Oh, Drew. I know you think your celebrity status is high enough to give you the right to leave home in just about anything, but you are terribly mistaken. Combat boots, your boyfriend’s t-shirt and a bed-sheet are not elements of a cool and/or edgy outfit. You look ridiculous. Get a grip on yourself. 

Thanks Just Jared!

Both Kate and and Emma look fabulous in Rodarte at the Rodarte private dinner party held at London’s Harvey Nichol.

Katie Perry rocked a sushi manicure at the 2009 MTV Japan Music Awards.

What do you guys think of this look? Yay or Nay?

Me: “Seriously, I want to know what the theme of this party was, because everyone is dressed ridiculous”

Rebecca: “Douchebags. The theme was douchbag.”

The only thing I’m okay with from Kelis is that hair. It’s cool hair, but you’re 29. Maybe 10 years ago I would’ve praised you for this, but right now I’ll just say…really?  I’m also not exactly sure why everyone is dressed so weird at this event, and I know you think your “milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,” but you’re going to be a mom now, put a bra on.

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Inside joke, but last year, Daniel made a tee that literally said ‘Daniel Saynt wears his name on his shirt to get attention.’

Although I have no idea what’s going on with her hair, Rihanna looks good, especially considering she just got off a plane (I know whenever I’m at the airport, I look like shit).  She’s even got a gun around her neck in case anyone tries to mess with her (…too soon?) I really like her jacket, and the glasses are awesome.

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I can’t really call this a WTF because there is nothing horrible about this outfit, but there’s also nothing thrilling.  I do like her pants, but I’m really over the Ray Ban glasses and houndstooth scarf, and think the shoes are a little weird…the color is alright, but is that a flower or…what?

SOURCE: Jezebel

Lady Gaga goes shopping, and takes Yahoo’s The Tread with her…

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Well, maybe not so much, but you could do with a lot worse when comparing the chi-chi Eurotrash glitz of the Cannes carpets to the gum-snapping pop trash eyebleed that is the MTV Movie Award red carpet. Why compare the two? Because it’s fun, that’s why, and it’s fashion, bitches–all’s fair, no matter if you’re a Teen Sensation or Serious Independent Actor. Let’s kick things off with Cannes, shall we?

Palme d’Or

Cannes is so random, it kills me. At least with MTV it’s the same sucky group of individuals you expect to show up and look fugly, but here we have Elizabeth Banks, Asia Argento and Natasha Poly, all in some serious sparkles and all looking fan-fucking-tastic. Elizabeth Banks–I don’t know how or when you did it, but you somehow went from the “There’s something wrong with her underpants” horny bookseller chick from 40 Year-Old Virgin to a serious red carpet contender with relative ease and incredible flair. That dress is a.maz.ing. Fits like a glove and yet somehow does not look trashy or overwrought; the long, loose hair is a great throwback to old school Hollywood (eat it, Europe!); and the bold accessories add the just the right eccentric touch that’s expected at Cannes. And I never really know what to make of Asia Argento, but she looks surprisingly comfortable in what was possibly my favorite piece from this season’s Armani Prive in way that tells you she was born to wear incredible clothing and look awesome while doing so. And Natasha Poly? She’s a fucking model, of course she looks perfect. A little on the uncomfortably thin side for me, but maybe that’s just her body type. The classic red lip and bare face paired with that dazzling dress are what really did me in. Quirky, glamorous, gorgeous: that’s what Cannes is made of.

Read the Rest…

SOURCE: Red Carpet Revue: A Tale of Two Carpets

I couldn’t decide if this was a WTF!?! moment or a style moment, because I’m okay with everything about this outfit with exception to the bright yellow cardigan…This isn’t the 90s Jonathan, put it in your bag (which is fabulous, by the way).  Other than the sunshine, I don’t have anything to complain about.

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Or when nobody’s checking for you and all you’ve got to your credit is a few forgettable magazine spreads and a catchy-turned-kitschy song, dress yourself in lame, impractical costumes that will inevitably catch someone’s attention and allow you to cling to your 15 minutes of fame just a little bit longer. Katy Perry makes for a poor man’s Lady Gaga in this loathsome sushi spread at the MTV Video Music Awards in Japan on Saturday. I guess it’s easier to turn yourself into a spectacle instead of making good music, or doing anything relevant for that matter.

Coco Rocha has left behind her redhead days (for now).  According to a new photo on her blog, Coco has gone black.  Her face is the kind of blank model palette that’s perfect for pulling off just about any look.  I’d really like to see her as a platinum blond next.  

And I’m trying to ignore the “curtains-matching-the-drapes” questions in the blog post’s comments.

This is a subtle look for Lady Gaga, and I’m actually a fan…besides that tape on her boobs…seriously, why? Were there holes your dress that you’re trying to cover up? It reminds me of when Lindsay Lohan tries to punk Rachel McAdams in Mean Girls by cutting holes in her shirt, only to turn it into a big trend.  The Lady looks pretty classy otherwise, and although the studded motorcycle gloves are a bit crazy, I like them.

On a side note, I think she’s getting out of a minivan. hahaha.

SOURCE: Jezebel

Instead of bashing you all separately, I decided to create a giant post after visiting the MTV website and realizing that so many celebrities have no fashion knowledge, at all. 

Miley Cyrus: Boring, the wardrobe in Hannah Montana The Movie was fabulous, why couldn’t you snag a dress from there? And wtf is going on with the front of that dress?

Lauren Conrad: You can really pull of that ‘California’ look, stick with that. You have a really good body, don’t hide it under that poufy skirt…and is that tie-dye, or is it just me?

Megan Fox: WTF is going on with your hair?! I’m not even going to comment on the tattoo, but her forehead is too big to wear her hair like that, which is completely beside the fact that that hairstyle looks like you forgot to wash the conditioner out of your hair.

Zac Efron: Get a haircut, hopefully something a bit like Link in Hairspray, you were hot in that movie.

JC Chasez: You almost had it, I really like this outfit, but the scarf? Really? It looks ridiculous, it doesn’t make sense..at all.

Miranda Cosgrove: I love you, I love iCarly, but that dress (and those shoes) do NOT work for you. Did you get this out of your mom’s closet?

Kirsten Stewart: I already bashed you today, I don’t care anymore

Robert Pattinson: You’re so attractive, but seriously, have you ever heard of an iron?

I’m sure I’ll get some hate comments for this huge bash, but seriously, you saw the pictures, and there were pages and pages more.  Seriously Hollywood, fire your stylists.

See the rest at MTV.com

Is she seriously wearing that?  Lets start with how rough her hair looks…you aren’t living in that small vampire town anymore, THIS IS AN AWARDS SHOW.  Second, that Spiderman dress…um…? Maybe it would’ve been okay if it wasn’t fire-engine red and didn’t have that weird belt around it.  Finally, Converse? really? I know that young Hollywood is trying to convince the world that they can wear Converse with their $5,000+ dresses because they’re “too good” for Hollywood and they’re “just like everyone else” even though they make millions doing who knows what, but really…THIS IS AN AWARDS SHOW, suck it up and put on some heels, or at least flats.  You won’t have many more chances to go to awards shows after people realize that your movies aren’t good, so you might as well take advantage of designers handing you anything you want while you still can.

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IMAGE SOURCE: MTV.com

HAHAHA. Thank you World’s Best Ever.  And I agree with them, why on earth is some dude trying to get Steven Tyler to sign a baseball? And is that a feather in his hair?

SOURCE: The World’s Best Ever

Apparently Pink recently got a little annoyed by Kanye’s affinity for wearing fur.  She sat near him at the Stella McCartney show in January, and noted…

Hm. Would you wear some Louis Vuitton logo-embossed Kanye skin? How overpriced would that be?  

Can’t wait for Kanye’s official blog response.

Via INO.

Aside from that dress, she looks gorgeous. Her hair doesn’t look stupid pulled back (i.e. Megan Fox?), her shoes are adorable, her makeup looks good, even her body look amazing.  But what is going on with that weird, bondage dress?  At first, I didn’t think she knew the back was sheer and thought it was one of those ‘oh my god’ moments when a celebrity realizes a camera flash makes their dress sheer, but she doesn’t seem concerned.  Aside from the back looking like you can see her underwear, wtf is going on with those flaps near her hips? You’ve got confidence Leighton Meester, a lot of confidence. 

SOURCE: Livejournal