Yes, I am calling it now. For all of you hipsteries that grew out their hair to look more williburg, and are now stuck with what is known as sex hair gone bad. But don’t fret,  there is the man clip! Somewhat similar to a claw that gatheres your hair in the form of a faux hawk, this man clip (beaded in the above images) will take the hair out of your face so that you can get on with your night of PBR and obscure band watching.

PS: More importantly, the above man is Joaquin Phoenix. Anyone as confused as I am.