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STREET HEROES: Last Night’s Rad Event

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Stop. Hammer time.  I love those sequined drop-crotch pants.  These guys both looked super fablous, and were perfectly outfitted together.  So many fashion people at the Rad Hourani event, but unfortunately the Fashion Indie cam died early into the night, but we were thrilled to at least be able to catch these dudes.

See the other photos from last night on Cult



15 Reasons Why Fashion Indie Week Brooklyn Is Going to Make Brooklyn Fashion Week{end} Seem Like the Sequel to Glitter


We’ve been getting a lot of questions from designers and media who are wondering how Fashion Indie Week Brooklyn compares to Brooklyn Fashion Weak{end}. We’ve decided to provide 15 ways in which our event kicks buttocks, while other Brooklyn based runway shows fail to impress. Hell folks, fashion is war and we’re always ready for battle…
  1. Because 8 > 2.
  2. Because Fashion Indie rocks out harder than Amy Winehouse. We realize that might not be a good thing considering the emphysema thing but oxygen tanks are totally the next TrendSpark.
  3. Because our celebrity appearances will be better than Paulie Shore and the “Oh Face Guy” from Office Space.
  4. Because our models like to party. Like “Kate Moss” party, not “lame-ass second cousin who you never talk to who insists on inviting you to his graduation party” party.
  5. Because Fashion Indie encourages scenarios in which you wake up belligerent after a night of sake bombs with a used Durex in your hand laying next to that random chick you were eyeing on the runway the night before.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdk1gwWH-Cg[/youtube]
6. Because Fashion Indie sees no shame in choreographed dance breaks to “Too Legit Too Quit”.
7. Because Fashion Indie Week Brooklyn is actually taking place during New York Fashion Week, you know that time of year when every editor and buyer in the known universe is in NYC.
15 Reasons Why Fashion Indie Week Brooklyn Is Going to Make Brooklyn Fashion Week{end} Seem Like the Sequel to Glitter emerging fashion
You don’t mess with this brand of bad-ass.
8. Because Fashion Indie’s  designers are more badass than Steven Segal’s ponytail, Chuck Norris’ beard and Jean-Claude Van Damme’s lack of acting ability combined.
9. Because Brooklyn Fashion Week{end} satisfies less than a happy ending from a one-armed cavedweller from Narnia. See what I did there. It’s called Family Guy humor. 
10. Because Brooklyn Fashion Week{end} is going to get as much coverage as a Patrick Swayze bowel movement.
11. Because Fashion Indie Week Brooklyn is going to have more downloads than naked Miley Cyrus pictures.
15 Reasons Why Fashion Indie Week Brooklyn Is Going to Make Brooklyn Fashion Week{end} Seem Like the Sequel to Glitter emerging fashion
12. Fashion Indie Week Brooklyn = Beyonce |  Brooklyn Fashion Week{end} = that two member of Destiny’s Child that got replaced by Michelle.
13. Because if Brooklyn Fashion Week{end} was a girl you’d paper bag her.=
14. Because Fashion Indie Weekend will get you laid. Corey promises… ;-)
15. Because Daniel Saynt will be allowing Fashion Indie Week Brooklyn guests to take bodyshots off his rock solid abs.

15 Reasons Why Fashion Indie Week Brooklyn Is Going to Make Brooklyn Fashion Week{end} Seem Like the Sequel to Glitter emerging fashion

 Abs may appear more hardcore in person.



Jam of the Day

Lauren Garroni June 19 at 5:00
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The team at Fashion Indie is cutting out early, enjoy our posts from today. And here is a special treat for you, two old-school music video’s from ‘rapper’ and preacher MC Hammer. And were not talking about ‘Can’t Touch This’ we went with the lesser known, but much better Too Legit Too Quit. As well as ‘Pumps in a Bump’ from when MC Hammer was ‘hardcore’ and broke.

Enjoy! See Ya Tomorrow!

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