- Megan Fox is preggers with her first child thanks to 90210 alum/perennial hottie Brian Austin Green. I guess a naked pregnant photoshoot is  pretty much inevitable at this point. [E!]

- Charlotte Free is the new face of Maybelline, as announced in this brillz video by the bearded mastermind behind Shit Fashion Girls Say, otherwise known as P’Trique and featuring fashion folk like Betsey Johnson and Derek Blasberg. Video after the jump! [Huff Po]

- Kendall and Kylie Jenner, the gorgeous and leggy saving graces of the otherwise intolerable Kardashian klan, have landed contributor positions at Seventeen. [Fashionista]

- Michelle Williams says she’s totally up for a Dawson’s Creek reunion and since she’s really the only one with a career — though Don’t Trust the B in Apt 23 is kind of amazing — Pacey, Joey and the Beek should just paddle their way back to The CW. [Vulture]

- Flame-haired designer Sonia Rykiel reveals her battle with Parkinson’s disease over the last 15 years in her new book, N’oubliez pas que je joue (Don’t Forget It’s a Game). [WWD]

- Though the fashion industry has no qualms over its love of Barack (and Michelle) Obama, there are those who are throwing their monetary weight behind Mitt Romney, including Guess CEO/Gucci lover Paul Marciano. [Jezebel]

- Roberto Cavalli has jumped on the Rihanna train and has officially stopped giving a fuck. The outspoken designer took to his Twitter to shit on French fashion, continue to take a dump on Anna Wintour and praise Marc Jacobs while defecating on Louis Vuitton. I’m pretty sure this is EXACTLY for what social media was intended. [Styleite]

Check out the vid below and leave your thoughts in the comment section:

There goes Kim Kardashian thinking she knows anything about relevant fashion.

More American, and less Barbadian by the minute, Rihanna shows her U.S. pride on the breastesses.

Miley Cyrus reveled in the 'cest-pod with her Jonas Brothers love shirt.

Beyonce, like a good Child, is only working the tee for one Ms. Kelly Rowland.

And there's Rachel Zoe getting positively lost in this skulldug tee.

Mila Kunis still looks flawless. I believe her Jim Morrison reference is in earnest. She'll live to wear Elie Saab another day.

Megan Fox in a Star Wars tee just gave all of her biggest Transformers fans a chubby. Girl knows her audience.

Chloe Sevigny marks her favorite t-shirt in Entertainment Weekly. Points for the cheek, and the classic reference.

Officially the only time Lady Gaga ever wore a t-shirt (and pants) was as Jo Calderone. Thank you, sir.

Remember when this happened? Justin Bieber and Tiffani Amber Thiessen did a shirt swap/PR stunt and repped the other sugar-faced star on their cotton chests. And that's how you wear a t-shirt.

- The mogul currently known as Diddy is being sued over his Empress fragrance by the similarly titled Empress Hair Care Products. Because there are only so many classy, royal-themed names to go around. [Fashion Etc]

- David Beckham‘s commercial for his bodywear line with H&M will debut during the Super Bowl, giving you all at least one reason to tune in.

- Betty White celebrates her 90th birthday today and as befits a TV and entertainment legend, NBC put together a little special featuring other people who continue to openly mock death. [Washington Post]

- It’s showdown of the has-been starlets! Lindsay Lohan and Megan Fox are reportedly vying for the made-for-TV role of a lifetime — on Lifetime —  as Elizabeth Taylor. [E!]

- L.L. Bean produced a Bootmobile that’s too big to fit the delicate foot of the Statue of Liberty. And good thing because I don’t want the symbol of this country in anything less than a stiletto, thank you. [Racked]

- The day before the birth of Blue Ivy Carter, over half of Papa Jay-Z‘s New York Rocawear employees were laid off for “economic reasons.”  Hey, someone’s got to pay for that $3500 lucite crib. [The Cut]

- Meanwhile, Momma Beyoncé‘s skin was apparently lightened for new promo pics for 4. Yawn. [Huff Po]

- Karl Lagerfeld, Marc Jacobs and others get the Squarepants treatment, courtesy of Dutch illustrator Mike Frederiqo. [Hint]

Photos via Touch Puppet

Resembling Victoria Beckham during her EA campaign days in that platinum blonde wig, Rihanna steps into Megan Fox‘s increasingly irrelevant panties as the face and body of Emporio Armani undies, while Rafeal Nadal continues to bend it like (David) Beckham for the fellas. [WWD]

Mario Testino shot Rosie for the scent’s campaign, directed by Burberry chief creative officer, Christopher Bailey who had this to say about his new Body:

“Burberry Body is the most exciting launch that we have ever created and captures the iconic spirit of the brand today in a striking and sensual way.”

As for Huntington-Whiteley, she’s just happy to strip down and thinks that being the first “Burberry Body” is an “amazing compliment.”

Young boys — and some girls — everywhere heave a collective “Thank you.”

Burberry Body comes out September 1. [WWD]

- Diva and pioneering androgyne Annie Lennox is getting a fashion retrospective at London’s Victoria and Albert Museum. I hope patrons have to literally walk on broken glass throughout the exhibit. [Style.com]

Laugh it up, Radcliffe, you’re next.

- Emma Watson continues to be perfect while showing that rarity among Hollywood actresses — genuine emotion — at the premiere of the 300th and last Harry Potter film. And she did it in Oscar de la Renta. Atta girl, steal my heart. [Jezebel]

- Also on the heart-stealing perfect superhighway is male super Jon Kortajarena who seriously hoofs it up  in the new ad for Kokorico, the latest Jean Paul Gaultier fragrance. [Oh La La Mag]

- Lady Gaga , a self-proclaimed “show with no intermission,” doesn’t speak German, but she can if you like. Either way, she’ll make as much sense as her recent column in V — a missive on reality versus fantasy. Short version, there is — surprisingly —  no line. [V Magazine]

- And the bride wore…TOMS? [Refinery29]

- Speaking of random ideas with little to no reasoning, Cedric the Entertainer is starting his own line of hats called, ingeniously enough, Who Ced?

- Megan Fox just can’t catch a break these days. After being replaced by professional stunner Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in the latest Transformers movie, she’s now been replaced by professional panty-wearer Rihanna as the face of Emporio Armani underwear. Sidebar, way to class up the brand, Armani. [Fashion Week Daily]

Sonia by Sonia Rykiel Polka-dot cotton and silk-blend top, $390, Net-a-porter.com

Miu Miu Pullover, $585

Moschino Polka-dot silk shorts, $525

Alice + Olivia Polka Dot Ruffle Skirt, $297 Aliceandolivia.com

Gone is the grey, replaced by a glowing white as Mila vamps for Craig McDean in glorious Black Swan-like plumage, courtesy of stylist Alex White.

This cover is not drastically different from previous covers, but it’s more “fashion.”  I’m actually interested in picking up this issue and paging through the editorial, which is gorgeous by the bye.

I’m just going to elect Mila Kunis to be the next big movie star and hopefully everyone will stop trying to make Megan Fox happen.

Megan Fox in her underwear – that is a powerful marketing tool. No doubt this will be a successful campaign. And no doubt a wealth of 16-year-old boys will spend an extra five minutes in the bathroom after spying these pics on NaughtySecretPhotos.org, DontTellMyMom.net, IshouldntBeLookingAtThese.co.uk, etc.

Pics: M-Fox.org

Carrie Underwood: “When I gain weight, it’s in the spare-tire area. I’ve told trainers abs are a physical impossibility for me. And every single time, they’re like, ‘Well, we’ll get you abs!’ So do I have them? No! But they’re as flat as they’re probably going to get. Push-ups work out everything. If you do them right, you’ll feel it in your abs. I do four sets of 10 to 20.”

Jessica Alba: Alba does this all-over toning move: Begin standing and holding 5lb dumbbells – your left arm should be chin height and your right arm should be extended to the ceiling. Take a giant step to your right, landing in a lunge, with your right knee bent and angled slightly forward. Keep your left leg straight while simultaneously lowering right arm to shoulder height. Pause momentarily, then push off your right leg, returning to the starting position with your feet together and right arm extended to ceiling. Perform 12 reps then repeat on left side. Perform 2 sets.

Cheryl Cole: While in girl band Girls Aloud Cheryl lost a lot of weight, and this was mostly down to the hectic schedule and continuous rehearsals and gigs, which simply meant she was burning a lot of calories doing dance workouts. Cheryl would often perform this fitness routine, as devised by the bands personal trainer: 30 minutes running on the treadmill. 60 minutes weight training exercises.

Zoe Saldana: Instead of only sweating to look good for one big event, Saldana strives to make healthy habits second nature. “After the premiere of Avatar, Steve felt like my training dropped off and he was like, ‘You need to come back.’ He was right, you really have to nurture your body,” she explains. “I have a lot of respect for people who do it, because it’s a lifestyle.”

Rihanna: Rihanna admits her body is the result of “a lot of hard work and a lot of running on the treadmill.” Carbs are the enemy but if I go three days without them, I start getting weak. If my trainer had her way, I’d eat small meals every three hours, but I sometimes only eat once or twice a day. I work out every day but I need a trainer to motivate me – I don’t find it much fun working out on my own.” “Everyone wants to have slim, perfectly-toned legs and I’m the same. I do weights but I don’t want my legs to bulk up so I do a lot of cardio. I’ve lost a lot of weight since I started working out and if I exercise every day for a week, I can drop several pounds. If I diet, I see even faster results.”

Adriana Lima: Exercises 2 hours 6 days a week. Working out should be a part of everybody’s routine,” she says. “I know sometimes you don’t have time — that’s why I love jumping rope, because you can take it with you anywhere and you don’t need to do it, like, one hour. You can do it ten minutes and it’s like 45 minutes of running.”

Amanda Seyfried: “Running a half hour four to five days a week keeps me alright–five days, because I feel guilty when I don’t. I also go to Harley Pasternak’s three times a week, and I love it. He’s fun and we do different things every time. It’s 45 minutes, and he kicks my ass! My legs are really strong, and I feel really great. And I go to my pilates teacher, Nikiko, on the weekends–she’s all about stretching and toning and being long and lean.”

Anna Paquin: “I like to mix things up so I’m not doing the same thing every single day,” she said. She also works out on the elliptical and stationary bike she keeps in her garage. “Let’s face it, gyms aren’t open at four in the morning. So if I can’t do anything else, I can get a perfectly good workout in my garage!”

Miranda Kerr: Miranda spends about four sessions of 75 minutes each at the gym. Her workout is usually a combination of exercises targeting all muscle groups, but which places emphasis on her legs. Thus, Gelband says, Kerr does 30 minutes on her legs, 30 on her core, arms and balance, and 15 minutes on stretching afterwards. To keep her legs lean and toned (and, of course, cellulite-free), Miranda also does a 5-kilometer run and weight work, plus some boxing on the side.

Katy Perry: While Perry admits she hates working out, she stays fit by jumping rope. “I love jumping rope,” she said. “It’s like dancing. I can double jump, I can cross, I can do all of it. I look like Rocky!” “On holidays I eat whatever I feel like,” she told Women’s Health. “But on tour the catering is a lot of grilled chicken—nothing fried. Everything is organic, and I have soy milk. No chips in sight—if they’re in front of you, you eat them.”

Beyoncé: An upper body workout can get boring with all those repetitions, so Knowles added her own twist. “I’ll put on a song that I really like and do [biceps curls with] 5-pound weights the whole song,” she told us. Or, using 3-pound weights, she’ll box for the length of one track. [Doesn't count, everyone knows Beyoncé is a robot.]

Megan Fox: “I’m very lazy. I hire a personal trainer who is supposed to come three times a week. He comes to me – I don’t even have to leave the house. He’ll come to my house and I’ll be lying in the exact same spot he left me in. I’ll be like: ‘Not today! Not today!’” Even though Fox doesn’t like to exercise, she does it in order to keep those flat abs. She starts with 30 minutes of cardio, and then another half an hour of Pilates or cycling to burn some more calories and keep her slim figure.

Oh Yes They Did: Oh No They Didn’t!

She’s pretty, I’ll admit that, but I’m distracted by her vacant stare, uncomfortable posing and the overall uninteresting composition of the image.

I mean, this hasn’t even taken on first stage hotness for me.

I didn’t even think Kristen Stewart appealed to guys; here I thought they all wanted the Megan Foxes and Jessica Albas and other so-called actresses with that va-va-voom (read: slut) factor.

Well, at least Egotastic! and I can agree on one point regarding Ms. Stewart:

“She’s got the bird flipping angry cigarette smoking teen girl angst thing going on, and, let’s be real, that’s annoying.”

Amen, sister.

Link Love/Photo: Egotastic

WINTER GLOW HERE

Even, if these videos are a bit on the lame side, the winter glow is a total thumbs up!

See the video here.

LINK LOVE: Envy

Gabourey Sidibe has a nice smile and all, but what happened to her skin here?! She’s, like, 18 shades lighter than she should be. Are we really living in an age when the Photoshop team feels the need to do this? Good job idiots.

Oh Megan Fox. Meeeeeeeegan Fox. You look like you’re having trouble remembering what to do. Hand on hip, look over here, yes, good girl!

Amanda Seyfried is a lovely girl even if she does stupid movies. I love her in this outfit, she looks adorable. But Elle could have turned those fans down a notch.

Hahahahaha Lauren Conrad, you’re not fooling anyone. How much extra did they pay you to smile? Love the outfit, how much did they pay you to not dress like a hooker for the cover?

Gabourey looks cute, but I feel like this was a bad zoom-crop job. If you going to feature this young lady in your magazine, show her whole body. If you’re afraid to do that, she doesn’t belong on your cover. Lauren looks ridiculous , I just want to give her a buzz cut and call it a day.

Oh my goodness, Amanda and Megan, you both look fucking adorable. Love this 60s mod hair and makeup on Amanda, she looks like a model. And Megan looks lovely after taking off a few coats of eyeliner and giving us a whimsical smile.

What do you think indies? Any questions or comments?

LINK LOVE: Style Frizz

Surprisingly young by powerhouse magazine standards, Elle’s 25th anniversary issue promises to be a pretty good one.  The womenswear magazine is following up their September issue with another big one in October, focusing on 25 women under 25.  With four different covers featuring Amanda Seyfried, Lauren Conrad, Gabourey Sidibe, and Megan Fox, there’s certainly something for everyone.  Jump for more info and a ‘holy abs!!’ moment.Some interview nuggets include Fox on her marriage to older former 90210 hunk Brian Austin Green:

When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes.  It’s like when you’re 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, ‘Do you think I’m stupid?’  They can’t grasp that I’m old enough to be married.

And the more lighthearted story of Precious star Sidibe’s 25th birthday party (which sounds like a blast):

Part of me thought it would be weird if people knew I was a grown-up playing a teenager in Precious. So I had a twenty-first-birthday party. We had drinks and went to a strip club called Shotgun Willie’s.

All in all, it should be a fun issue for the girls and the guys, for those not yet Elle’s age and those reminiscing back to a time when things were easier and you could spend a night out at Shotgun Willie’s.  Be sure to check out the above link for looks at all the covers and more.  Much more.

Megan Fox’s replacement for Transformers 3 is featured in the new Vogue Spain July issue. I just love her doll face!

The sultry hot blue-eyed brunette wore a siren red Giorgio Armani Privé dress to the premiere of her latest film, Jonah Hex.

HOLLYWOOD - JUNE 17: Actress Megan Fox arrives at the Los Angeles Premiere "Jonah Hex" at ArcLight Cinemas Cinerama Dome on June 17, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)

The top has the appearance of being perfectly worn in with intended tears and to add a little edginess a row of heavy metal studs across the right front. We can see that many celebrities are Wildfox fans as Megan Fox was seen wearing it too among others. You can find the hard-to-find Wildfox tee and much more Batyana Boutique. Its available in black in XS, SM & MD. GO TEAM!

Late last week, it was confirmed that Megan Fox would not be the female star in the next Transformers installment. Now, rumors are circulating that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley will take over the Michael Bay directed trilogy. We’re hoping this is true, since it would be the first time the Victoria’s Secret model is spotted on the big screen. Click through for a semi nude gallery of Rosie.

Gallery on Envy.

LINK LOVE: Sun UK

NEW YORK: Model Rosie Huntington poses for a portrait session on November 9. 2009, New York, NY. Cover Image. ON EMBARGO IN SPAIN UNTIL APR 1, 2010. (Photo by Yu Tsai/Contour by Getty Images)

Megan Fox’s public persona seems to only be the tip of the iceberg. A complete industry outcast, here is what she had to say about attending parties, “everyone blows sunshine up everyone else’s ass. I hate receiving compliments; I hate being told I’m talented or people think I’m going to be a movie star. I always feel that it’s forced and fake.” More after the jump…

Check out outtakes from her cover shoot with Greg Kadel at Milk Studios in Los Angeles, plus photos from the actress’s 2008 Allure fashion spread.

For more images and our interview with Fox, pick up the June Issue of Allure, on newsstands May 25.

Gallery on Envy

LINK: Allure.com

Your Foxy-ness covers the June issue of ‘Allure’ magazine

Talks about the blurry topless pictures taken on the set of 'Passion Play' & her dislikes of industry events and compliments

Foxy-Megan

On the topless picture:
“If I knew who took this picture, I would personally cause them harm — physical harm, I’m not a f—ing reality-TV star that’s courting the paparazzi and wants my f—ing picture taken all the time. I’m at my job and I’m trying to play a character and I’m trying to be serious, and this is the sh– that’s happening to me. It makes me furious.”

On Industry events & compliments:
“Everyone blows sunshine up everyone else’s ass. I hate receiving compliments; I hate being told I’m talented or people think I’m going to be a movie star. I always feel that it’s forced and fake.”

Source.

LINK LOVE:Megan Fox Graces ‘Allure’ June Issue

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Megan Fox and Cynthia Nixon both have worn the same red, Martin Grant dress. Who do you like it best on? I think the dress looks good on both of them, but Megan’s shoes a bit too distracting for the dress—therefore my vote goes to Cynthia.

LINK LOVE: Megan Fox: Cosmopolitan Malaysia Cover March 2010

Add Your Own Stories on ENVY The Fashion Network

An outtake of Megan Fox from Harper’s Bazaar April edition.

LINK LOVE: The Superficial

(Three More Pics Inside) Ontheflix.com: Yesterday, Megan Fox’s yearbook pictures became a very hot topic on Google trends. Megan Fox year book picture gets revealed and it looks damn good. As you can see on the left (above), she was just as hot then as she is now

LINK LOVE: Megan Fox’s High School Pictures Trend On Google, Despite Being Around For Months

They’re both gorgeous, both have amazing bodies (thanks to plastics), and both ooze sex appeal! So whose ad for Armani is hotter? You tell us.

While I do love the underwear clad adventures of the Beckhams, I can’t fight the fact that in a fight for sexual supremacy, Megan Fox would kick both the stick thin Posh and the primly dyed David asses. This bitch is bightin!!! More photos from the steamy shoot after the jump.

The first advertising campaigns featuring Megan Fox, for both Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans, were shot on location in Los Angeles by renowned fashion photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, and will roll out starting from February around the world in fashion and lifestyle magazines and on signature billboards in major cities such as New York, Los Angeles, London, Milan, Rome, Paris and Tokyo.

Giorgio Armani said, “Megan is young and sexy and has a lot of spirit. Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans are all about a youthful attitude making her the perfect choice for the collections.”

More images are available starting from today exclusively to Emporio Armani fans on our official Facebook page ARMANI.

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I personally would have voted Kristen Stewart, but after seeing Jennifer’s Body last night, they might be tied!

LINK LOVE: PopCrunch

Life & Style decided to the cast of Jersey Shore celebrity makeovers: Sammi and Ronnie as the new Brangelina, Sexy ‘J-Woww’ as Megan Fox, Mike gets into a Jake Gyllenhaal ’situation,’ Snooki is a mini Kim Kardashian, Vinny dresses as Justin Timberlake, and Pauly D has Taylor Lautner’s style.

LINK LOVE: Just Jared

Below is our list of the hottest women of the year 2009, they are not in any order, and I don’t think any or them will surprise you, after all what’s Hot is HOT!

1. Olivia Wilde: best known for her role as ‘hot bisexual chick’ on House.

2. Blake Lively: every time we see her, her hair gets blonder and hemline gets shorter.

3. Miranda Kerr: if I was Orland Bloom, I’d hold on real tight!

4. Doutzen Kroes: a Victoria’s Secret model that is a flame above the rest.

5. Zoe Saldana: need I say anything?

6. Eva Mendes: you know you’re hot when your ad gets taken down twice!

7.  Beyonce: the perfect women.

8. Megan Fox: a great example of how plastic surgery can make anyone famous!

9. Gisele Bundchen: even prego she’s one of the most beautiful women.

10. Emmanuelle Chriqui: oh Sloan!

** FILE ** In this Dec. 9, 2007 file photo, actress Megan Fox arrives at the Hollywood Live Magazine's 7th annual Breakthrough of the Year Awards in the Hollywood area of Los Angeles. Fox is the sexiest woman in the world, according to FHM magazine. The "Transformers" co-star tops FHM's annual 100 Sexiest Women in the World poll of FHM readers. FHM said nearly 9 million votes were cast for the 14th edition of the annual poll. (AP Photo/Gus Ruelas, file)

Italian designer Antonio Berardi, whose clients include Victoria Beckham, Megan Fox, Amber Rose, Eva Mendes and Gwyneth Paltrow, declined an offer from GaGa to collaborate. “I was approached to design a clothing range with Lady GaGa but I knocked it back because I wasn’t interested in someone whose music is meaningless,” Berardi said. Funny, considering how useless Amber Rose is!

LINK LOVE: ICYDK

#3346096 Lady GaGa left hotel Phoenix in Copenhagen, Denmark July 31, 2009 in a breath taking outfit with a purple beehive hairstyle. Lady GaGa is not shy about wearing ridiculous outfits or showing the world her goods. She signs a few autographs for a few fans in a skin toned leotard and a white blazer while trying to balance the large beehive on he head and does a great job at it. Fame Pictures, Inc - Santa Monica, CA, USA - +1 (310) 395-0500

Do we hate Megan Fox cuz she’s beautiful? Are we really that jealous and petty? What do you guys think?

LINK LOVE: jezebel

How did you feel about her performance? I’m refusing to comment on my true thoughts about Megan Fox…

LINK LOVE: Livejournal

“There are so many young girls that get tied into this old, super-glammed up look because it’s safe. I look at girls like Megan Fox and think, God, you’re not 35. Come on. Have fun! It’s the people that make those lists that I’m most interested in, because they are wearing something that’s thought-provoking.”

LINK LOVE

Megan Fox covers the October issue of Rolling Stone Magazine.

Thanks Just Jared

In an interview with cast mate Johnny Simmons about their new film Jennifer’s Body, National Lampoon doesn’t care about anything but Hotel For Dogs, and asks Megan Fox if she can put a bag over her head. Not to rag on her, but this was probably one of the best Megan Fox interviews I’ve ever seen…because it isn’t about her.

LINK LOVE: Livejournal

Derek Blasberg reports: “Word on the casting couch is that [Fox] is taking over the [Armani] fragrance campaign for Beyonce, AND the fashion campaign also. This, after a Fox bidding war with none other than Versace.”

Via Fashionologie

Megan Fox gets the glam treatment in this new spread from Wonderland Magazine. On a side, can we get this girl to play Wonder Woman instead of Catwoman? I’d appreciate her in American booty shorts over latex anyday.

Find more photos like this on CULTINDIE

LINK LOVE: http://www.ohlalamag.com/en/2009/09/megan-fox-by-mariano-vivanco-for-wonderland-magazine.html

Image via Just Jared

“I feel much safer with girls, so I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss,” the 23-year-old actress tells MTV News.

LINK: US News

We just got wind that Megan Fox is set to play the new Catwoman. Who do you think will do it best, Megan Fox, Halle Berry, Michelle Pfeiffer, or Julie Newmar?

Rumors have hit the internet that Megan Fox will play Catwoman in the next Batman movie. Thoughts?

LINK LOVE: Gawker

This may be the most random QUEST we’ve posted on the site, but there is clearly a good reason behind it. Earlier today Daniel and I got in an argument over who is hotter, and well it has caused a rift in the office. The cool (and clearly logical) kids of the office, Hillary and myself, are going with Anne Hathaway, due mostly to that fact that we are choosing natural beauty over plastic surgery.

Daniel and Rebecca (due to marriage Rebecca is forced to agree with him) chose Megan Fox because apparently “she defines sex.” My rebuttal, plastic surgery can make anyone hot!

So let’s hear it indies Hathaway or Fox? You know where our hearts are set.