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Both Kate and and Emma look fabulous in Rodarte at the Rodarte private dinner party held at London’s Harvey Nichol.

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Katie Perry rocked a sushi manicure at the 2009 MTV Japan Music Awards.

What do you guys think of this look? Yay or Nay?

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Me: “Seriously, I want to know what the theme of this party was, because everyone is dressed ridiculous”

Rebecca: “Douchebags. The theme was douchbag.”

The only thing I’m okay with from Kelis is that hair. It’s cool hair, but you’re 29. Maybe 10 years ago I would’ve praised you for this, but right now I’ll just say…really?  I’m also not exactly sure why everyone is dressed so weird at this event, and I know you think your “milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,” but you’re going to be a mom now, put a bra on.

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Inside joke, but last year, Daniel made a tee that literally said ‘Daniel Saynt wears his name on his shirt to get attention.’

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Although I have no idea what’s going on with her hair, Rihanna looks good, especially considering she just got off a plane (I know whenever I’m at the airport, I look like shit).  She’s even got a gun around her neck in case anyone tries to mess with her (…too soon?) I really like her jacket, and the glasses are awesome.

SOURCE: Jezebel

I can’t really call this a WTF because there is nothing horrible about this outfit, but there’s also nothing thrilling.  I do like her pants, but I’m really over the Ray Ban glasses and houndstooth scarf, and think the shoes are a little weird…the color is alright, but is that a flower or…what?

SOURCE: Jezebel

Lady Gaga goes shopping, and takes Yahoo’s The Tread with her…

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Palme d’Or

Cannes is so random, it kills me. At least with MTV it’s the same sucky group of individuals you expect to show up and look fugly, but here we have Elizabeth Banks, Asia Argento and Natasha Poly, all in some serious sparkles and all looking fan-fucking-tastic. Elizabeth Banks–I don’t know how or when you did it, but you somehow went from the “There’s something wrong with her underpants” horny bookseller chick from 40 Year-Old Virgin to a serious red carpet contender with relative ease and incredible flair. That dress is a.maz.ing. Fits like a glove and yet somehow does not look trashy or overwrought; the long, loose hair is a great throwback to old school Hollywood (eat it, Europe!); and the bold accessories add the just the right eccentric touch that’s expected at Cannes. And I never really know what to make of Asia Argento, but she looks surprisingly comfortable in what was possibly my favorite piece from this season’s Armani Prive in way that tells you she was born to wear incredible clothing and look awesome while doing so. And Natasha Poly? She’s a fucking model, of course she looks perfect. A little on the uncomfortably thin side for me, but maybe that’s just her body type. The classic red lip and bare face paired with that dazzling dress are what really did me in. Quirky, glamorous, gorgeous: that’s what Cannes is made of.

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SOURCE: Red Carpet Revue: A Tale of Two Carpets

I couldn’t decide if this was a WTF!?! moment or a style moment, because I’m okay with everything about this outfit with exception to the bright yellow cardigan…This isn’t the 90s Jonathan, put it in your bag (which is fabulous, by the way).  Other than the sunshine, I don’t have anything to complain about.

SOURCE: Jezebel

Or when nobody’s checking for you and all you’ve got to your credit is a few forgettable magazine spreads and a catchy-turned-kitschy song, dress yourself in lame, impractical costumes that will inevitably catch someone’s attention and allow you to cling to your 15 minutes of fame just a little bit longer. Katy Perry makes for a poor man’s Lady Gaga in this loathsome sushi spread at the MTV Video Music Awards in Japan on Saturday. I guess it’s easier to turn yourself into a spectacle instead of making good music, or doing anything relevant for that matter.

Coco Rocha has left behind her redhead days (for now).  According to a new photo on her blog, Coco has gone black.  Her face is the kind of blank model palette that’s perfect for pulling off just about any look.  I’d really like to see her as a platinum blond next.  

And I’m trying to ignore the “curtains-matching-the-drapes” questions in the blog post’s comments.

This is a subtle look for Lady Gaga, and I’m actually a fan…besides that tape on her boobs…seriously, why? Were there holes your dress that you’re trying to cover up? It reminds me of when Lindsay Lohan tries to punk Rachel McAdams in Mean Girls by cutting holes in her shirt, only to turn it into a big trend.  The Lady looks pretty classy otherwise, and although the studded motorcycle gloves are a bit crazy, I like them.

On a side note, I think she’s getting out of a minivan. hahaha.

SOURCE: Jezebel

Instead of bashing you all separately, I decided to create a giant post after visiting the MTV website and realizing that so many celebrities have no fashion knowledge, at all. 

Miley Cyrus: Boring, the wardrobe in Hannah Montana The Movie was fabulous, why couldn’t you snag a dress from there? And wtf is going on with the front of that dress?

Lauren Conrad: You can really pull of that ‘California’ look, stick with that. You have a really good body, don’t hide it under that poufy skirt…and is that tie-dye, or is it just me?

Megan Fox: WTF is going on with your hair?! I’m not even going to comment on the tattoo, but her forehead is too big to wear her hair like that, which is completely beside the fact that that hairstyle looks like you forgot to wash the conditioner out of your hair.

Zac Efron: Get a haircut, hopefully something a bit like Link in Hairspray, you were hot in that movie.

JC Chasez: You almost had it, I really like this outfit, but the scarf? Really? It looks ridiculous, it doesn’t make sense..at all.

Miranda Cosgrove: I love you, I love iCarly, but that dress (and those shoes) do NOT work for you. Did you get this out of your mom’s closet?

Kirsten Stewart: I already bashed you today, I don’t care anymore

Robert Pattinson: You’re so attractive, but seriously, have you ever heard of an iron?

I’m sure I’ll get some hate comments for this huge bash, but seriously, you saw the pictures, and there were pages and pages more.  Seriously Hollywood, fire your stylists.

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Is she seriously wearing that?  Lets start with how rough her hair looks…you aren’t living in that small vampire town anymore, THIS IS AN AWARDS SHOW.  Second, that Spiderman dress…um…? Maybe it would’ve been okay if it wasn’t fire-engine red and didn’t have that weird belt around it.  Finally, Converse? really? I know that young Hollywood is trying to convince the world that they can wear Converse with their $5,000+ dresses because they’re “too good” for Hollywood and they’re “just like everyone else” even though they make millions doing who knows what, but really…THIS IS AN AWARDS SHOW, suck it up and put on some heels, or at least flats.  You won’t have many more chances to go to awards shows after people realize that your movies aren’t good, so you might as well take advantage of designers handing you anything you want while you still can.

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HAHAHA. Thank you World’s Best Ever.  And I agree with them, why on earth is some dude trying to get Steven Tyler to sign a baseball? And is that a feather in his hair?

SOURCE: The World’s Best Ever

Apparently Pink recently got a little annoyed by Kanye’s affinity for wearing fur.  She sat near him at the Stella McCartney show in January, and noted…

Hm. Would you wear some Louis Vuitton logo-embossed Kanye skin? How overpriced would that be?  

Can’t wait for Kanye’s official blog response.

Via INO.

Aside from that dress, she looks gorgeous. Her hair doesn’t look stupid pulled back (i.e. Megan Fox?), her shoes are adorable, her makeup looks good, even her body look amazing.  But what is going on with that weird, bondage dress?  At first, I didn’t think she knew the back was sheer and thought it was one of those ‘oh my god’ moments when a celebrity realizes a camera flash makes their dress sheer, but she doesn’t seem concerned.  Aside from the back looking like you can see her underwear, wtf is going on with those flaps near her hips? You’ve got confidence Leighton Meester, a lot of confidence. 

SOURCE: Livejournal

I don’t care what anyone has to say, I love the Olsen twins and I always will.  Those boots are awesome, in addition to the jacket. It’s good to see Mary-Kate wearing something that isn’t a blanket for once, or fur.  The only think I’m not crazy about is that bag…I’m not really sure what’s going on there.

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I don’t know what is worse, Pam’s blindingly blinged out bodysuit, or what she was wearing to cover that up outside.  I think it’s getting to be the time where this Baywatch babe is a little washed up.

SOURCE: Livejournal

Whoa. Seriously, whoa. I guess really anyone can have their own fashion line, even Cloris Leachman.  And I know you’re wondering where you can get it from, ClorisLine. You’re welcome.

SOURCE: Jezebel

I’m a fan of Robert Pattinson, I’m fascinated by that disheveled hair and adorably handsome face. For some reason, I am really, really surprised that he has abs?  Maybe he’s been working out so he can kick some werewolf ass in the next Twilight movie?

SOURCE: Jezebel

If you’re going to wear sunglasses when it isn’t sunny in hopes that people won’t recognize you (as if they wouldn’t have in that white hair), when why on earth would you carry a bag with your name on it?  Are you trying to be ironic Karl? Maybe designers are trying to start a trend by carrying their own bags…err…personalized bags.

SOURCE: Stylefrizz

I know that guys wearing girls clothes is a huge trend right now, and has been a huge trend for a long time. I know tons of guys that wear girls jeans (I have a friend who stole a pair of my jeans…a guy friend),  and sure, there are still guys out there that think they look better in eyeliner than I do, but really Adam Lambert?  Performance calls for different attire than a regular day, and I know he wants to look like a real “rock star,” but I’m sorry, I can’t get over those mud-colored platform boots. And metal angel wings (or whatever the hell those are)? He’s been said to be the male-version of Lady Gaga, but this look really isn’t new. Just go to a suburban mall and wait outside of Hot Topic, or a nightclub on Industrial Night.  Sorry if you love this look, as I’m sure many girls, and guys, will soon have his posters plastered all over their walls.  I’ll admit the one on the left isn’t that bad, but I am not too crazy about a guy that spends more time getting ready, and getting into his flared (ew)  jeans, than I do.

SOURCE: New York Fashion

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The messy hawk is trickling down into mainstream, and now that Kingston did it, we’ll be seeing more of this do on the streets..

30983, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Monday May 18 2009. Gwen Stefani and her son Kingston sport matching funky hairdos as they leave "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" in Hollywood. Gwen was performing live on the show with her band, No Doubt. Kingston is just days away from his 3rd birthday. Photograph: © Greg Tidwell, PacificCoastNews.com **FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE*** UK OFFICE: +44 131 557 7760/7761 US OFFICE: 1 310 261 9676

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Remember Robert Pattinson? The one that attracted the millions of screaming girls for his act as the all-time hottie in twilight? Well, it’s safe to say that this vampire wasn’t always as “studly” as most people think. Check out Mr. Pattinson before he hit puberty. Ah yes, such glory in those preteen years!

Yesterday Amber Rose Twittered this photo — apparently Madonna got all up on her butt at last week’s Met gala.   I just hope this isn’t the “Before” picture of anything that went on later that night.  

And I probably don’t want to know where Jesus Luz is.

“Basically, here’s my whole thing, Unless I’m dressed to the nines all the time, all the time in my life, from head to toe in the best possible gear, then I’m not happy at all.”

 -Shia LaBeouf

Really? Shia, do you know what “dressed to the nines” means?!  You look like you’re off to your first day of 5th grade in this shot.

Linkage: INO.

Hugs and Disses,

Daniel Saynt

Considering all her recent topless, beer belly shots its amazing that Kate Moss was able to vomit up enough cocaine boogers to squeeze into this gold thingy. Seriously though, have you seen her naked lately, it’s like she went from model to mom. I hate to say I miss Pete Doherty, but at least he kept the girl thin.

Sidenote to Marc. Dating a hot Brazilian hombre does not make you a hot Brazilian hombre by association. One more shade of brown and you’ll just about burn the jew out of you and well officially start calling you Valentino Jr.

I only enjoy looking at Anna Wintour when she’s standing next to her hot step-daughter Bee. This editor seriously needs to consider a new look cause she’s getting grannylicious on us. You were the shit in 2007, now you’re just shit. Get something done immediately cause your magazine is just bleeding ink right now and there’s nothing exciting about it. Just a thought from one editor to another.

P.S. Can we get more tits in American Vogue? Paris Vogue is getting way to expensive on the monthly.

Dear Jessica Biel,

Justin looks like a total douche. Please call me.917-450-5238.

Hugs and Disses,

Daniel Saynt

Wait, was this year’s theme “Bridge and Tunnel” or “Jersey”? It’s so hard to tell.

In Malowi wearing Playboy bunny ears above the age of 30 is equivalent to assassinating the president. Just thought you should know.

WARNING: Getting slapped around by your man will turn you butch. Spread the word.

HOLY FUCK, Fran Dresher still gets invited to SHIT!!!

KKK robes are SOOO much more stylish nowadays.

Brillo Pad + Sheet Metal + Helena Bonhan Carter  =  Mary-Kate Olsen

HOLY FUCK, Kirsten Dunst still gets invited to SHIT!!!

Last week I was walking my dog Foxy and she spit from her ass a giant, steaming pile of what Tyra Banks has on her head.

Ivanka Tafetta Trump.

Andre Leon Tally looks like he’s part of some super secret society like The Skulls or that one from Eyes Wide Shut Gossip Girl expect instead of accepting members based on their status and cool, they only accept fat asses who wear muumuu’s to cover up their jelly rolls.

SIDENOTE: How many desperate gay interns to you think fit under that thing?

Nothing says “NOTICE ME” better than wearing a wedding dress to the gala.

Great job Elizabeth Hurley on not seeming at all desperate.

SIDENOTE: How many desperate pr interns do you think fit under that thing?

Straw hat and drawstring dress pants?!? Yup, the theme was definitely “Jersey”.

SIDENOTE: How many of Seals babies do you think fit under that thing?

LINKAGE: Met Costume Gala: Highlights [Photo Gallery]

RuPaul Charles, otherwise known as just RuPaul, was spotted in the West Village yesterday without any of the usual RuPaulness…

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Realizing that his rancid ass munching breath was too much to handle Heidi insisted in her prenup that Spencer wears this mask to hide his shit eating grin. She’s wearing hers to protect from swine flu.*

This is exactly how I love Zac, on the street and carefree!

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Mary-Kate Olsen enjoyed the New York heat this weekend on a bike ride with boyfriend Nate Lowman. People matched up an image of a pedaling MK in windblown hair, layered necklaces, and Lennon-style sunglasses, with an eerily similar image of Ozzy Osbourne.  

Prince of Darkness vs Fashion Princess.  Who rocks the look better?

Apparently, tattoos are not as acceptable as we think, Good Charlotte front man Joel Madden was refused service by British Air until he covered his tats with a long sleeved shirt.

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Apparently, the 80s were not just about underground parties, at least not for Gavin. He supposedly had a male gay lover, which In Touch is claiming to have looked a lot like Gwen.

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Men everywhere are embracing thigh revealing cutoffs in record number. The stylish trend is even hitting the down and dirty streets of Williamsburg and Lower East Side, New York, where the hairy legged kings of NYC are taking the chance to display their daddy long legs to all who are willing to watch. Calling themselves “Never Nudes”, this new class of hipster is truely confusing this hell out of me. Is it that they don’t like being naked or do the pants come off at the end of the day. If anyone know what this is about, please contact us and let us know what it’s all about (and where can I get me a good pair of them teeny jeans).

UPDATE:

Seems like the never nude thing was started with this dude.

Someone said he was a doctor on some reality show about the housing market but then he got arrested. More pictures of hipsters rocking the cutoffs.

Is it just me or does he look exactly the same as he did in Gladiator? Which kinda defeats the point of him being Robin Hood…

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I have fallen in love with Robbie ever since Iron Man, and if it’s possible, just fell a bit more in love after seeing this spread, in which he looks oh so jummy. So excited for Iron Man duo and Sherlock Holmes.

We just had to…

LINKAGE:  Perez Hilton

This is definitely one for the PhotoshopDisasters…

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Never thought I’d write a ‘moment of style’ on Jacko…

Here’s Micheal wearing a women’s Balmain crystal encrusted zepra top from Spring 09 collection by Christophe Decarnin. Doesn’t actually bother me that it’s women’s, I think that’s mightly androgenous of him. Now if he was wearing the open front pants, that would be a different story.

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After the South Park episode that parodied him aired,  Kanye West took to his blog to address it:

“SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT’S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME…I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS…I’M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW.”
I especially like the part where he promises to make some ‘DOPE PRODUCT.’

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It’s called Tim Whitby. I don’t know where it came from but after three hours of attempting to flush it down the toilet after I squashed it with my size 14 trainers, it decided it wasn’t dead and attempted to disco dance with me. Fortunately, the window was open so I chucked it out to enjoy a four story faceplant. True story.
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LINKAGE: Seemingly Innocuous Event Brings Out Seemingly Ridiculous Clothes [The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly]

Hard partying and not shutting his mouth for Crawford’s Fish Sticks  finally caught up to Chuck Bass. In Touch Weekly reports,

“Ed has been gaining a lot of weight — not just around the waist, but throughout his whole body,” said an on-set source. “First, the costume department had to buy him new, bigger pants. Then, his shirts and jackets got way too snug. The costumers even requested that producers talk to Ed — they don’t want Chuck to be fat!”

I knew he was sucking his cheeks in when he talked, but I guess now he needs to suck in his gut.

LINKAGE: Chunklard Ed Westwick needs to be refitted for new costumes

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04-02-09 Hamburg, Germany Singer Pink performs at her concert at the Color Line Arena in Hamburg, Germany. NON-EXCLUSIVE PIX by Flynet ©2009 818-307-4813 Nicolas

04-02-09 Hamburg, Germany Singer Pink performs at her concert at the Color Line Arena in Hamburg, Germany. NON-EXCLUSIVE PIX by Flynet ©2009 818-307-4813 Nicolas

04-02-09 Hamburg, Germany Singer Pink performs at her concert at the Color Line Arena in Hamburg, Germany. NON-EXCLUSIVE PIX by Flynet ©2009 818-307-4813 Nicolas

“Combs have been on the scene ever since humans had hair on his head. which is quite sometime? the date perhaps goes beyond the time of the old stone age. man being man and not a lion would not be content to let his mane run wild and free. so he had to find some ways to tame it. first on the list of combing operations must have been the use of fingers. so in a way the fingers are the first combs of history. today, combs are universal and no corner of the globe is without it.”

FYI: I do not take responsibility for Kanye’s grammar mistakes.

LINKAGE: Kanye’s blog

The secret is OUT! This is the reason actors seem so tall on the big screen, cuz sometimes you see a celeb in a coffee shop and wonder why they only come up to your waist. They wear heals! And no one ever knows…

LINKAGE: Dlisted

-Robert Pattinson, explaining his magical, undead hair.

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