Life, Love and Laundry: The Situation’s Guide to Everything

Lester Brathwaite — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 16:53:21 +0000

Mike “The Situtation” Sorrentino can write. And he wrote a book. And he can write. I’m still on that first bit of information, but if you need any help getting it in with some hot guidettes, keep reading.

The Situation, if anything, is well-versed in the art of genade jumping and he extols the virtues of that double-bagged (one for her head, one for yours) vixen:

“The best sex is often with a grenade — because she’s so grateful.”

Yes, grateful like the dogs they are. Mike always makes sure to pet the grenade and give the grenade a treat after smoosh smoosh. A treat that she won’t be able to get rid of for 3-6 months.

Although he is a man’s man (no homo), he is not afraid to get in touch with his feminine side:

“Chicks do dig guys with shaved legs . . . maybe they’re into the Michael Phelps look.”

I think I’d like a spa day with The Situation. just he and I, getting our legs shaved, our bikini zones waxed (I like the Gisele), our hairs did, a mani-ped, all while dishing over cosmos and bellinis about all the hot chicks we’re going to bang later that night.

And to prove he’s someone you wouldn’t mind taking home to your mother, The Situation even has a nightly prayer:

“God grant me the stamina to satisfy hot chicks, the courage to deny grenades, and the wisdom to know the difference.”

That’s similar to my nightly prayer:

“Dear Gaga, please grant me the stamina to survive another season of The Jersey Shore, the courage to pull off a Snooki bump and the wisdom to avoid any of their endorsed clothing lines.”

A. Men.

LINK LOVE: Page Six

GQ Forgot Daniel Saynt!

Corey Moran — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:39:43 +0000

Here are some of the covers and spreads for the GQ Men of the Year issues. Unfortunately Daniel Saynt was not chosen to be a man of the year based mostly on the fact that having a soul is one of the main criteria, and well Daniel traded that away along time ago.

Thanks to The Fashionisto for the images.

Fashion Fucks: Michael Phelps

Saynt — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:03:51 +0000

Michael Phelps is one half fish/ one half late 90′s Jersey doucher. I didn’t even know this kind of dress was allowed outside of Hoboken. Come on Mike, you couldn’t just keep the Ralph Lauren outfit on?

Michael Phelps Rocks Pornstache

Lauren Garroni — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:04:38 +0000

Michael Phelps has grown a 1970′s style pornstache just in time for Olympics.

No words….

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Life, Love and Laundry: The Situation’s Guide to Everything

GQ Forgot Daniel Saynt!

Fashion Fucks: Michael Phelps

Michael Phelps Rocks Pornstache