Edited by Corey Moran
Lauren Conrad apparently wrote a book (totally didn’t know that) and now she’s going to make a movie based off this phantom book. The good news for her is that, unlike The Hills, it is socially acceptable for this to be scripted. So is it still considered a biography if it is based of fabricated events?
LINK LOVE: Just Jared
Edited by Hillary Frazier
The Daily Beast got wind of the contract stating how much each cast member of The Hills makes per episode. I’m really glad to know that they’re being adequately compensated for all of their hard work. They deserve it, don’t they? They’re all such good actors!
Lauren Conrad - $125,000 per episode (her contract also stated that nobody on The Hills could make more than her)
Kristin Cavalari - $90,000 per episode
Heidi Montag - $100,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge – $100,000 per episode
Lo Bosworth – $100,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt – $65,000 per episode
Brody Jenner – $45,000 per episode
LINK LOVE: D Listed
Edited by Rebecca Alexander
Lauren Conrad’s hair stylist, Kristen Ess, explains the tricks of keeping Lauren’s hair looking ‘natural.’
Edited by Kirby Marzec
Unless you’re a Broadway star, you most likely can’t sing as well as you act. In addition, if you’re dumb enough to sell your soul to reality television, you probably aren’t literate enough to write a novel, let alone spell your name. That being said, it is beyond me how today’s celebrities think they can be virtuosos and dabble in careers that require talent. Here’s a list of the ten most annoying, basically talentless, celebrity multitaskers. Read it and weep:
1.) PARIS HILTON: Even though she’s only famous for being daddy’s little future trust-fund baby, Paris has unfortunately soiled the world as an actress, reality television personality, singer, model, fashion designer, perfumer, television producer and porn star. And people wonder why foreigners laugh at Americans.
2.) KATE MOSS: Aside from blowing coke, Kate has flirted with modeling, acting, singing, designing for TopShop and writing a cookbook!
3.) LINDSAY LOHAN: When LiLo isn’t taking part in bulimic vomit sessions, she enjoys acting, singing (poorly), modeling, designing leggings and pretending to be a lesbian.
4.) KANYE WEST: When the people at the Gap send Kanye home after a long day of interning, the Louis Vuitton Don loves to rap, write songs, design shoes, attending shows at fashion week and shave Amber Rose’s head.
5.) LAUREN CONRAD: Although Lauren’s clothing line failed miserably, she avoids suicide by keeping busy with being a reality television personality, appearing in Family Guy, singing, writing her autobiography and attempting to sell the remainder of her clothing line.
6.) HILARY DUFF: She hasn’t been in the tabloids lately, but Hilary’s repertoire consists of acting, singing, modeling, designing clothes and looking like a horse with those veneers of hers.
7.) PETE WENTZ: Being a douche bag is tough work, but Wentz still finds time to sing, act in CSI, design hideous clothes and own several bars.
8.) HEIDI MONTAG: Wiping Spencer Pratt’s ass is awfully time consuming, so props to Heidi for making time to be a reality television personality, actress, singer and model. What an ambitious girl!
9.) FERGIE: Aside from being the universal spelling-bee champion, Fergie prides herself on her singing, acting and designing careers. G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S.
10.) NICOLE RICHIE: With a second baby in her belly and a reality television, singing, acting, maternity-wear designing career under her belt, Richie is the ultimate mom.
Edited by Hillary Frazier
Seems like Hollywood has taken to a bad habit recently, smoking. Celebrities like Katherine Heigl, Mary Kate Olsen, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, Robert Pattinson, and Kate Moss have all been spotted lighting up, but here’s our list of the top 10 celebs that are keeping it healthy.
1. Rihanna
2. Victoria Beckham
3. Leighton Meester
4. Heidi Klum
5. Justin Timberlake
6. Lauren Conrad
7. Usher
8. Chatum Tanning
9. Anne Hathaway
10. Rachel Bilson
Who do you think we missed? And how do you feel about young Hollywood’s decision to popularize smoking?
Edited by Rebecca Alexander
Last weeks nail polish quest got tons of replys, so this week, we have another nail polish related quest: Would You Paint Each Nail a Diff Color?
Edited by Schulyr Morgan, Shop Editor
As seen on Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, Kim Kardashian, and Rhianna, these 1930s-inspired bangles are awesome! They’ve got rhinestones, they’re stackable, they’re a dream! CC SKYE’s stuff has been featured in tons of magazines and is super popular among billions of celebs.
Edited by Hillary Frazier
Instead of bashing you all separately, I decided to create a giant post after visiting the MTV website and realizing that so many celebrities have no fashion knowledge, at all.
Miley Cyrus: Boring, the wardrobe in Hannah Montana The Movie was fabulous, why couldn’t you snag a dress from there? And wtf is going on with the front of that dress?
Lauren Conrad: You can really pull of that ‘California’ look, stick with that. You have a really good body, don’t hide it under that poufy skirt…and is that tie-dye, or is it just me?
Megan Fox: WTF is going on with your hair?! I’m not even going to comment on the tattoo, but her forehead is too big to wear her hair like that, which is completely beside the fact that that hairstyle looks like you forgot to wash the conditioner out of your hair.
Zac Efron: Get a haircut, hopefully something a bit like Link in Hairspray, you were hot in that movie.
JC Chasez: You almost had it, I really like this outfit, but the scarf? Really? It looks ridiculous, it doesn’t make sense..at all.
Miranda Cosgrove: I love you, I love iCarly, but that dress (and those shoes) do NOT work for you. Did you get this out of your mom’s closet?
Kirsten Stewart: I already bashed you today, I don’t care anymore
Robert Pattinson: You’re so attractive, but seriously, have you ever heard of an iron?
I’m sure I’ll get some hate comments for this huge bash, but seriously, you saw the pictures, and there were pages and pages more. Seriously Hollywood, fire your stylists.
