Wow.

Gizmodo is reporting that Barack Obama may have worn a bullet-proof suit during his little parade on Tuesday. Not just a vest, but the whole suit!

I can’t find any official confirmation, but it makes sense.

The rumor mills are saying that Obama may have sported a design by Miguel Caballero, a Colombian bulletproof apparel line. Called “the Armani of bulletproof apparel,” Caballero’s “high security fashion” finds loyal customers in ”Presidents, State Leaders, Dignitaries, Top Executives, Businessmen, Diplomats, and those who demand maximum discretion, comfort, and flexibility.”  And the suits are lightweight!

That’ll keep your inaugural balls safe!

But please, don’t get delusional. If you don’t own a multi-million dollar estate where others can reap the benefits and you aren’t some high falutin  political figure, chances are that nobody wants to kill you. Ok, so you’re not as high on the food chain as you may think, but at least it will save you $7000 on bulletproof coat! 

For those of you who still think you are “special” enough to own bulletproof clothing, remember these few things.

-A bulletproof tuxedo isn’t going to save you from a rocket-launcher. Bulletproof or not, you’re a goner.

-If you get shot in the face, it isn’t Miguel Caballero’s problem. 

Thanks Buzzfeed and NY Times!