While a convicted batterer, many girls would still drop their crotchless panties for Mr. Brown. Even Rihanna wants another piece of that cake cake cake cake cake cake cake.

The "Seven Days" singer has been hitting the weights hard as of late, causing renewed interest in his career...or at least renewed interest in his physique.

D'Angelo may have gone through a rough patch -- leading to this infamous mug shot -- but he's back working on his fitness, though let us all rejoice in the halcyon days of "Untitled (How Does It Feel)"'.

Meanwhile, who knew John Legend had it goin' on like this? Not I. Not. Effin'. I.

Anyone remember Lil' Romeo, aka Master P's son? No, that's fine since he's not so lil' anymore.

Weezy F baby, please say the baby

Over 25 years after first extolling the virtues of his radio, the ladies still love cool James. Now even more than ever.

Way before he was scoring Oscar nominations and producing Emmy-winning crap like Entourage, Mark Wahlberg was better known as Marky Mark and even scored a number 1 hit with the Funky Bunch, "Good Vibrations."

Nick Cannon's status as a rapper or singer is dubious at best, but you can't argue that Mimi's house husband's got a body that won't quit.

Sammie first hit the scene in 1999 at 12 years old with "I Like It" and will release a new album this year -- I don't care what it is, but I already love it.

Biebs, take a note. This is how it's done.

This 1947 Ivory ad seems to say, "It's okay to drop the soap, boys, 'cause it floats. And so do you."

This 1957 Griffin ad is for shoe polish but I'm far more interested in that gorgeous sheer trench.

Sabrina's typerwiter ad from 1959 was banned after putting its share of eyes out. Seriously, what's under that sweater, two watermelons strapped to two torpedoes?

Maidenform took the boob game into the office with this classic ad from the 60s. Then Don Draper banged her in a bathroom stall. It was the wrong office.

One guess as to what's the first best shape in Italy? Hint: a calzone. A Fiat ad from 1965.

Just two queens sharing a dirty pun over cocktails in Thermodor's ad from the swingin' 60s.

"Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere." That's been my mantra since Tipalet came out with this ad in 1969.

And the sex tape is born. Thanks in part to this Akai ad from the 70s. You're welcome Kardashians.

Why don't they make men like this anymore -- meaning awesome? Those badass mustaches, ass-kicking sunglasses and Interwoven's groovy 70s socks are gettin' the job done.

Well hello Adam. I see you've traded in that troublesome Eve for the convenience of internet porn. Sadly, this 1980 Apple ad was before the advent of the world wide web so it's off to the Garden of Eden for yet another lapdance.

This ad is so perfectly 80s: the hair, the makeup, the lack of manscaping, the high-waisted Jordache jeans. I bet they're all high on cocaine too.

What would this list be without Calvin Klein's iconic ads with Kate Moss and the artist formerly known as Marky Mark? I bet they're both high on cocaine too.

The boys are back in town. And by the looks of it, they're ready to play. Wonderbra's 1994 ad may not have the subtlety of Maidenform in the 60s but honestly neither did breasts.

There she is. Tom Ford. The king of sexy advertising, but where does one start? There's just so much filth to wade through but this Gucci ad from 2003 still raises a few eyebrows. Among other things.

Sexy ads will continue to be sexy as long as companies have shit to sell and people the money or at least credit to buy them. This Federici ad from 2010 gets extra points, though, for being both hot and blasphemous. I bet The Vatican was piiiiiised.

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Marky Mark my how you’ve changed. You went from a white rapper to a damn good actor. Thank god you got a stylist! There is something about white ghetto rapper that brings Eminem beating his wife to mind, and well I could do without that for a long time. Although I’m sure there are hundreds of you ghetto fab readers out there thinking “What’s wrong with over sized letterman jackets and backwards hat?” and that is why you don’t work at Fashion Indie and I do. Mark Walhberg needed a stylist badly and lucky for him he did or he would probably be trying to put together some crappy reunion tour like New Kids On The Block, or he’d have a reality TV show on VH1 right after Flava Flav.