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Even The Stock Market Is More Consistant Then Blake Lively

Miss. Lively at the / Fund Raiser last night.

Blake in last night's episode of

is the most inconsistent dresser I have seen in a long time. She either looks like a knock out, or she looks not so hot. These two features above are two examples of the not so hot that she was spotted in last night. The outfit from is unflattering and was much brighter yellow and red on TV. She looked like a slutty McDonald’s worker. I was willing to let that one slide, until I saw these pictures of her at the / fundraiser looking like a 45 year old cougar on the prowl. What is that ugly dress. The point of the long printed dress is to look conservative, not like the whore sister of the guy. I want to know how she can go from looking so good to looking so bad so quickly and frequently. She isn’t even pushing the limits of fashion either. Hey Blake, might be time to start looking for a new stylist.

Thanks to the CW and Just Jared for the images. 

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Stomach This: Food Jewelry

What is worse than your grandmother’s Christmas-tree light up bulb earrings, flashier than ’s clock necklace and far more appetizing than McDonald’s six-piece chicken nuggets? Yeah, you got it, food jewelry. Sure, it’s cute when you’re five and wearing a cupcake necklace, but I really question the daring soul who decides to wear a 14-karat gold hamburger necklace pushing $400. Hey, maybe your obsessiion lies in delicious macarons or soft-serve ice cream…but spare the embarrassment, and just go to the nearest deli or .

 

 

Thanks for the photos We’reQ-pot and Via Alley!

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How To Look: Ghetto

In a recent trip from New York City to Boston, I stopped at a and have recently become a born again fan. However despite the fact that I love the greasy death trap that is , I would never be caught dead branding my ass with two golden arches. The only one who should own and wear these pants woud be fab Ronald McDonald. What is fashionable about a store that boasts about their dollar menu? Please pardon my ignorance while I objectify the entire rap community. Every rapper raps about money, hoes, cars and drugs. They are all ballers and they love expensive booze and food. So what is and cool about pants? You are more or less wearing a banner that says I am broke and l love showering my face in fryer grease, but if you get in my half broken down 1985 Honda I can spit a dope freestyle or two. If your going to make fast food fashionable go all out and start dressing like .

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McDonalds Chic?

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Bruce Oldfield, who once designed dresses for Princess Diana, has decided to leave Buckingham Palace for the golden arches. He’s lent his talents to McDonald’s to recreate the outfits worn by the pimple faced teens that serve us daily doses of hormone injected Grade-Z burgers. Personally, I feel they look as if they we’re meant for a flight attendant more than a fast foodie.

Hey Ronald, can you skip the costume changes and maybe work on making your restaurants look less modern day feed trough and more, I don’t know, welcoming? Or here’s a thought, go organic. Distracting us with new outfits won’t detract from the fact that you’re feeding us the equivalent of Soilent Green-style mystery meat. Plus, that scarf is about as useless as a Diet Coke with a Supersized Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

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[pics via Daily Mail UK]

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