VS Angel Goes with God, Ellen Dances on Moms’ Anti-Gay Pedestal and Kanye Returns to Paris

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- Joan Rivers has had 739 plastic surgery procedures — meanwhile, Ground Zero has seen less construction. [Buzzfeed]

- Celebrities are clamoring to spice up their red carpet lives by wearing Victoria Beckham to this year’s Oscars. [Daily Mail]

- Victoria’s Secret Angel Kylie Bisutti apparently took her title too seriously and quit VS because god doesn’t care for that kind of behavior in his heavenly hosts. [Vogue UK]

James Franco Directed 7 for All Mankind’s Spring Campaign

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Renaissance man — the 21st century Renaissance has decidedly lower standards — James Franco stepped behind the camera to film 10 vignettes for Seven for All Mankind‘s spring campaign, starring Lily Donaldson and a host of other dubiously multi-hyphenated artist-actor-models. 

Oy-vey! Galliano’s Back, Lindsay Makes Dirty LOVE to Terry & Beyonce’s Boobylicious

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- David Beckham says he “didn’t know where to look” when the ad for his new bodywear collection at H&M aired during the Super Bowl. Funny, my eyes knew exactly where to zoom in. [Telegraph]

- David’s wife Victoria, however, knows exactly what she’s doing on the cover of i-D. [Telegraph]

- John Galliano resurfaced recently to fete the birthday of a close friend. And not a single Jew was harmed — it’s called progress, people. [Page Six]

INDIE NEWSROOM: Grace Coddington, the Model Years…Beckham Kicking His Way onto Super Bowl…Karlbob Lagerfeldpants

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- Grace Coddington was quite the stunner back in her day. Karen Elson who? [Nowness]

Mia Mia for Miu Miu: Wasikowska Stars in Brand’s Spring 2012 Ad Campaign

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Miu Miu has added another actress to its roster of campaign stars. Having previously featured the likes of Drew Barrymore, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Kirsten Dunst and most recently Hailee Steinfeld, Prada’s little sis tapped Aussie thespian Mia Wasikowska for its spring 2012 campaign.

INDIE NEWSROOM: Lindsay Lohan for Philipp Plein…Brandy & Monica Continue to Discuss If “The Boy Is Mine”…Facebook for Zombies

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- Lindsay Lohan‘s sultry ads for German designer Philipp Plein have hit the interwebs, proving that despite being virtually unemployable and not knowing where her next prison sentence is coming from, girl can turn it out at the drop of a dime. Or at least a dime bag. [Accidental Sexiness]

INDIE NEWSROOM: Undressed for Shopping Success…Barkin Up the Wrong Tree…Cops Visit Lindsay Lohan’s Home

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- Proving that neither shame nor concern for one’s personal well-being should ever get in the way of free shit, shoppers in Madrid lined up in the freezing cold wearing nothing but their underwear to score a  free outfit from Desigual. [Huff Po]

Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree: 12 Songs of Christmas

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It’s Christmas Eve meaning that you only have two more days of Christmas songs blaring at you from every window, store front and drunken hobo. But who are you kidding? You love it. Because you have to — there’s no use in fighting the spirit of the season because it’s an unstoppable juggernaut of good cheer.  So succumb to the holidays with these 12 timeless Christmas classics from yesteryear.