Lauren Conrad
Fashion Quotable: Lauren Conrad
“I’ve always wanted to do lingerie. I would do a sleepwear line. I love going sleep in something pretty. I like clothes even when I am sleeping!”
Thanks PopCrunch
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Lauren Conrad for Walmart!
Okay, Okay, so I should probably stop this rumor before it goes any further, but Lauren Conrad’s collection, as showed during Los Angeles Fashion Week, was probably only Walmart worthy. Actually, I think I’ve seen more fashionable things at Walmart than what this sorry excuse for a fashion designer threw on the runway last week. Craftsmanship was shoddy. Designs were boring. Collared and belted dresses went out of style before they were even in style. I guess the only compliment I can give the poor girl is that they styling was decent. Please Lauren Conrad, give it up already. Please.
Thanks Jezebel!
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LC’s Princess Hair
I am far from being a fan of this girl. But I thought Lauren Conrad looked downright pretty at her L.A. Fashion Week runway show on Tuesday. It’s very simple, but I want her hair so bad.
Photos from Lauren-Conrad.net.
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Fashion Quotable: Lauren Conrad
“I’ve been doing it for five years now. Five years on TV is a really, really long time, it’s coming to a point where I love this show so much, but I’m ready to kind of walk away.”
Well, my goodness, finally, hope the show gets canceled, cuz then she can focus on her fashion career…NOT! And what does “kind of” walk away mean?
Thanks PopCrunch
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Told You So: Lauren Conrad’s Fashion Line Fails
Unless Lauren Conrad took her happy pills this morning, there is no reason for this fashion designer to be smiling. If you read The Bashed article on Conrad’s awful “reject homecoming date” dress line on Kitson, you’ll know exactly why this line is hitting rock bottom. The New York Post recently reported that the line hasn’t budged from the racks of the 59th Street Bloomingdales in New York. And if that wasn’t embarrassing enough, the Kitson Boutique in LA is literally donating items from Conrad’s line to charity! Ouch. Maybe Lauren Conrad should just stick to making a fool of herself on reality TV instead of in the brutal fashion industry!
Thanks Celebuzz!
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The Bashed: Lauren Conrad’s Fall 2008 Collection



It’s mid October and your homecoming dance is quickly approaching. Your friends include your pet hamster Squeaky and the lunch lady who serves you poorly prepared Sloppy Joes. Your ex-boyfriend dumped you so he could spend more time reading Anime and trading Pokemon cards. So, you want to start all over? Make a good impression? Well, wearing one of Lauren Conrad’s dresses to your homecoming dance is certainly not the way to do it.
Come on Lauren, you grew up in Beverly Hills for Christ sake and you work for Teen Vogue! Haven’t the playground of the rich, famous and fabulous and the fashion industry taught you anything? No girl wants to be caught dead dancing in a hunter green ruched halter dress! And to make matters worse, all of these designs have been done before- the strapless tuxedo look, the single shoulder bow, the Greek inspired draping. It looks like you and Whitney Port could use a collection makeover…and how!
And please, save teenage girls the humiliation and NEVER start a prom dress collection.
READ MORE ABOUT: BASH, Beverly Hills, Lauren Conrad, Pokemon, Teen Vogue, whitney port

2008 Emmy Awards Red Carpet Rundown
The Good:

Is this really Eva Longoria? She actually looks good for once. Love the bow, love the fringes, love the look!

Big surprise Heidi Klum looked great. She probably had one of those Project Runway slaves up all night hand stitching this for her. Love the earrings too.

How many times do we have to say that yellow is a big color this Fall. This wasn't the only yellow spotted on the red carpet, but it sure was one of the best.
The Bad:

What's up with the awkward fold in the middle of the chest? And the fit isn't even close to flattering. Glorified doctor scrubs seem to be the appropriate label for this.

Story of Lauren Conrad's life, boring. She's supposed to be young and sexy. Now she either put on an unflattering amount of weight, or got knocked up by that douche bag Brody, because she looks like she's trying to hide something.
The Ugly:

What's up with the cheesy screen print and random fake diamond strap that randomly just stops? Just awful.
Thanks Just Jared
READ MORE ABOUT: America Ferrera, Cynthia Nixon, Eva Longoria, heidi klum, Lauren Conrad, Mariska Hargitay, The Emmy Awards, Vanessa Williams

Fashion F*cks: Brody Jenner
As if we already didn’t know Brody Jenner is a complete loser, he has to go around on a regular basis reminding us. The only thing that could make this image better would be Chuck Norris coming through the crowd and roundhouse kicking Brody in the back of his stupid head. Is Brody even famous? He is more or less an extra in a stupid, fake reality show that features a wannabe designer who is the ugliness that is Lauren Conrad. Oh the price I would pay to see Brody Jenner in a situation reminiscent to the movie Hostel.
Thanks Jezebel for reminding me of how much I hate the Cali trash bitch!
READ MORE ABOUT: BASH, Brody Jenner, Chuck Norris, Lauren Conrad, the hills

Who Wore It Better?
Shannon Doherty is BACK BITCHES! And she is fierce like a tranny that’s about to have a walk off. Here she is arriving to promote the new Beverly Hills 90210.
AND
Here’s Lauren Conrad at the Nylon TV issue party wearing the same dress in black.
So who wore it better? The woman who acted out a soap opera? Or the girl whose life is a soap opera?
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Conrad Makes More $ Per Day Then I Do Per Year
“She works haaaard for the money, so haaaard for the money!”
Or does she? The salaries for characters on The Hills have made their way into the media, and it is UGG-ly. Everyone on that show is ridiculously overpaid, but Lauren Conrad is making a whopping $75,000 per episode. That is at least $10,000 more than any other character on that vile show. I suppose this piece of information has given me hope of starting a Hollywood career for myself. I am also a bitch who has no acting talent whatsoever, but apparently I can make some cash money looking like a ditz in front of the camera. I have a feeling that Donna Summer is truly appalled about this.
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NY Mag Recaps Last Nights Episode of ‘The Hills’

If anyone is interested, here is the recap of the anticipated (I don’t know why) guilty pleasure “The Hills.” Click on more.
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Where All The Hills Money Goes To
Wonder how Lauren Conrad spends all that lovely money she makes playing herself? Well with the show returning, some nice person at Mainstreet.com spent what I’m sure was hours and hours putting together a detailed list of LC’s purchases. Enjoy!
TRANSPORTATION
LC tooled around Laguna Beach in a Toyota (TM) Forerunner in high school, and upgraded to her mom’s hand me down BMW 3-series upon making the move up to Hollywood. But now Lauren’s got a pair of new wheels of her own: A black Mercedes (DAI) CLK 350 Convertible, MSRP $54,500. And considering LC’s Forerunner was also handed down to her sister Breanna, we’re guessing the Conrads like to buy, not lease, their cars.SHELTER
LC made the jump from renter to homeowner at the end of season two when she purchased a 3,009 square foot, 3 bedroom, 2.5 bathroom home with guest house (got to put Audrina somewhere!) in Hollywood for a cool $2.36 million. And the depressed market made it worth her while, the house was originally listed for $2.495 million. Assuming Lauren put 30% down on a 30-year fixed mortgage at 6.34%, she’s shelling out an estimated monthly payment of $10,365.83. Hope Audrina and Lo are kicking in some rent!BEAUTY
LC was recently spotted devoting two hours at the Warren Tricomi salon in Los Angeles, getting her locks specially sun streaked. Highlights at the exclusive salon start at $221, and cuts start at $136! (And a golden girl can’t let those dark roots show, so LC touches up her locks at least every six weeks to maintain the perfectly natural look.)WARDROBE
LC favors skinny denim and blousy tops by day and trendy dresses and heels for nights on the town. Here’s a sampling of duds straight from Lauren’s closet.
Day wear
Blouse by Tibi: $310 (marked down to $155) at Revolveclothing.com.
J Brand 12” Jeans – $165 at Los Angeles boutique Ron Herman.
Marc Jacobs Collection Quilted Margot Bag – $1,275 at eLuxury.com.
Every Hollywood girl needs at least a couple pairs of shades. LC has been spotted wearing these:
Marc Jacobs MJ Gold Aviators – $305 at Bloomingdale’s. (M)
Chloe Filao Sunglasses – $330 at Net-a-porter.com.
Rayban Wayfarers – $139.95 at the Sunglass Hut.
Dita Supa Dupa Sunglasses – $225 at Dita.Evening Wear
D&G Dolce & Gabbana Mesh Overlay Dress (LC wore this to the New York Dark Knight premiere) – $645 at eLuxury.
Catherine Malandrino Watercolor Mini Dress – $347 (on sale from $495) at Neiman Marcus.
Christian Louboutin Very Noeud Slingbacks – $795 at Net-a-porter.com.It Bag
Whether at Whole Foods (WFMI) or a fashion shoot, LC is rarely seen with out her jumbo Chanel 2.55 black quilted purse. For sale at Chanel boutiques – $3,000.SAFETY NET
She’s reportedly paid about $1.5 million dollars to play herself on television each season, has endorsements with Mark cosmetics and AT&T, and designs her eponymous fashion line on the side.But even if all those pursuits fail, she still probably won’t have too much trouble footing her bills. Her parents Jim and Kathy’s 8,000 square foot Laguna Beach home that was featured on Laguna Beach just went market for $17.9 million.
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Lauren Conrad Donates Award to Leukemia Patient

Lauren Conrad is donating her 2008 Teen Choice Award to a 12-year-old leukemia patient, TMZ reported Wednesday.
Pat Pedraja , who lost a shot at a $100,000 grand prize in this year’s Do Something Contest, was recently presented with a $10,000 and an iPod, courtesy of Conrad. And soon the young activist will have LC’s Teen Choice surfboard as a token of his brave battle against leukemia.
Conrad met the kid, Pat Pedraja, at a Teen Choice pre-party Saturday where she presented him with $10,000 check from Do Something for his work recruiting bone marrow donors from minorities across the country.
“I didn’t win the Do Something Award and was a little sad,” Pat wrote on the organization’s Web site. “When Lauren won her award … she dedicated the award to ME and my work! That made me feel special! Lauren didn’t have to tell me that I was amazing, she didn’t have to go out of her way to give me a present and she didn’t have to dedicate her award to me, but SHE DID. Simple, kind and generous gestures like this make all the difference to me and I will never forget it!”
Thanks PopCrunch for the info.
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Conrad Just Won’t Give Up

It’s certainly no surprise anymore that Conrad’s line of “basic” clothing isn’t doing too hot, especially since the collection was dropped from Kitson’s a mere month prior to the day. Though it probably won’t do much good, the crowd seems to be giving Conrad one last stab at success. When Conrad appears as a presenter at the Emmy’s on September 21st she won’t be alone; whose going to be right behind her? Her models! And yes, they will be dressed in full LC attire as they hand out the awards to joyous winners. This should be…interesting?
READ MORE ABOUT: BASH, emmys, Kitson, Lauren Conrad

Teen Indie Choice Fashions 08

Leading lady, Miley Cyrus, hit the stage in boots and a dress accessorized to completion.

Favorite Ed Westwick hit the show dressed to impress while picking up his surfboard for favorite TV villain in confident style.

High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens strutted the blue carpet with her favorite pair of black pumps and a chic dress. The outfit was simple, but it didn’t go unnoticed. Vanessa took home the surfboard for choice female hottie.

Living up to their reputation, the Jonas Brothers were ready to perform in their fashionable outfits. The brothers picked up six surfboards throughout the night.

Selena Gomez hit the awards in the perfect blue dress.

Picking up his surfboard for TV actor in a drama, Chad Michael Murray hit the show with high expectations. The One Tree Hill star’s outfit was less than impressive.

Rachel Bilson snagged a surfboard for her performance in Jumper. The star hit the scene in a blue dress with great heels to match.

Up for two surfboards, Sophia Bush went for a flowy floral pick as she sat on the edge of her seat for choice TV actress in a drama and choice TV show for a drama.

Much to our surprise, Kim Kardashian hit the blue carpet in style. We’re impressed, she doesn’t quite look like a bag of trash! Kim was up for two surfboards: choice TV celebrity reality and choice TV female reality/variety star.

Representing her hit show Gossip Girl, Leighton Meester took home TV breakout star for a female and choice TV show for a drama. Leighton was also up for choice TV actress for a drama. The gal looked as if she barely stepped out of character with her fashionable dress and pumps to match.

Lauren Conrad picked up two surfboards for choice TV female reality/variety star as well as choice TV celebrity reality. I guess even though her clothing line utterly failed, some things managed to work out.

David Beckham showed up at the Teen Choice Awards with wife Victoria. He was looking great and dressed to impress as he posed with his surfboard.

Hayden Panettiere was nominated for choice TV actress and choice TV show as the show began. Hayden showed up in a girlie pink pick with an elegant flair.

Ms. Lively showed up to the awards ready to get recognized for her success. As she showed up in a stylish purple gettup, the actress took home surfboards for choice TV actress in a drama and choice TV breakout show.

Chace Crawford and Zac Efron came to the awards with fashion at the forefront. Chace took home breakout male star and choice TV breakout show.
Though the Teen Choice Awards haven’t premiered yet, we’ve snagged a sneak peak at our favorite young Hollywood indies. As Miley Cyrus, woman in charge, took the stage to answer to her hosting responsibilities the night took off with a splash. With awards like breakout performance and breakout show, the surfboards were up for grabs and everyone was in awe of the results. The blue carpet didn’t stand alone; celebrities strutted their stuff with a fashion foot forward as cameras flashed before the show. Check out the Teen Choice Awards tonight at 8pm on FOX.
Thanks to Just Jared for the pics!
READ MORE ABOUT: Blake Lively, Chace Crawford, chad michael murray, David Beckham, ed westwick, hayden penettiere, jonas brothers, kim kardashian, Lauren Conrad, Leighton Meester, miley cyrus, rachel bilson, selena gomez, sophia bush, Vanessa Hudgens, zach efron

First Look: Lauren Conrad in Entertainment Weekly


Lauren Conrad-and a giant camera lens-cover this week’s edition of Entertainment Weekly. In her cover story with EW, the wealthy fashion maven, poked fun at her ever-present entourage of paparazzi (hence the cover photo). The Princess of MTV also offered a few spoilers on the new season of The Hills, debuting August 18th at 10 p.m.
“It’s about empowering girls,” Lauren says of the explosive reaity series. “You’re gonna have bad boyfriends and best friends-turned-enemies. You need to be yourself, you need to work hard and you’ll get there.”
Read the entire interview here.
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Fashion Quotable: Lauren Conrad

The Hills’ Lauren Conrad is featured on the September 2008 issue of CosmoGirl, on newsstands August 5.
“I’m not a tortured soul. Can you imagine being 22 and having your parents know everything about you?”
The problem with this comment is that it was her choice to star in reality tv shows, no one forced her to do it, and no one will feel sorry for her because her life is exposed to the world around her, including her parents.
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Fox News Reports: LC Doesn’t Actually Design…Surprise!

A few key fashion insiders have told Pop Tarts that LC is more the “celebrity face” behind her label and that her Creative Director Sherry Wood (the designer for former fashion label Tart) is pretty much responsible for all those chic girly garments.
LC was also reportedly heard telling pals at a Hollywood club recently that she “can’t even draw a sketch” after being asked for some advice from an aspiring fashion designer.
Is this a surprise to anyone? I hope not, cuz as I remember Lauren went to Fashion Merchandising school not design. But, that’s just a minor detail when you are a celebrity with tons of money and too much time on your hands.
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Lauren Conrad Dropped!

It was inevitable, and everyone of us was hoping for it, we even had bets going..wait that was Amy Winehouse’s death. Anyways, this officially in, Lauren Conrad’s line was dropped from Kitson, the hot LA boutique, for not enough promo on Lauren’s part and very poor sales. Sound familiar? Yes, same thing happened to Vicky Beckham.
Kitson owner Fraser Ross states; They need to realize it’s no different than selling your album, your TV shows, your movies. You have to keep promoting it.”
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A Fashionable Premiere
Quite a number of people came together in New York City last night in order to get their peak at the premiere of the film The Dark Night. Celebrities came prepared to pose for the camera, remember Heath Ledger with his friends and family, and of course, watch a great movie. These fashionistas came to the premiere prepared to make a statement.

READ MORE ABOUT: Blake Lively, Dark Night, Lauren Conrad, Maggie Gyllenhaal

I Suddenly Want Everything in Lauren Conrads Collection
Perez Hilton is releasing a line with Hot Topic. Metromix met up with the blogger to talk about his new line. He basically bashed Lauren Conrad’s collection and says his is better cause it’s wearable and cheap (also see made my Chinese children in sweatshops). Alright, I won’t suddenly proclaim my love for Lauren’s trash, but it’s surely better than this fucking shit pile of steaming vomit inducing hoodies and accessories.
I especially enjoy the idea that he believes that people will want to wear his collection cause it defines what his readers want. If this is true then Perez’s audience is filled with idiotic TRL watching 16 year olds from the 1990’s.
Included in the mix of “fashions” are rubber bands and notebooks. Oh god, this has got to be the worst thing to ever happen in the world of collaborations. Hot Topic, listen up, drop this line before it causes even more people to turn their back on your collections. Hire a real designer to revitalize your currently shitty offering and get off the Perez bandwagon.
If you need it, I can make a list of about a dozen indies out there who can do a better job than Perez’s half assed attempt at fashion.
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Lauren Conrad Can’t Seem to Stop Designing

Don’t Move While Lauren Conrad Captures Your Soul
Here’s a quicky for you indies. Lauren Conrad, that chick from the brain draining The Hills (like you didn’t already know that), will be designing an accessories line for (drumroll please)… AVON!!
Thank god. I haven’t picked up an Avon catalog in, well, um, never cause I’m a dude and Avon’s for poor folk and Middle American’s (let the hate mail begin), so I will not be forced to vomit all over a copy of the pamphlet when I turn to the Lauren Conrad page filled with cheap ass jewelry and handbags for Avon’s Mark collection.
More after the jump.
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Get The Lauren Conrad Side Ponytail, Then Get The Fuck Out of NYC
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Nothing says you’re a deranged groupie better than making yourself look like your favorite celebrity. Ford Models is ready to help you look like Lauren Conrad with the perfect Hills-inspired side ponytail. It requires the use of hair extensions. Please, please rock this look so that when I see you on the street I can yank your ponytail off, parade around pumping a tommy hawk in the air like an Indian (Native American for all you PC bastards) and then return to my teepee to celebrate the death of another Lauren Conrad clone.
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The Hills Hit Rolling Stone

There are few things in our society more annoying to me than The Hills. On a scale of one to ten, one being a fly in the room, ten being the War in Iraq, The Hills hits a 20 on my scale of shit I can’t stand.
Of course, that’s coming from someone who’s never watched the show and is only commenting on how such television brain crack is destroying the gentle fabric of the female in todays society. This show is the equivalent of a womans version of the WWE. Weak story plots, overhyped off camera squabbles, and a mind numbing vocabulary level sprinkled with “likes”, “ums” and “totally’s” make this show as interesting as watching Lauren Conrad run her fingers through her hair in an attempt to look “contemplative”.
As much as I would love this scripted reality series to go away (scripted reality basically means they couldn’t afford real actors so they found a bunch of no names with little talent to spew out random lines) it seems it’s hitting a catalystic tipping point; the cover of Rolling Stone!!!
Under the title “The Truth About The Hills” Rolling Stones attempts to reconnect with their long lost female reader by channeling their inner Us Weekly. I hope the magazine stays on the shelf and becomes their lowest seller ever, but alas that probably won’t happen since a photo of all four girls together can fetch a paparazzi $200,000 (and a good marksman major cred in my book).
Hopefully the only “Truth” that’s revealed in this issue is a cancellation of the show. Of course, that would probably put a couple of writers, like, totally out of a job or something, right?
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