Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis look quite respectable at the ballet, but pretty soon you’ll see them getting hot and heavy in their new movie Black Swan. The two will engage in a little girl-on-girl in the upcoming movie about battling ballerinas. Calendar. Marked. NOW.

Cutie pie Mila Kunis looks hot in the latest spread for Details (Tom Brady is the cover boy).

I did not realize that people were still wearing this bag, it’s sooo last year…The I’m Not a Douche Bag Bag is soo much cooler.

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In anticipation for the release of Forgetting Sarah Marshall on DVD, I decided to remind everyone of how good Mila Kunis looks. She must be pulling in a lot of dough because she is looking much better than she used to, and it is apparent she realised that looking like a hippie on That 70’s Show isn’t in style and got herself a stylist. From bell bottoms to Stella McCartney, Mila has stepped her game up. Be sure to check out Forgetting Sarah Marshall if you haven’t already, I nearly peed my pants it was so funny. However, I can hear Mila talk without picturing Meg Griffin from Family Guy, and she needs to break up with that Michael Jackson fondling Mccauley Culkin.

Thanks Just Jared for the pics

Who the hell made this the default photo for hot young starlets in Hollywood? Got Lohan? Bring out the chair. Doing a shoot with Alba? Grab the chair. O’Donnell’s in the building? Quick hide the fucking chair!!!

Boo to GQ for being so fucking unoriginal on this recent shoot with Mila Kunis.  I really think you should a) fire your photographer, b) stop thinking this is a sexy pose, and c) head to the house of the  photographer you just fired and slam him over the head with this chair.  Of course, if this was your decision (which it most likely was) then you guys are idiots for thinking this constitutes a proper spread in any magazine.