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Christian Audgier Throws A Super Skanky Sixteen!

Christian Audgier had a party for his daughter’s sweet 16, and if you asked me I would have to say the theme was skank? I’m sorry but if I could prevent my 16 year old daughter from looking like this when the time comes that would be great. To top it off Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend was there hunting for some (possibly) virgin poon. He’s so creepy. The party will be featured on MTV as part of My Super Sweet Sixteen. I hope someone gave her a gift certificate to the clinic, because I have a feeling she’ll be pulling the Jamie Lynn Spears int he next year or so. I guess I can’t say I’m surprised though, her dad designs the international skank uniforms (Ed Hardy), so there’s no wonder she looks like this.

Nice shutter shades douche!

Thanks Just Jared.

The Not So Bad, The Bad and The Ugly From The AMA’s

The Not So Bad:

Demi Lovato

Christina Aguilera

 Now normally we do The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, but due to the fact that no one looked good last night we had to change The Good to The Not So Bad. This time we had Christina Aguilera and Demi Lovato. What was holding them back form being good? Demi has terrible shoes, and it makes her look so short and young. Besides that she has a pretty classic look, and she looks very cute.

Christina looked pretty good, however her hair is worth forgetting. She almost looks like she has extensions just added to the side of a short haircut. Despite the hair, not too bad.

The Bad:

Rihanna

Annie Lennox

Rihanna looked bad as usual. Her hair makes her look like a rooster, and her dress looks like a table cloth with some tule thrown underneath. I’m really over her, she needs to change up her look.

Annie Lennox looked like a man, but that’s ok because she’s a lesbian and well unfortunately, it has come to be expected she’ll look like that. Regardless, she still looks like a poorly dressed man, and that warrents a bashing.

The Ugly:

Miley Cyrus

Ali Landry

Miley Cyrus is really starting to show how trashy she is dying to become. This dress fully explains why she is dating a 20 year old Ed Hardy model. Terrible.

Ali Landry looks like a pornstar’s draping labias. This bubble gum pink disaster makes me want to vomit.

Thanks to Fabulousness for the eyesores.

Indies To Watch: Victoria Justice

With Miley Cyrus’ inevitable falling out with Disney not so far off in the future. Nickelodeon is trying to push their new stars into the spot light. Now as much as I hate giving into these new school teenie bopper kids, their impact on their demographic is ridiculous. If you think that designers and fashion people just turn a blind eye to them because of who they are and what they do you’re a fool. Victoria Justice of Nickelodeon fame Zoey 101, is bound to rank up their with Demi Lovato, The Jonas Brothers and Selena Gomez as one of the popular kids stars. Although Victoria can give that Urban Outfitters catalog vibe at times, she had potential and I can definitely see her getting draped in some fine designers in the near future. So don’t be surprised when you see her looking good in some upcoming pictures, because I told you so!

Thanks to Just Jared for the pictures.

Spies and Lies Attack the Gucci Guys!

When I first heard about this supposed “spy scandal,” I thought that it was Gucci’s attempt at making an appearance on the silver screen. Forget about Miley Cyrus’ little computer hacker, Italian prosecutors suspect that members of the Gucci Group are breaking into the Ministry of the Interior’s data bank. So what exactly does this mean? Basically, Gucci has a glamorous spy scandal on their hands complete with random prosecutor searches and the arrests of seven suspects. And to make matters worse, Carlo del Bo, Gucci’s former head of security, has been arrested for obtaining information illegally as well as wire tappings telephones in the design department. So much for security! 

Thanks NY Mag!

Cory Kennedy Isn’t The Only One Sleeping Her Way To The Top

Why They Be Famous? Miley Cyrus

Recent photos of Miley Cyrus were released on the internet this week  (noo nothing like that, relax). They are pretty frightening, though, worse than her attempts to sing or dance .The picture below shows her getting out of a car even though it looks more like she got hit by one. I smell teen screw up, but really, why is this shmendrick famous?