The Trench While it's not necessarily sub-zero, it's not Miami in August either, but a trench is a coat for all seasons.

The Fur A floor-length fur coat might be a little overkill -- PETA joke! -- but if Rachel Zoe has taught us anything it's that a fur vest is not only always appropriate, it's practically mandatory.

The Man Bag While the inside of your bag may look like the dumpster behind a pharmacy, at least the outside can appear elegant...or at least coherent. Which will be more than can be said about you come the week's end.

The Clutch No one wants to be weighed down with a million bags like some homeless woman on her way to the market so why look like one? An oversized clutch is sleek and can carry anything from line sheets and gift bags to cocaine and a purse gun.

The Loafer Who needs a rough and rugged boot when a loafer says you're too much of a pimp to even care what anyone has to say?

The Closed-Toe Pump There's no snow to trudge through, so practicality can take a backseat while a stiletto takes the wheel -- but spare your toes the cold and cover up...unless you're wearing nude pantyhose. In which case, do not pass Go and do not attend NYFW.

The Spectators There's nothing like a fake pair of eyeglasses to lend a false sense of sophistication and if you're actually blind as a bat, you're already ahead of the curve. And the class.

The Shades Whether you're hiding the dark circles from too much partying and not enough sleep, or hiding from that regrettable hook-up the morning after, sunglasses are very necessary.

The Gentlefellow Even if you're not a gentleman -- and chances are if you're reading this site you're probably not -- you can play the part with a well-tailored suit.

The Stunner Have a look at the ready for anytime you want to bring the show -- whether it's a fashion show or a shitshow -- to a complete halt.

A look at NINE bags that are sure to add hair to your chest…

[Above: Prada]

At the core of man is raw, testosterone-filled power. A true man will throw a girly guy bag out his window like a World War II grenade.

Sturdy, leather and grip-worthy — here are nine bags that’ll help you return to your roots (beard roots).

[Louis Vuitton]

[Dior]

[Polo]

[Marc Jacobs]

[Gucci]

[Louis Vuitton]

[J. Crew]

[Hugo Boss]

I’ve never understood how men survive without carrying a bag. Everyone has their “stuff” they need with them all the time, even men, so I say embrace the man bag! Harper’s Bazaar accessories editor David Thielebule seems to agree with me, toting the PS1 around like it’s his job (which as an accessories editor, I guess it kind of is…) The PS1 is the perfect man bag due to its roomy and androgynous nature, so boys feel free to carry around your stuff like the rest of us.

SOURCE: My Many Bags