Sh*t Maybelline Says, Taking It (Back) to the Creek and Roberto Cavalli Ran Out of F*cks to Give

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

- Ah, the future. Hopefully New York will legalize, or at least decriminalize, marijuana so we can get these badass weed vending machines. [MSN]

- Megan Fox is preggers with her first child thanks to 90210 alum/perennial hottie Brian Austin Green. I guess a naked pregnant photoshoot is  pretty much inevitable at this point. [E!]

- Charlotte Free is the new face of Maybelline, as announced in this brillz video by the bearded mastermind behind Shit Fashion Girls Say, otherwise known as P’Trique and featuring fashion folk like Betsey Johnson and Derek Blasberg. Video after the jump! [Huff Po]

Rihanna Steams Things Up In Lastest Armani Video

Edited by McArthur Joseph

Besides selling overly produced pop hits, Rihanna is still hocking Armani. In the latest video the girl from Barbados is selling the hell out of some underwear denim. (And by selling I obviously mean writhing seductively in a bed for a minute while pretending to be aroused.)

Celebrities Wear T-Shirts?

Edited by Jessica Lapidos

Regular folk can get away with wearing witty boy’s and girl’s  t-shirts, but celebrities? We prefer to see them in ground-sweeping ball gowns and pretty little things the every-gay can’t just wear on the fly. So why wear tees when the sartorial world is at your fingertips?  Is it the comfort? Maybe. The message across the front? Less likely. But point is, if you can afford Dior, we’d really like to see you in Rick Owens. How do you feel about celebs in t-shirts?

INDIE NEWSROOM: Grace Coddington, the Model Years…Beckham Kicking His Way onto Super Bowl…Karlbob Lagerfeldpants

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

- Grace Coddington was quite the stunner back in her day. Karen Elson who? [Nowness]

THROWBACK: Megan Fox is in Love With Her Plastic Self

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

Usually not one to star in stellar editorials, Megan Fox is turning in the June/July 2010 issue of Interview. Photographed by Craig McDean, Fox seduces her mannequin self in a series of mildly S&M photographs. All I can say is, the bob wig definitely works for her and Megs should consider a haircut in her future. Gallery after the jump.

Rihanna for Emporio Armani

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Singer Popstar Fashion icon Girl, Rihanna, strips down for Emporio Armani‘s underwear fall campaign.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Bares Her Bangin’ Burberry Body

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

It girl of the moment and thorn in Megan Fox‘s unemployed side Rosie Huntington-Whiteley wears nothing but Burberry‘s signature trench for their new women’s scent, Burberry Body.

INDIE NEWSROOM: Victoria Beckham Has Daughter, Obsessed with 7…Hermione Hysterical at Harry…Rihanna Steps into Megan Fox’s Armani Booty Shorts

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

- Victoria Beckham gave birth to her first daughter, Harper Seven, who came out at the 7th hour on the 7th day of the week in the 7th month of the year wearing a 7-inch heel. [Fashionologie]

TREND NOISE: It’s Polka Dot Madness for 7 Celebrity Fashion Muses

Edited by Nicole Vardo

Polka dots might have been in the hiding, but thanks to House of Holland the spotty trend of Parisian elegance with a twist of American wickedness is back!

Mila Kunis Saves W

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

I haven’t cared for the past few covers of W. They all looked the same and were kind of boring: a slate grey background, someone scowling at the camera, me rolling my eyes in the line at the supermarket. But if there’s anything I’ve learned in the past few months it’s that Mila Kunis makes everything better.