I love seeing old photos of celebrities..especially when they’ve changed this much!! Prepare to laugh…

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1. Lil Jon

2. Ryan Seacrest

3. Kate Gosselin (not sure which is worse)

4. Snoop Dogg

5. Tara Reid

6. Eminem

7. Renee Zellweger

8. Avril Lavigne

9. Mariah Carey

10. Lady Gaga. WHOA.

I hope I don’t look back at my yearbook in 10 years and feel this way…

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With her first fragrance having made its debut in 2007, Mariah Carey is up for yet another round. Her newest perfume, “Forever”, is a unique blend of green apple, “exotic woods”, and gardenia set to capture exactly how Mariah feels about her life right now. All of that in a perfume bottle!

Forever will hit store shelves in 2,000 different department stores in multiple sizes.

LINKAGE: WWD

I’m almost inclined to think that she would make a better dude!

Walking down the street one morning, I see a young woman dressed somewhat professionally, as if she’s on her way to work—smart, black trousers, fitted white button up and unassuming black heels, typical of the “business casual” dress code. But what caused this mundane occurrence stand out in my mind, and what would be the catalyst for the following rant is that over what would have been a sensibly attractive ensemble hangs a dingy, grossly oversized men’s zip-up hoodie splattered with a gauche, nondescript print. Why?!? I thought to myself, and suddenly realized that such crimes against fashion seem to forever permeate the greater population and assault our senses on a regular basis. I just can’t seem to wrap my mind around why some people choose to look like shit, given the plethora of resources and pillars of fashion how-to at their disposal. There. Is. Just. No. Excuse.

These are some of the worst offenses, old and new that I think if eradicated, would make the world a much better place:

1. “No clothes” clothes. Let the world know how insecure you are.
2. Skinny jeans on fat people. Hence the word “skinny”.
3. Overzealous anything. It’s cliché, but damn true: less is really more.
4. Ugg boots. Why do people still wear these??
5. Ill fit. End the delusion. Dress your size.
6. Mariah Carey.
7. Missing the mark. You tried but it’s not neither here nor there. Go with what you know.
8. Head-to-toe matching. It’s old-fashioned, tacky, and hurts my eyes.
9. Intentional, unnatural whiskering/fading on denim. Still??
10. An ostentatious outfit and a meek disposition. Like the aspiring emo kid in skintight jeans who looks as if he’s been called fag all day. Own it.

Stop the madness.

Well if Mariah Carey is actually pregnant, after hearing this she might not be anymore. Unfortunately this Korean man murdered Mariah’s song, and not the unborn demon seed of unfunny man Nick Cannon. I would love to pay this guy to sit next to Mariah’s bed and serenade her into premature labor, and if he won’t I’m sure there’s a clinic in the Bronx somewhere that could give me a good deal on a “fix”. I know this all sounds terribly wrong, but the thought of there being another obnoxiously loud shrilling Diva wannabe makes me want to never have kids. So technically this is my first act of parenting, as I am protecting my future children from shitty musicians. Think I’m overreacting? Watch this video!

Thanks Youtube

MTV has announced that after 10 years on the air, TRL will end this November! (Above are Gossip Girl boys at the TRL studios because I don’t recognize the hosts these days).

Executive producer Dave Sirulnick suggests a future for the Times Square-based show, which will just be taking a “rest.” 

I haven’t seen the show in five years or so, but it used to be quite the cultural fixture.

No more tacky Mariah outfits, no more homemade Backstreet Boys T-shirts…

Okay, everyone used to love Mariah, she was beautiful, confident, and had a great voice. Now, she’s old, annoying, and trashy, and I’m over her. Just to show how trashy she really is, NY Mag points out that in every photo she takes there are two very distinct things that she does;

1. Twirl her hair

2. Show off her left hand, the one that has the enormous rock on it.

Now we all know that her ring is huge, and we all also known that that ring was formally given to Nick Cannon’s ex. SO why show off something that was pre-owned by a former girlfriend? We don’t know either…Also, there are bigger diamonds out there, on woman that have class who don’t feel the need to flash their left hands, most of whom know that love has nothing to do with the size of the diamond you’re rockin.

A Coty, Inc. exec says snowballing celebrity scents all started with the launch of Glow by J.Lo in 2002, which sold $78 million before 2003. Now celebrities (Avril Lavigne, Queen Latifah, Patrick Dempsey, Mariah Carey…) see fragrances as a way to solidify a strong career as more and more people buy their scents to smell like them.

As much as we all love Jenny from the block, we don’t love Avril or Mariah, and don’t want to smell like either one of them. Sick of going to Sephora for a new fragrance, and all the sales girls suggest one another celeb scent that recently launched.

Another day, another celeb fragrance. And not only her first, it’s her second. That’s right, Mariah Carey is launching her second fragrance, Luscious Pink.

“This scent is feminine, flirtatious and fun, and truly reflects where I am in my life now, after an incredible year,” Carey stated.

I just don’t understand why we need another scent to add to the already hundreds of bad ones, does Mariah really need more money?

PS. Considering that Mariah just got married, isn’t “flirtatious” a weird description of where she is in her life? Watch you back Nick, this cougars on the prowl.