ANOTHER DAILY DOUCHE

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We just had to…

WTF Is This?

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This is definitely one for the PhotoshopDisasters…

MOMENT OF STYLE: Micheal Jackson

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Never thought I’d write a ‘moment of style’ on Jacko…

Here’s Micheal wearing a women’s Balmain crystal encrusted zepra top from Spring 09 collection by Christophe Decarnin. Doesn’t actually bother me that it’s women’s, I think that’s mightly androgenous of him. Now if he was wearing the open front pants, that would be a different story.

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QUOTABLE: Kanye West Has Feelings, Talks South Park

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After the South Park episode that parodied him aired,  Kanye West took to his blog to address it:

“SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT’S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME…I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS…I’M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW.”
I especially like the part where he promises to make some ‘DOPE PRODUCT.’

LINKAGE: ICYDK

STREET ZEROES: Lady Gaga Must Be Pissed Someone Stole Her Look

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It’s called Tim Whitby. I don’t know where it came from but after three hours of attempting to flush it down the toilet after I squashed it with my size 14 trainers, it decided it wasn’t dead and attempted to disco dance with me. Fortunately, the window was open so I chucked it out to enjoy a four story faceplant. True story.
[Images via Getty]

LINKAGE: Seemingly Innocuous Event Brings Out Seemingly Ridiculous Clothes [The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly]

Ed Westwick To Chunk for Gossip Girl

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Hard partying and not shutting his mouth for Crawford’s Fish Sticks  finally caught up to Chuck Bass. In Touch Weekly reports,

“Ed has been gaining a lot of weight — not just around the waist, but throughout his whole body,” said an on-set source. “First, the costume department had to buy him new, bigger pants. Then, his shirts and jackets got way too snug. The costumers even requested that producers talk to Ed — they don’t want Chuck to be fat!”

I knew he was sucking his cheeks in when he talked, but I guess now he needs to suck in his gut.

LINKAGE: Chunklard Ed Westwick needs to be refitted for new costumes

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WTF!?! Pink #fashionfail

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I’ve seen some bad concert attire in my day, but Pink’s current show garb is some of the worst to date. I’m all for the outfits matching the album theme (Britney Spears current Circus tour), but this is taking the rocker vibe in the wrong direction. Pink might be a self proclaimed “rock-star” but she’s looking a bit more like a porn-star and a transvestite. Sure, there are different types of rocker looks (KISS, Ozzy Osbourne, Aerosmith and Hannah Montana to name a few), but I’m thinking some midriff bearing top, leather hip huggers and a studded platforms would have been the wiser choice.

Thanks Hollywoodtuna!

QUOTABLE: Kanye West

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“Combs have been on the scene ever since humans had hair on his head. which is quite sometime? the date perhaps goes beyond the time of the old stone age. man being man and not a lion would not be content to let his mane run wild and free. so he had to find some ways to tame it. first on the list of combing operations must have been the use of fingers. so in a way the fingers are the first combs of history. today, combs are universal and no corner of the globe is without it.”

FYI: I do not take responsibility for Kanye’s grammar mistakes.

LINKAGE: Kanye’s blog

Robert Downey Jr. Takes Advice From Marc Jacobs, Wears Heels

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The secret is OUT! This is the reason actors seem so tall on the big screen, cuz sometimes you see a celeb in a coffee shop and wonder why they only come up to your waist. They wear heals! And no one ever knows…

LINKAGE: Dlisted

QUOTABLES: Robert Pattinson

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-Robert Pattinson, explaining his magical, undead hair.

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