Daniel Saynt Attempts to Pull a Princess Puckerface

Edited by Saynt

Micha Barton has decided to stop eating until someone buys one of her shitty handbags. At least that’s my guess.

Seriously, eat something, immediately.

I’m sorry about making fun of your flabby cellulite ass attack, but sucking in your cheeks to appear like a starved third world child won’t get Madonna to adopt your brokeness so quit it. 

Hugs and Disses,

Daniel Saynt