A corrections officer source explains to me that it is the jail, not Lindsay, that decides what time and date she will be released, telling me it will most likely be around midnight to minimize the press circus that will gather outside.

Once Lindsay is told she is free it will take her around 2 hours to be processed. During this time she will be able to call her mother, Dina, to come and get her. After all the paperwork is signed, and her belongings returned, she would be free to leave. It is at this point her glam squad has its work cut out for them.

“There is a small, dirty public bathroom in the reception area that she will be allowed to use briefly before she leaves,” an insider very familiar with Century Regional Correctional Facility tells me. “She will not be allowed to plug in a hairdryer and get a blow out and she can forget about using a flattening iron. There will be no full-length mirror and only if the corrections officers decide to be nice will they close the area to the public. Remember everyone who works at that jail hates the press. They don’t want to be bothered with all this nonsense and want to rid themselves of Lindsay as quickly as possible.”

When Paris left the same prison a few years ago image experts choreographed her 30 second walk to her waiting SUV step by step, even down to when she cried out “mommy.” Lindsay’s exit will be no different and it has already been decided she will leave wearing her own brand of leggings called ’6126 by Lindsay Lohan.’

“This is Lindsay Lohan’s chance to hit the restart button. To tell the public she has learned her lesson and wants to start over fresh,” public relations expert, Ronn Torossian, CEO of 5WPR, tells me. “No crazy messages on her nails, looking calm and collected. She can’t look like she’s on a fashion catwalk; rather she should walk quickly with her head slightly bowed. She had her roots touched up before she went into prison and has been gone for such a short period of time, she doesn’t have to worry about that. Expect little makeup and simple hair pulled back into a ponytail.”

And don’t forget Lindsay, you are a great actress, this could be the most important 30 seconds of acting of your her career.

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Today’s latest celebrity gossip has Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael continuing to alienate the women in his life. Not only was he turned away from the LA County Jail after trying to visit his incarcerated daughter, he’s been charged in  New York with second degree harassment.

The situation is a tossed salad of celebrity news and gossip that it would be impossible to make up.

Before leaving for LA for Lindsay’s booking at the LA County Jail, Lohan and former tabloid reporter fiancee Kate Major had a big fight over the pair’s upcoming television show. Major said that Lohan pushed her off a chair and kicked her in the face. Lohan said that Major was intoxicated, and blamed the fight on Rachel Uchitel and Joslyn James, two of Tiger Woods’ alleged girlfriends, appearing on the upcoming TV show “Celebrity House.” Small wonder Lindsay’s life is so messed up.

LINK LOVE:Michael Lohan’s Continuing Woman Problems

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Creepy!

If you watch the behind the scenes video, around the 1:38 mark you’ll see the belly button was just peaking over the top of them.
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LINK LOVE:Lindsay Lohan’s Incredible Roving Belly Button

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I hope everyone is as confused about this as I am. First and foremost, I’ve never heard of Supermodels Unlimited. Secondly, since when did Lindsay’s wannabe younger sister become a supermodel? Lastly, why does she look like she is 35 and trying oh so hard to be sexy? I guess only the editor of this magazine knows the answers to my questions.

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The newest trend catching on in Tinsleytown is unadulterated, cockeye-ded, old school, CRAZY. It’s a great accessory when you’re spiraling downward into the abyss of nothingness and has-been-ness. Now understand, I don’t mean slightly cooky or peculiar behaviour either, I mean Joan Collins “Mommy Dearest”, trigger finger Phil Spector, Ike Turner cracked out UFC shennaniganed, Marlon Brando crazy. I mean soup sandwhich crazy. As you all know, I’m not really into talking about people……*crickets*…….but I think that some interventions and shock therapy sessions are in order – OR – maybe something more midevil like bleeding with leeches……….can we do that anymore?

Amy Winehouse looks like she’s two puffs away from dying in her own sick, Kanye’s rockin’ that homeless/crazed sorority girl killer/serial rapist look that’s so HOT right now, Lindseys sadomasochistic fall is being chronicled by the ever affectionate tabloids, Lauryn Hill is 3 wings and a case of salmonella short of a family bucket from KFC and Gary Busey………well…….let’s just say that no one can convince me that he’s not burying bodies in his backyard or eating the flesh of the dead, now that’s certifiable!

- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO

Actor Gary Busey arrives at the 80th annual Academy Awards, the Oscars, in Hollywood, February 24, 2008. REUTERS/Lucas Jackson (UNITED STATES-OSCARS)