Mariah Carey – “All I Want for Christmas Is You”

Considering Lindsay was probably cracked out of her mind and on her way to prison I personally think these came out pretty glamourous. Before you disagree consider how bad it COULD have turned out. Flip through the pictures yourself and leave your opinion in the comment section.

Gwen Stefani back in the day when she rocked that classic cotton candy hair.

1. Paris Is Burning (1990)

Set amidst the backdrop of 80s New York ball culture, Paris Is Burning is an exploration of beauty, race, sexuality, capitalism and the American Dream, all wrapped up in a dragtastic homage to the transformative powers of fashion. Also, where do you think Madonna learned to Vogue?

See Also: To Wong Foo — Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1994) Drag queens, yes; acute social commentary, not so much…but how can you argue with this? Oh, that’s right, you can’t.

If you saw Mean Girls you may be pretty excited to hear that there is a Mean Girls 2 on the rise. But unfortunately, the preview is really disappointing. Sometimes it’s better to do without a sequel, especially if you’re not even going to throw one of the original actors into the mix. Put Lilo in and I’d definitely watch it. Check out the preview here!

LINK LOVE: Preview Men

I really love that these costumes are perfect for both normal girls on Halloween and strippers on a daily basis.

Truth be told the only thing missing in our fashion week lives are all
things Lindsay… Aside from paying some tribute to this wild child
and making some pretty bizarre “Team Lindsey” tees to add to my
Bitchism Couture collection, I think its only right to state 7
positives declaring my love about this golden girl.

1. She’s a natural born ginger, and according to a very annonymous A-list source, gingers are all good luck… even if Brandon Davis (“fire crotch”) might not agree.

2. She’s probably one out of about a good hundred A-list celebs (yes I
said A-list) Who can get away with so many drug addictions and most
likely owns  the most glamorous  “ankle  bracelette”.

3. 6536 her Marilyn Monroe inspired leggings collection which she designed is actually pretty bizarre and great.

4. Not only New York born but even if her little sister is a little on the
promiscuous side at least she hasn’t joined the prego bandwagon… the sister not Lindsay.

5. Has yet to pull a “Britney” aka not majoring in etiquette class in
how to: get out of a car in a mini dress with flashing paparazzi right in front of your door.

6. Even if Mean Girls might be the best movie in her so called acting career before her party girl stage took over, she’s more famous for being herself than any character she’s ever played.

7. She might be a butter face but her body might just be the white
girl version of something close to a Kim K. body.

Agree with me or not everyone knows they love Lindsay and her religion of scandalous  partyisms.

‘And that’s how Regina George died.’

This is a subtle look for Lady Gaga, and I’m actually a fan…besides that tape on her boobs…seriously, why? Were there holes your dress that you’re trying to cover up? It reminds me of when Lindsay Lohan tries to punk Rachel McAdams in Mean Girls by cutting holes in her shirt, only to turn it into a big trend.  The Lady looks pretty classy otherwise, and although the studded motorcycle gloves are a bit crazy, I like them.

On a side note, I think she’s getting out of a minivan. hahaha.

SOURCE: Jezebel

The CAA Golden Globes were anything but groundbreaking this year. As always, P. Diddy stood out amongst the hundreds of black ties and tuxedos in his sleek, oversized bow-tie, Angelina Jolie sucked back on Heinekens while the rest of her table sipped champagne and Drew Barrymore looked like she got hit by a speeding semi. Although her dress reminded me of a cross between Ariel and Jasmine from their respective Disney movies, I could barely focus on her fashion faux pas because I was too busy staring at her rat’s nest hair. Roots showing, fly-aways galore, messy curls and a mane full of secrets (thank you Mean Girls) is not the way to look at a prestigious awards event. Oh, and Drew might want to brush with Crest Extra-White toothpaste next time…

Thanks to The Superficial for the photo!

Some skanky Hockey Mom.

Amy Poehler...the "cool" mom in Mean Girls.

Let’s face it, there is nothing cool about moms that wear pink velour Juicy Couture sweatsuits, flaunt their belly-button piercings, show off their cleavage to their kid’s friends, smell like a baby prostitute or wear Rock and Republic jeans. Really, anyone over the age of 40 that goes out looking like they are about to hit up a high school dance should be given a reality check. Yes, you are old. No, you shouldn’t be wearing your 14-year-old daughter’s clothes. Yes, you turn heads…but not in a good way. No, you are not cool.

If there is one thing I really applaud, it is a woman who embraces her age and dresses for it. Dressing like a “mom” doesn’t mean you lose fashion and sex appeal. My mom looks killer in her Ralph Lauren blazers, Brooks Brothers sweaters and Calvin Klein jeans…and seeing that she has been married to my dad for 31 years means she must be looking good! 

Take my advice. If your mom has nicer clothes than you do, gets her nails done more frequently, dyes her hair obsessively and compliments your friend on her “stellar” heels, I recommend you ditch her while she’s shopping at Guess and head for higher ground. In the meantime, I’ll be hitting up 5th Ave with my cool mom.