Michael Jackson, The World’s Most Famous Child Molesting Pedophile, Dead at 50

Edited by Saynt

My mom called me this morning cause she was pissed that I’m such a jaded jerk that I would dishonor the legacy that was Michael Jackson by mentioning the fact that he raped children. I’m not someone that’s often affected by the media, someone who believes everything he reads, someone who would assume a kid is always telling the truth. I understand that most of the cases against him were speculation, that he was never found guilty of his crimes, but I find it strange that someone would not imagine that there was some level of truth to the accusations.

This was a man who was okay with children sharing his bed, someone who felt there was nothing wrong with having “adult” relationships with children, someone who created a massive amusement park at his home to welcome all the children in, a person who would pay parents off to keep things quite, a person who hired OJ Simpsons lawyer and needed over a million dollars in legal fees just to get acquitted, someone who couldn’t explain why a child could possibly identify the exact shape, curvature and mole placement of his private parts. Yeah, let’s all praise the great performer, the great musician, the great molester.

Some say it’s about the music, about the videos, about the “art”. Please. He came out with some great hits. Big flipping deal!!! The dude was a complete nutcase who had physically destroyed his face in some ill conceived attempt to reach perfection. With no grasp of his falling celebrity he dangled his baby from windows, met the brink of bankruptsy, and kept his own kids in masks to protect them from the outside world. He was our shared freakshow and we loved him for it, so much so that we’re all ready to forget the negatives and embrace the positive, 20 fairly danceable songs and a legacy of creapyness.

I’m just waiting for the paternity test at this point, let’s prove he’s not the father and get those kids as far away as possible from the media circus that will most likely be their lives if someone doesn’t step in. I also feel horible for the Jackson family as I’m sure this is impacting them greatly. If you’re a Jackson fan, don’t take this personal, as I myself am also a fan of his music, I own all the music, can moonwalk and I’ve seen Thriller more times than I can remember, of course him as a person is a completely different story and I think it’s important not to fall into the hype as I’m sure we’ve all only seen just the tip of the iceberg of illegal activities this god of men has been involved with. Anyways those are my thoughts on this whole thing, I’m sure most of you disagree, but hell, I’d be too.