Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen will be launching a new Junior’s brand exclusively at JCPenney called Olsenboye. To gear up for the launch of the new line, New Yorkers will have the chance to get an early peek at the new collection.

The duo known as Mary-Kate and Ashley are expanding their high-end fashion line, The Row, to include a collection of sunglasses. They’re said to be teaming up eyewear designer Linda Farrow and the line is expected to be ready in time for next spring.

They’re said to be creating only four looks, which would include aviators, oversized, vintage-inspired, and round rims– all of which reflect both of the girl’s personal taste in shade-wear.

Swedish brand Acne launches their new line of menswear-inspired jackets and pants, perfectly structured, and paired with sky-high platforms.  I’m not so keen on the plastic pants, but I suppose they pair well with the space-age silver platforms.  I’m sure the Olsens will be running out to get theirs ASAP.

SOURCE: Pipeline

Not every photo’s a perfect gem, but these outtakes from Mary-Kate Olsen’s fun time with NYLON are definitely worthy. I love how you can spot the camera dude in her sunglasses, totally would have kept that one in the mag.

I backed my car into a cop car the other day
Well he just drove off sometimes life’s ok
I ran my mouth off a bit too much oh what can i say
Well you just laughed it off it was all ok

And we’ll all float on ok
And we’ll all float on ok
And we’ll all float on ok
And we’ll all float on any way well

Well, a fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam
It was worth it just to learn from sleight-of-hand
Bad news comes don’t you worry even when it lands
Good news will work its way to all them plans
We both got fired on the exactly the same day 
Well we’ll float on good news is on the way

And we’ll all float on ok
And we’ll all float on ok
And we’ll all float on ok
And we’ll all float on alright
Already we’ll all float on 
Now don’t worry we’ll all float on
Alright already we’ll all float on
Alright don’t worry we’ll all float on

And we’ll all float on alright 
Already we’ll all float on
Aliright don’t worry even if things end up a bit to heavy
We’ll all float on alright
Already we’ll all float on
Alright already we’ll all float on
Ok don’t worry we’ll all float on
Even if things get heavy we’ll all float on
Alright already we’ll all float on
Don’t you worry we’ll all float on
All float on

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Those bastards at PETA have striked again. This time they defaced Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsens star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. My guess is they are just as mad as the twins that they have to share a star and are encouraging the split.

So while I spent some quality time on my couch watching daytime TV during Thanksgiving weekend, I randomly found myself watching Full House. Now Full House is just a show stuffed to the gills with trainwrecks, but I couldn’t help but notice how extremely skinny Kimmy Gibbler was. Do I smell a book deal concerning Kimmy’s struggles with weight? We already got Marsha Brady’s tale of how she used to suck Greg Brady’s dick for coke this year, why not another family classic? In attempt to validate my assumption that Kimmy Gibber used to spend her time off camera hugging porcelain, I figured You Tube would be a proper source of information, and this video happened. Now you may have to watch this twice because the first time is just so ridiculous you can’t focus hard enough to count all Kimmy’s ribs. Oh Kimmy Gibbler you were so fashionable! You’re like the poster child for Street Zeroes. For more awesome news on Kimmy Gibbler check out this hilarious story Dlisted posted today!

Timothy White recently rounded up a star studded group of models to photograph for his new book Hollywood Pinup. The shot are sexy, old fashioned and awesome! Some of my favorite people were in the shoot too. Michelle Trachtenberg, One of the Olsen Twins (don’t know which one), Elisha Cuthbert and Kate Hudson. I’m not one who reads much of anything besides blogs (loser I know), but I might actually have to buy this book strickly for coffee table purposes to keep my YSL and Louis Vuitton books company.

Thanks Egotastic for the images.

What: Hollywood Murder Mystery

When: 8pm- 1am

Where: Gallery Bar (120 Orchard St.)

Open Bar 8pm-9pm

 *This is a costume party bitches!

What: Reebok SS09 Collection Preview

When: 7pm
Where: Xchange 640 West 28th St 9th Floor

The early bird gets the worm, or in this case a free pair of custom Reeboks

What: Royal Chie’s ECO-Friendly Collection

When: 6pm – 9pm
Where: Geisha 33 East 61st Street

RSVP - newyork@royalchie.com

What Olsen Twins Book Reading

When: 12:30 pm

Where: Barnes & Noble (Union Square)

(I didn’t even know they could read)

What: Richie Rich Album Drop

When: 8pm

Where: Virgin Megastore (Times Square)

Thanks to Partycrasher and Going for the details

Sad day in the magazine world means a good day in the Blogosphere. CosmoGirl is calling it quits in December, which means that just one less magazine we have to take down in the long run. Apparently the content of CosmoGirl is going to be shifted over to Seventeen Magazine. The Internet is where it’s at people. Seriously indies, with the Internet here to stay how long do you think these magazines will hold up?

Thanks Flickr for the image

Nylon Magazine shot these looks for Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s Elizabeth & James Fall 2008 collection. The collection seems completely off from the high couture the girls normally wear, which is actually a good thing.  The youngest grannies in NY have really taken their collection to a new level as seen from the photos here. Gloves, overcoats and very must have hats.

   Sooooo(gasp)………..hungry (wheeze)…………

Well, the malnourished have triumphed yet again.  Mary Kate & Ashley have taken time out from not bathing and not eating and making high-fashion look like duds from Goodwill to bring us a new “high-end” line. Now I was expecting to totally and completely pan it in my polite and friendly manner,  but it ain’t all that bad.  I actually think it’s a good beginning for the girls sportswear line………….did I say that?!  Must be a full moon.

‘Elizabeth’ refers to the signature blazer tailored more to a woman’s form and ‘James’ is the boyish tailored blazer with a boxy fit.  E & J offers fun pencil skirts, fur jackets (PETA is gonna bust some heads for this one), sack dresses, cashmere sweaters………..something for the sickly fashionista longing for a piece of fried chicken in us all.

I really am shocked.  I mean it’s not as if it’s the second coming of Valentino, but it’s not bad – not bad at all.  Truth is,  I know these girls aren’t really designing a thing in their collection but what can we really expect from them?!  After all, your brain turns to poo when all you’ve eaten is lettuce and paper towels.  I’m sending a box of fatnin’ donuts and a few double meat, double cheezes from Micky D’s 1st class for the utter salvation of The Trolsons………put it in ya mouf’.