to want you to leave the beach with a barcode on your belly.

Number of reality shows: 2 – The Hills; Laguna Beach

Average TV viewers from most recent starring season: 3.7 million

Twitter followers: 1.5 million

Facebook fans: 145,000

Books “written”: 4

Branded products: LC Lauren Conrad Clothes

Debut single: N/A

Lauren looks svelte and cool in this blue dress from her Lauren Conrad Collection at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards, but she seems awkward like she lost her confidence.

At The Hills Season 4 finale, Lauren looked adorable in this 3.1 Phillip Lim Resort 2009 dress with her classically cute haircut.

Minus the ridiculous weave, Lauren is rocking this Moschino Fall 2009 dress at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards.

Remove the weird Disney princess hair and powder the shiny nose, and Lauren looks lovely in this white lace Marchesa dress at a Barnes & Noble book signing in New York City.

Although I am bored by Lauren wearing her own line at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Party, it’s amazing how much her confidence on the red carpet has blossomed and evolved from the beginning.

What do you think of Lauren Conrad‘s fashion evolution? Stay tuned for another Reality Star Runway tomorrow.

LINK LOVE: Fast Company

- Lauren Conrad is launching her own beauty site, The Beauty Department, which purports to help “anyone who’s ever had a beauty question or gotten into a fight with a hair brush and lost.” On my behalf, I will say that I didn’t lose the fight since the hairbrush ended up handle first in my vanity mirror. [Fashionista

- Gianfranco Ferré's new owner, Paris Group, has given the label's creative directors, Tommaso Aquilano and Roberto Rimondi the proverbial boot, citing sluggish sales. A retailer admitted they bought " a minimal amount of the collection for the sake of carrying the brand" but noted that "[t]here was almost no daywear and eveningwear was fairy tale, like something for the Oscars. It may work for a small, niche brand, but not for such a global brand.” Ferré is expected to skip a season until Paris Group  finds it bearings, though those bearings could also be found in the John Galliano label, which the Group may consider purchasing from LVMH. [WWD]

- Alexis and Krystal Carrington have been turned into Barbie dolls for the 30th anniversary of Dynasty. Mattel has somehow perfected Alexis’ signature snide British bitchery though I was hoping Krystal would have the linebacker shoulders of her real life counterpart. They should’ve just dressed Ken up in drag…not like he has any business to tuck. [Gawker]

- Lauren Conrad claims that her new reality show, which would follow the creation of her new line, was “too high brow” for MTV. Of course in MTV speak, “high brow” means boring and lacking enough jacuzzi’d threesomes. [Fashionista]

- ESPN‘s manly “commentators drool over other men’s abs, thighs and guns. ESPN The Magazine’s response to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue is its Body issue, which features entirely naked men (and some women).” Meanwhile, when I drool over other men’s abs, thighs and guns it’s all, “Dude, stop filming me in the shower.” Double standards. [NYT]

- Gaga may lend a helping claw to stylist/bff/Mugler creative director Nicola Formichetti by wearing Mugler to Grammys. Fingers crossed for a “Paparazzi”-themed robotic body cast! [NY Mag]

- People still care about Michelle Obama‘s McQueen dress. Meanwhile, in other news Egypt is falling apart. [MSNBC, The Daily Beast]

- Elle Fanning stars in The Curve of Forgotten Things, a short film in collabo with Rodarte, which will premiere tomorrow on Nowness.com. Let’s hope Kate and Laura negotiated their credits better this time around. [WWD]

- Gemma Ward returns for her first editorial in literally one hundred years. A little flat, but then again it’s for some Australian magazine no one cares about. Call me when she’s in a European Vogue and I might pick up. [Fashionista]

- Even Steven Shia LeBouf was handcuffed after getting into a bar fight in L.A. The fight erupted after some guy called the Transformers star a “f*gg*t,” but when Shia lunged at him he got ka-powed in the face and suffered a split lip. That’s not nice at all! Leave that little f*gg*t alone! [Daily Mail]

“According to her lawyer, filming begins this week and will continue through Fashion Week, which means Jessica should be sitting front row at a bevy of shows. Her show will reportedly revolve around her life and her friends, which means a fair amount of fashion moments, photoshoots, and party scenes.”- Modelinia

Here’s to exclusive peeks into the world of a supermodels’ lifestyle all while enjoying the perks of reality tv and feeling fashionable all at the the same time!

Lauren Conrad being a great philanthropist, is finally taking on fashion fuckups. This is a serious dilemma going around and I am glad it now has a celebrity endorsement even if it is Lauren Conrad. It just goes to show that anyone can right a book. But seriously fashion fuckups are no joking matter!

Um, pretty fucking basic shit. I can’t figure out why you need a book to teach you how to dress like you have nothing to do all day, but hell, it’s probably going to be a best seller…

LINK:http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/51299869.html

Gabourey Sidibe has a nice smile and all, but what happened to her skin here?! She’s, like, 18 shades lighter than she should be. Are we really living in an age when the Photoshop team feels the need to do this? Good job idiots.

Oh Megan Fox. Meeeeeeeegan Fox. You look like you’re having trouble remembering what to do. Hand on hip, look over here, yes, good girl!

Amanda Seyfried is a lovely girl even if she does stupid movies. I love her in this outfit, she looks adorable. But Elle could have turned those fans down a notch.

Hahahahaha Lauren Conrad, you’re not fooling anyone. How much extra did they pay you to smile? Love the outfit, how much did they pay you to not dress like a hooker for the cover?

Gabourey looks cute, but I feel like this was a bad zoom-crop job. If you going to feature this young lady in your magazine, show her whole body. If you’re afraid to do that, she doesn’t belong on your cover. Lauren looks ridiculous , I just want to give her a buzz cut and call it a day.

Oh my goodness, Amanda and Megan, you both look fucking adorable. Love this 60s mod hair and makeup on Amanda, she looks like a model. And Megan looks lovely after taking off a few coats of eyeliner and giving us a whimsical smile.

What do you think indies? Any questions or comments?

LINK LOVE: Style Frizz

Surprisingly young by powerhouse magazine standards, Elle’s 25th anniversary issue promises to be a pretty good one.  The womenswear magazine is following up their September issue with another big one in October, focusing on 25 women under 25.  With four different covers featuring Amanda Seyfried, Lauren Conrad, Gabourey Sidibe, and Megan Fox, there’s certainly something for everyone.  Jump for more info and a ‘holy abs!!’ moment.Some interview nuggets include Fox on her marriage to older former 90210 hunk Brian Austin Green:

When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes.  It’s like when you’re 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, ‘Do you think I’m stupid?’  They can’t grasp that I’m old enough to be married.

And the more lighthearted story of Precious star Sidibe’s 25th birthday party (which sounds like a blast):

Part of me thought it would be weird if people knew I was a grown-up playing a teenager in Precious. So I had a twenty-first-birthday party. We had drinks and went to a strip club called Shotgun Willie’s.

All in all, it should be a fun issue for the girls and the guys, for those not yet Elle’s age and those reminiscing back to a time when things were easier and you could spend a night out at Shotgun Willie’s.  Be sure to check out the above link for looks at all the covers and more.  Much more.

LINK LOVE:Where'd She Get It: Lauren's Pumps (Under $50)

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• Multi-talented Lauren Conrad, 24, is launching her third fashion line, counting her line for Kohl’s and her signature collection, which she had to stop making last year. This one will be different, in that it will be more expensive. People

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LINK LOVE:Lauren Conrad Still Insists On Designing Clothes Rag Trade

The after show was kind of disappointing also. I wish the hosts would have asked more questions, but Lauren Conrad was there and that is all I needed. The other Indies are always laughing at me because I was addicted to the show, but I’m not ashamed to say that I love those girls!  They represented the American dream to me. When I was a student in France, their work in the fashion industry and great lives full of drama inspired me. Luck for me, The City might have another season, and I can’t wait to see what’s going on next for Whitney and Olivia. Since I am a raging fanatic, I hope that Lauren Conrad will make an appearance on an episode.

1. Pursue her love of black men.

Before announcing via Twitter that should would be retiring Amanda made sure the world knew what kind of guy she goes for. “I like black men I’m very attracted to them just fyi.”

2. Finally party with Lindsay Lohan

Being a child actor is hard nowadays with all the temptations that are readily available.  Amanda who kept her nose clean (pun intended) throughout her whole career can finally let loose and party Lohan style.

3. Create her own urban dictionary.

Amanda has been known to break down popular words on her Twitter page such as: “BF = boyfriend” “GF = girlfriend,” and “OG is also original gangsta to me being an OG means you’re fresh so it can be said as a compliment.”

4. Record an album

Maybe Amanda has fallen out of love with the whole acting thing, but she can still come out with an album. If she gets with the right producers and songwriters I’m sure she can pull of a hit or two.

5. Finally get back with Frankie Muniz

If you’ve seen the movie Big Fat Liar, then you know their chemistry is undeniable. They can finally fulfill their preteen desires for one another.

6. Adopt a kid from a 3rd world country.

Anyone who is anyone know that kids from poor countries are the must have accessories. Instead of watching the kid she can plop it down in front of a TV and play All That reruns.

7. Release a sextape.

When Amanda said she was through with acting, I’m assuming she meant TV and films. This leaves her the perfect loophole to create her own sextape and have it “accidentally” leaked.

8. Reunite with the cast of All That

Seriously, with the exception of Keenan Thompson, what are these guys doing. They can all start a old child actors club.

9. Start a new fashion label.

I’m pretty sure Amanda tried and failed at starting her own collection for the now extinct, Steve & Barry, but now she has a lot more time on her hands to create some decent pieces. If it doesn’t work out she can always to something for Walmart.

10. Give up on Twitter.

When Miley Cyrus left Twitter, the world was at a standstill. If Amanda did the same maybe people would actually care she was retiring.

She said” Milk’s nine essential nutrients are my beauty secret for healthy, glowing skin and strong teeth, hair and nails. I think she looks beautiful in both looks.

She has also teamed up with DonateMyDress.org and for every vote that is made, $1 will be donated to the first national network to that brings together local dress drive organizations across the U.S. to help ensure every girl can have a dream night at her prom. Good for LC trying to boosts up young girls’ self-esteems. You can vote for the ad here. (I already did)

At 16, a young LC graced TVs around America on one of the highest rated shows on cable, ‘Laguna Beach.’ She grew up in the public eye, and continued to have reality success with ‘The Hills.’ After 4 successful dramatic seasons, Lauren decided to depart from TV to become an entrepreneur. Today, Lauren is a successful author, a fashion designer, as well as the face of many magazine covers.

Alex Kazemi: What’s your favorite collection/designer from this Spring/Summer 2010?

Lauren Conrad: I am really loving Peter Som, Phillip Lim, Nanette Lapore and Rebecca Taylor right now.

Kazemi: What was your experience like at Peoples Revolution? Would you ever work as a PR girl again?

Lauren: It was great, all my intern experiences have been ones I have learned from.

Kazemi: What inspired you while designing your “LC Lauren Conrad” collection for Kohl’s?

Lauren: I get inspired from things around me. Films, nature, flowers. There are a lot of bow, ruffles and flowers in my Kohls spring collection.

Kazemi: Do you have any summer style tips for readers?

Lauren: : A great maxi dress is perfect for summer as it takes you from day to night. Also the boyfriend blazer, a must over summer dresses and jeans and a camisole.

Kazemi: In the near future, could we see a return to reality TV? Has it been nice without the cameras?

Lauren: I never say never

Kazemi: What’s it like being a role model for so many teenage girls around the world?

Lauren: Nerve racking, I just hope that people see that I work hard for things that I want and that I show them they should all try to go after what they believe in.

Kazemi: What’s on your summer iPod playlist?

Lauren: Disney music LOL, Jonas Brothers, Taylor Swift, 80′s and the Glee soundtrack.

Kazemi: Your now best selling novels read almost like a biography, was that intentional?

Lauren: No, I just figure it is easiest as a new author to write what you know.

Kazemi: What does your diet consist of? What do you do to keep in shape?

Lauren: I try to eat clean and healthy. Not a lot of white carbs and sugar but I am never too strict.

Kazemi: Do you think your life has been less dramatic since The Hills?

Lauren: Yes or at least the drama isn’t seen by most of America:)

Kazemi: What can we see in the future for Lauren Conrad in 2010?

Lauren: I will continue to design my line for Kohls and I have 2 new books coming out in October so I am really excited.

Jennifer Zeuner began designing jewelry at a young age, and in 2006 she was invited to be a part of the GenArt Fresh Faces show in Miami Florida. Since then, many celebrities, including Taylor Swift, Vanessa Hudgens, and Lauren Conrad, have been spotted wearing her designs. Today, we are giving away her signature Star of David bracelet to one lucky Envy member. Join Envy for your chance to win. 

“I put myself in a different sort of realm as them (Lauren C. and Heidi). Obviously, it’s scary. I think it’s really hard to break out right now since the fashion industry is struggling … You’re always worried about people not understanding your point of view, not being able to get it. But I think my biggest competition is myself.”

LINK LOVE: Whitney Port Puts Her Label in ‘Different Realm’ Than Heidi and Lauren’s Lines

No surprises on this list of the most searched celebrities from Teen Vogue. Apparently Team Jacob was going strong cause Taylor Lautner had more searches than Robert Pattinson.

20. Alexa Chung – This year it was very “On” for Alexa Chung. Next year she probably won’t hit this list considering the cancellation of her MTV show.

19. Dakota Fanning – Love everything this girl does and I’m shocked she’s not a bit higher up on the list.

18. Ed Westwick -The ultimate poster child of “heavage” and Gossip Girl star makes the list. Surprisingly Blake Lively doesn’t.

17. Chanel Iman – The model of our generation. I’m expecting massive things from this girl in the new year.

16. Demi Lovato – I am proud to state I have no idea who the fuck this is…

15. Jonas Brothers – I am sad to state that I know exactly who these guys are.

14. Emma Roberts -  I’ve never actually cared to see anything she’s been in, but I’m sure she’s only going to get bigger and bigger with time.

13. Zac Efron – With his latest feature a total fail and no High School Musicals in sight, I’m hoping we’re finally over this dude.

12. Leighton Meester – No surprise. With a record and Gossip Girl, she was bound to make this list.

11. Taylor Swift – Good job Taylor. You once again have beaten Beyonce.

10. Vanessa Hudgens – WTF?!? How did she beat her boyfriend and T-Swift?!!

9. Whitney Port – I’m thinking she’s only been searched a lot because people had no idea who she is.

8. Miley Cyrus – It’s a party in the USA.

7. Taylor Momsen – Looking more and more like Courtney Love everyday.

6. Robert Pattinson – Goddamn Twilight.

5. Selena Gomez – Yeah, hispanicals!!!

4. Lauren Conrad – Um, wow. Really?

3. Taylor Lautner – Shark Boy beats the Vampire!!!

2. Emma Watson – The highest grossing actress of our time!!!

1. Kristen Stewart – I think this just made Corey’s Day.

Lauren Conrad apparently wrote a book (totally didn’t know that) and now she’s going to make a movie based off this phantom book. The good news for her is that, unlike The Hills, it is socially acceptable for this to be scripted. So is it still considered a biography if it is based of fabricated events?

LINK LOVE: Just Jared

The Daily Beast got wind of the contract stating how much each cast member of The Hills makes per episode. I’m really glad to know that they’re being adequately compensated for all of their hard work. They deserve it, don’t they? They’re all such good actors!

Lauren Conrad - $125,000 per episode (her contract also stated that nobody on The Hills could make more than her)
Kristin Cavalari - $90,000 per episode
Heidi Montag - $100,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge – $100,000 per episode
Lo Bosworth – $100,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt – $65,000 per episode
Brody Jenner – $45,000 per episode

LINK LOVE: D Listed

Lauren Conrad’s hair stylist, Kristen Ess, explains the tricks of keeping Lauren’s hair looking ‘natural.’

1.) PARIS HILTON: Even though she’s only famous for being daddy’s little future trust-fund baby, Paris has unfortunately soiled the world as an actress, reality television personality, singer, model, fashion designer, perfumer, television producer and porn star. And people wonder why foreigners laugh at Americans. 

2.) KATE MOSS: Aside from blowing coke, Kate has flirted with modeling, acting, singing, designing for TopShop and writing a cookbook! 

3.) LINDSAY LOHAN: When LiLo isn’t taking part in bulimic vomit sessions, she enjoys acting, singing (poorly), modeling, designing leggings and pretending to be a lesbian. 

4.) KANYE WEST: When the people at the Gap send Kanye home after a long day of interning, the Louis Vuitton Don loves to rap, write songs, design shoes, attending shows at fashion week and shave Amber Rose’s head.

5.) LAUREN CONRAD: Although Lauren’s clothing line failed miserably, she avoids suicide by keeping busy with being a reality television personality, appearing in Family Guy, singing, writing her autobiography and attempting to sell the remainder of her clothing line. 

6.) HILARY DUFF: She hasn’t been in the tabloids lately, but Hilary’s repertoire consists of acting, singing, modeling, designing clothes and looking like a horse with those veneers of hers. 

7.) PETE WENTZ: Being a douche bag is tough work, but Wentz still finds time to sing, act in CSI, design hideous clothes and own several bars. 

8.) HEIDI MONTAG: Wiping Spencer Pratt’s ass is awfully time consuming, so props to Heidi for making time to be a reality television personality, actress, singer and model. What an ambitious girl! 

9.) FERGIE: Aside from being the universal spelling-bee champion, Fergie prides herself on her singing, acting and designing careers. G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S. 

10.) NICOLE RICHIE: With a second baby in her belly and a reality television, singing, acting, maternity-wear designing career under her belt, Richie is the ultimate mom.

1. Rihanna

2. Victoria Beckham

3. Leighton Meester

4. Heidi Klum

5. Justin Timberlake

6. Lauren Conrad

7. Usher

8. Chatum Tanning

9. Anne Hathaway

10. Rachel Bilson

Who do you think we missed? And how do you feel about young Hollywood’s decision to popularize smoking?

Last weeks nail polish quest got tons of replys, so this week, we have another nail polish related quest: Would You Paint Each Nail a Diff Color?

IMAGE: People

Get them at The Hip Chick

The Hip Chick – Hot Styles Worn by Celebs

Instead of bashing you all separately, I decided to create a giant post after visiting the MTV website and realizing that so many celebrities have no fashion knowledge, at all. 

Miley Cyrus: Boring, the wardrobe in Hannah Montana The Movie was fabulous, why couldn’t you snag a dress from there? And wtf is going on with the front of that dress?

Lauren Conrad: You can really pull of that ‘California’ look, stick with that. You have a really good body, don’t hide it under that poufy skirt…and is that tie-dye, or is it just me?

Megan Fox: WTF is going on with your hair?! I’m not even going to comment on the tattoo, but her forehead is too big to wear her hair like that, which is completely beside the fact that that hairstyle looks like you forgot to wash the conditioner out of your hair.

Zac Efron: Get a haircut, hopefully something a bit like Link in Hairspray, you were hot in that movie.

JC Chasez: You almost had it, I really like this outfit, but the scarf? Really? It looks ridiculous, it doesn’t make sense..at all.

Miranda Cosgrove: I love you, I love iCarly, but that dress (and those shoes) do NOT work for you. Did you get this out of your mom’s closet?

Kirsten Stewart: I already bashed you today, I don’t care anymore

Robert Pattinson: You’re so attractive, but seriously, have you ever heard of an iron?

I’m sure I’ll get some hate comments for this huge bash, but seriously, you saw the pictures, and there were pages and pages more.  Seriously Hollywood, fire your stylists.

See the rest at MTV.com

I thought this line was really cool until I clicked on the online store and saw the entire cast of The Hills, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, and Katie Perry. I’m just going to pretend I didn’t do that.  The fall collection is vampire inspired (isn’t everything these days) and has a little story that says, “Boys will come and go” the girls will say, “but vampires are forever.”  The lookbook shows girls in blood-red lipstick, some with fangs, or drinking cans of ‘blood,’ all in over-exposed light and semi-hipster fashion.  There’s some really cool shirts, and some ‘wild child’ leggings that I’m thinking about picking up…if Lauren Conrad doesn’t beat me to it…sigh. Check out the rest of the lookbook in the gallery.

GALLERY: Wildfox Couture Lookbook

SOURCE: The Clothes

EW. Seriously?  No, that isn’t Ben Afleck, it’s Doug Reinhardt, Lauren Conrad’s previous flame from The Hills.  I don’t even know what to say about this. Her outfit isn’t even bad, but this photo definitely deserves a fuck up. Really?

SOURCE: Jezebel

LINKAGE: NY MAG

The line will be available in October and will consist apparel at first, but may expand to include shoes, jewelry, handbags, intimates and sleepwear. The prices will range from $20 to $60.

“We are very excited to announce our partnership with Lauren Conrad, a pop culture icon whose style resonates with our contemporary customer,” Don Brennan, the senior vice president of Kohl’s, told Us in a statement Monday. “We are confident the LC Lauren Conrad collection brings customers both the contemporary style and the world-class brands they want at a price that delivers incredible value.”

LINKAGE: US

The numbers are in from magazine land and we have our list of best selling and worst selling celebrities. Angelina Jolie, Victoria Beckham, and Lauren Conrad on the cover sold the most issues in 2008. Issues with Nicole Kidman, Carrie Underwood, and Rachel Weisz on the cover sold the least. So if you want to make cash, skip out on Kidman and give us more Conrad.

LINKAGE: Attention Cash-strapped Monthlies: Don’t Put Nicole Kidman on the Cover

So, there you have it. She’s gone…for now. Pray to the gods of Rodeo Drive that it stays that way. 

Thanks NY Mag!

After signing a three-book deal with HarperCollins in September, Lauren Conrad is releasing her first young adult novel, L.A. Candy, June 16.

Conrad’s own synopsis is priceless: “[It tells] a behind-the scenes story of a young girl [named Jane Roberts] who moves to L.A. and unexpectedly becomes the star of a reality television show.”

The good news is that the book can’t possibly get optioned for a TV show.

I wonder if the next installment will find Jane selling generic jersey dresses at a drastic discount?

From People.

Lo Bosworth is wearing a Target skirt that I was actually going to pick up yesterday as I was looking for early signs of McQueen. Gotta admit, for $27.99, this skirt looks really cute, especially paired with a plain black tank and flats (of course, the outfit isn’t complete without the Chanel bag, but that you cannot pick up at Target).

PHOTO: ICYDK

Filled with shit you’d pick up at an American Apparel outlet or on sale at H&M for $5 bucks, Lauren Conrad’s latest collection once again fails to impress … anyone.

LINKAGE: Sneak Peek! Lauren Conrad Collection Resort ’09

An exaggeration, I know, but if I were ever to come across one of Lauren Conrad’s hideous dresses in my Happy Meal, I wouldn’t be so happy. I would probably wipe my greasy, sweet-and-sour sauced fingers on it, crumple it up and toss it out with my soggy french fries. After realizing that Conrad’s site is up to 70% off items, there is no doubt that the girl is having a tough time selling her line. I hate to say I told you so, but there was absolutely no way  that her god-awful designs at such high prices would sell in today’s market. Now, there is no word if Conrad’s line is on its way out, but things aren’t looking good for the “designer” (cough). If you’re looking for a new car shammy, Lauren Conrad’s website might be the one to check out. 

Read it and weep. Or in my case, bake a cake. Check out the pathetic sale here.

The Good: Rachel Bilson

The Good: Paris Hilton

The Good: Nicole Richie

 Dolce & Gabbana had a little get together to celebrate the opening of their new flagship store in Los Angeles last night. The event was packed with stars, so of course we had to congratulate a few, and bash the others. The well dressed celebs this time, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton (miracle I know) and Rachel Bilson. Rachel Bilson was a no brainer, the blue sequined D&G blazer looked great, and I was impressed that she even knew to get one that was a bit longer too! This was a shocker for me as well, but Paris Hilton looked good last night (with the exception of her wonky eye and stupid facial expression). I liked the prins and cut of the dress, and she even spiced (or slutted) it up with some fish-nets. Nicole Richie looked cute as usual, now if she could only get rid of her d-bag boyfriend/husband or whatever. She rocked the high waisted look very well, and I am intrigued by her little eyeball bag.

The Bad: Lauren Conrad

The Bad: Rumor Willis

This weeks bads, Rumor Willis, her chin and Lauren Conrad. Lauren Conrad is just boring. She is completely monotoned, with no changes in fabric textures. On top of all of this she’s rocking the bow still? I thought we all agreed that we were more or less done with the bow, especially a very boring one. Rumor Willis wore a dress that I don’t think looks too bad, but then her face had to go and ruin it for everyone. I don’t necessarily think the hair color goes well with the dress pattern and her skin tone. She’s getting better though, 2009 is right around the corner.

The Ugly: Nicky Hilton

The Ugly: Ginnifer Goodwin

The Ugly: Zoe Saldana

This weeks uglies definitely aren’t the worst we have ever seen, but they are by no means good either. Nicky Hilton decided to show up in her night gown. The dress she wore lacked a chest, a silhouette and color. I guess this is what happens when you are living a life in the shadow of your whoring sister, get out there and suck some dick Nicky, then you can get yourself the good stuff! Ginnifer Goodwin still has me confused as to whether that is jewelry or a detail on her dress, either way if we could figure out a way to make that go away that would be awesome. And last but not least, Zoe Saldana showed up in the worlds smallest quilt that her grandmother made her. 

Thanks Fabulousness for the images

Is this Lauren Conrad or Carmen Electra? Guess we’ll never know, due to the high amounts of photoshop.

Oh a side note, I want that playboy bunny garment (if you can call it that). I think it would go nicely with my Hugh Heffer blow up doll.

Thanks Scandalist for the pic

It looks like Whitney Port is packing up her bikini and taking to the streets of New York with her new spinoff of The Hills produced by MTV. The City, despite the fact that it is a spinoff, looks pretty serious to me. Crying models, backstabbing boyfriends, jealous acquaintances and workplace scandals are just some of the things the teaser shows will go down in the Big Apple. NY Mag made a pretty solid prediction as to what is going to happen by the looks of the trailer. If they are correct, it looks like I can graduate from the overdramatic Gossip Girl and start laughing my butt off at the ridiculous drama and seditious characters of The City…as long as Lauren Conrad’s ugly dresses aren’t worn on screen…

We don’t have an exact date for the premier of this show, but MTV claims The City will air sometime in the spring. In the meantime, I would love to see Comedy Central do a spinoff of their own called The Mountains: Spencer dies in a freak snowmobile accident, leaving Heidi stranded alone in a desolate log cabin without internet for online shopping. Whitney begins designing winter coats but Lauren refuses to do her PR work because she is too busy designing hideous dresses of her own. Audrina quits work at Epic Records and begins work as a zamboni driver at the local ice-skating rink, leaving her too poor to afford rent with Lauren. Then all the girls go on an epic journey to rescue Heidi but are killed in an avalanche. Now Heidi must fend for herself until the Teen Vogue comes to the rescue! Can she do it? Stay tuned. 

Thanks US Magazine!

Some girl from Northeastern University said ”Wearing her clothing line tonight was really an honor.” Well, apparently this girl was flattered that she was one of the many cotton dress wearing, cheap black belted, frontal hair poofed models. Good job Conrad, you gave daddy’s little girl 5 minutes of fame other than when she gets voted make-out slut at Saturday night frat parties. 

Another spectator at the show said ”A cotton dress for $200 is overpriced, just because of the name that’s on it? Come on. But, I mean, I would totally buy it, just because it’s a Lauren Conrad dress, I totally would.” Excellent, another label whore. Totally kill yourself. Totally. 

Thanks NY Mag!

Thanks Fashionista!

“I’ve always wanted to do lingerie. I would do a sleepwear line. I love going sleep in something pretty. I like clothes even when I am sleeping!”

Thanks PopCrunch

Okay, Okay, so I should probably stop this rumor before it goes any further, but Lauren Conrad’s collection, as showed during Los Angeles Fashion Week, was probably only Walmart worthy. Actually, I think I’ve seen more fashionable things at Walmart than what this sorry excuse for a fashion designer threw on the runway last week. Craftsmanship was shoddy. Designs were boring. Collared and belted dresses went out of style before they were even in style. I guess the only compliment I can give the poor girl is that they styling was decent. Please Lauren Conrad, give it up already. Please. 

Thanks Jezebel!

I am far from being a fan of this girl. But I thought Lauren Conrad looked downright pretty at her L.A. Fashion Week runway show on Tuesday. It’s very simple, but I want her hair so bad.

Photos from Lauren-Conrad.net.