ACE: Caroline Wozniacki – Stella McCartney

The #1 high power fashion-cum-athletic designer Stella McCartney has fittingly taken the #1 player in the WTA as her own; Caroline Wozniacki is the face of Adidas by Stella McCartney. She’s flashing Stella off and on the court and crushing bitches on the grass court.

SIDESPIN: Serena Williams - Burberry

One half of the dominating twins, this side paneled sidespin hugs every solid muscle curve.

LOVE: Ana Ivanovic – Matthew Williamson

Playfully textured, the slight fringe reminds us of the grass courts on which the tournament takes place. Mini-skirts and fast balls…

WILDCARD: Jelena Jankovic – Vivienne Westwood

This dress is a shirred thing. Will a win be in the bag?

FAULT: Heather Watson – Mulberry

How one makes an superbly trim athlete look frumpy is beyond me, but unfortunately Mulberry has done that for Watson. And the shoes look like ace bandages, not a good look for a competing tennis pro.

FLATLINER: Laura Robson – Temperley

She hits it low and steady. None too exciting, except for the shoulders.

LET: Andrea Petkovic – Richard Nicoll

The tennis imagery works in the iridescence, but the fit? The ref is consulting the umpire for a final decision.

BYE: Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova – David Koma

Its tennis themed pleat cuts her off all wrong, and ends up making her look wide. Too much, yet too little.

LOVE LOVE: Maria Sharpova – Alexander McQueen

Stuns, absolutely radiant.

MATCH POINT: Bethanie Mattek-Sands - Alex Noble

Designer to Lady Gaga, Alex Noble created the bodice of this dress out of, you guessed it, tennis balls. Tis possible that only an entity like Mother Monster could pull off such a thing, but don’t get us wrong Bethanie, we admire your balls.

Good little ball boy he is, Nicholas Kirkwood heeled the whole WTA for this night.

Designers gave the gala a big serve, but who won the game point in your book?

Danny Masterson with the artist, my favorite piece, and Gossip Girl Jessica Szohr 

The show was pretty bland, with the exception of some wicked jewelery from Rockas and beautiful hand-died dresses from Carasan, but the goodie bag did not fail to impress with tons of eco-friendly beauty products that we intend to praise all this week. After we crashed a gallery opening at MILK studios which featured the work of Michael Sagato. The place was jammed pack with models, actors and DJ’s (including the very cool Danny Masterson).

Later, we jumped down through the Meatpacking so that we can visit Rebecca’s favorite billboard (Abercombie dude on 12th) and we noticed a giant blonde being interviewed by people near Tenjune. As we got closer, we bumped into two fashion legends, Anna Wintour (sans glasses) and Vera Wang (sans wedding dress).  After nearly flippin our shit for the idea that we spotted Winnie with out the shades, we kept walking and realized the amazonian in front of Tenjune was non-other than tennis star Maria Sharpova!!!  She was in front of Tenjune talking to the press about her big 21st birthday bash.  Also, in attendance were Michelle Tractenburg, Doo.Ri, Brian Wolk and Claude Morais of Ruffian.

Overall, a very satisfying night in the city.