I mean, good for Kim Cattrall for being able to fit into the same outift as a sixteen-year-old..but these new photos from the Sex and the City set kindof creep me out. Maybe it’s Miley’s spiked choker? In other news, who do you think wore it better?

LINK LOVE: Drunken Stepfather

I’m actually a fan of this. Sorry for Miley haters, but this song is catchy as hell.

LINK LOVE: Buzzfeed

It’s true, we do have perfect seasons..but other than that?

LINK LOVE: Twitter

I hate this girl with a passion, and I love SATC with a passion, so it really upsets me that this annoying child landed a role in the flick. Anyone agree?

Mandy Jiroux may be Miley Cyrus’ best friend, but nothing proves it more than a pointless video of her and Miley sifting through a plethora of hideous tops. Where to attain Cyrus’ discarded garb? Well, if you ask me, Cyrus probably can’t give that junk away, but I’d check any Los Angeles area Limited Too ‘Unwanted Celebrity Clothing’ discount rack.

Thanks US Magazine!

Miley Cyrus talks ‘why she’s not a kid anymore’ with Elle for the August issue. She certainly doesn’t look like a kid.

SOURCE: Perez Hilton

In case you care, and also don’t follow Miley Cyrus on twitter, she got her nose pierced. I’m not really sure how, because you have to be 18 to do so and she is not yet legal, but maybe mommy dearest let her little girl put a hole in her face?  Comments are roaring via her twitpic over the piercing, but Hannah Montana has yet to comment back.  Also, as D-listed also said, WTF is up with her hairline? 

SOURCE: D-listed

If someone told me that BCBG designer, Max Azria, somehow survived thousands of blows to the head, I wouldn’t be terribly surprised. Anyone who decides to collaborate with Miley Cyrus is one of two things: Money hungry to the point that they will siphon celebrity status from a 16-year-old to make a Wal-Mart collaboration, slightly nicer than toilet paper -OR- mentally deranged. I’ll take the latter. 

Just in time for back-to-school, Azria’s and Cyrus’ collection will hit the Wal-Mart shelves, tantalizing tweens and causing their parents to waste more money on Cyrus paraphernalia. The majority of the collection, consisting of tops, pants, graphic tees and shoes, will sell for about $20 or less…is this really something you’d want your name tied to?

Wasn’t Cyrus’ peak last year? I feel like kids are more interested in The Jonas Brothers than that “she’s so yesterday” Hannah Montana. Maybe it’s just me, but I won’t be surprised if many pieces from this collection sat on the shelves. 

Thanks Pop Crunch! 

Enfant terrible son of Dame Vivienne Westwood, Ben Westwood, is creating an American version of his Spawn: Bound exhibition which will open in New York in September 2009. Subjects will include Paris Hilton, Liv Tyler, Gwyenth Paltrow and Kate Hudson, “all ?bound by the umbilical cord of their parents fame”,? says Ben.

The British version of Spawn:Bound is currently showing at the Bodhi Gallery, 214 Brick Lane in London until the 10th June where his subjects include Sting?s daughter Coco Sumner, Rod Stewart?s daughter Kimberly Stewart, Sir Paul McCartney?s daughter Stella McCartney and Sir Mick Jagger?s offspring Jade & Elizabeth Jagger etc.

Finally some art I actually care about. Wonder if he’s working on all celebrity spawn in the US. Nicole Richie and Miley Cyrus definitely need to be bound.

Twitter, fashion blogs, and industry-message boards all over the web have been a buzz today with the announcement of the collaboration between Max Azria, Miley Cyrus, and Walmart stores. Said to be an “affordable junior line”, the Cyrus/Azria collection of tees, pants and shoes all priced under $20 will debut this August.

But is it a good idea for BCBG?

I say, no way! The label, which has had its ups and downs of the years, is currently going strong both in concept and execution. Recent runway shows have illustrated a desire to elevate the label beyond a shopping mall standard, with better construction and more fashion-forward styles.

So why Walmart now? Unlike uber-designers Alexander Mc Queen and Anna Sui, whom have created limited release collections for Target stores, BCBG is not sold at a completely–out of reach for regular people price point, and frankly BCBG is not at the design echelon that would make company invincible to negative mass-market associations. Working with Walmart not only solidifies BCBG squarely into the mall-standard set, but it gives the impression that the company is trending down market. And let’s face it, even with the idea of recessionista chic spreading all over the US, no fashion company wants to reinvent it’s image as ‘cheap’. Consumers want BCBG on sale, not cheap BCBG.

To make matters worse, the collaboration with ‘tween star Miley Cyrus, further erodes the brand’s image. Working with Miley instantly casts a “celebrity line” image on the company. What’s next BCBGENERATIONS and The Olsen twin’s shoe line? How about a Lindsay Lohan handbag?

All and all I can’t see the Walmart collection not hurting the BCBG label. As popular as ‘affordable’ items are during these tough times, the association with the big-box (and somewhat infamous for bad business practices) retailer is sure to turn off the pre-existing customer, and I can’t imagine Miley’s popularity will do much to offset that loss.

IMAGE SOURCE: Livejournal

IMAGE SOURCE: Trace’s Myspace

Instead of bashing you all separately, I decided to create a giant post after visiting the MTV website and realizing that so many celebrities have no fashion knowledge, at all. 

Miley Cyrus: Boring, the wardrobe in Hannah Montana The Movie was fabulous, why couldn’t you snag a dress from there? And wtf is going on with the front of that dress?

Lauren Conrad: You can really pull of that ‘California’ look, stick with that. You have a really good body, don’t hide it under that poufy skirt…and is that tie-dye, or is it just me?

Megan Fox: WTF is going on with your hair?! I’m not even going to comment on the tattoo, but her forehead is too big to wear her hair like that, which is completely beside the fact that that hairstyle looks like you forgot to wash the conditioner out of your hair.

Zac Efron: Get a haircut, hopefully something a bit like Link in Hairspray, you were hot in that movie.

JC Chasez: You almost had it, I really like this outfit, but the scarf? Really? It looks ridiculous, it doesn’t make sense..at all.

Miranda Cosgrove: I love you, I love iCarly, but that dress (and those shoes) do NOT work for you. Did you get this out of your mom’s closet?

Kirsten Stewart: I already bashed you today, I don’t care anymore

Robert Pattinson: You’re so attractive, but seriously, have you ever heard of an iron?

I’m sure I’ll get some hate comments for this huge bash, but seriously, you saw the pictures, and there were pages and pages more.  Seriously Hollywood, fire your stylists.

See the rest at MTV.com

I thought this line was really cool until I clicked on the online store and saw the entire cast of The Hills, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, and Katie Perry. I’m just going to pretend I didn’t do that.  The fall collection is vampire inspired (isn’t everything these days) and has a little story that says, “Boys will come and go” the girls will say, “but vampires are forever.”  The lookbook shows girls in blood-red lipstick, some with fangs, or drinking cans of ‘blood,’ all in over-exposed light and semi-hipster fashion.  There’s some really cool shirts, and some ‘wild child’ leggings that I’m thinking about picking up…if Lauren Conrad doesn’t beat me to it…sigh. Check out the rest of the lookbook in the gallery.

GALLERY: Wildfox Couture Lookbook

SOURCE: The Clothes

Since the new Hannah Montana movie made $34 million at the box office, it’s safe to say that her fan base of sugar high, musty young girls and horny, greasy palmed, lurkin’n'lonely old men couldn’t have given a hot colonic about the tragedy she unleashed at the actual premiere. There’s a stylist somewhere that deserves a glass of hot piss to the face for makig a lovely girl look like Penthouse ‘Hoe Dealin Of The Month’. Now no one told me Hannah Montana was going into porn! I mean, is this a showing for a Disney film or did we make a wrong turn and end up at a Jenna Jameson 4 hour featurette. I bet that dress comes with secret pocket filled with complimentary birth control snackin pills and flavored sugar free sexin rubbers. I mean it’s a Missoni, so I guess I should like it but for some reason I have the strong urge to tear up my mama’s house robe and make an attempt at couture, I mean a hoe rag……………and……………….and are those…………………are those Payless shoes?!?! Oh, the WHOREmanity! Miley is too cute to be lookin like someone’s weekend tasty treatz!

Oh Miley m’dear, please just don’t shave your head and attack yo baby daddy SUV with an umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh!

- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO

Whatever happened to the infamous Peter Pan motto “I won’t grow up!”? Here I am, trying to savor what’s left of my rebellious teenage years while celebrity teens are dressing and acting like it’s their 25th birthday! Maybe it’s to counter their type-casting as the childhood best friend, but our teeny-bopping actresses and recording artists are looking way too mature for their age (and their own good!) From glamorous dresses and hair to dramatic makeup and manly boyfriends, our cele-babies look less like Disney channel stars and more like red carpet alumni! 

Taylor Momsen (15)

Hayden Panettiere (19)

Taylor Swift (19)

Miley Cyrus (16)

Selena Gomez (16)

Dakota Fanning (14)

Demi Lovato (16)

Emma Roberts (17)

Ali Lohan (14)

Thanks for the photos, Daily News!

Oh, Miley.

Cookie monster-colored fringed boots, possibly-matching-yet-possibly-iridescent bag, overly-distressed tights, sweatshirt material miniskirt, minorly holey tee, 4 pounds of jewelry.

Ever hear of ‘less is more?’

The best part of this is that she was apparently on her way to get a mani/pedi, so she ended up having to take off the boots!

Image from INO.

I lead a pretty epic lifestyle for a first year New Yorker. Awesome hookups through Fashion Indie. Random three concert weekends. Running into celebrities on every other corner. The usual. Oh, and I forgot to mention that my roommate and I scored VIP passes to the 2008 Tree Lighting Ceremony in Rockefeller Center last night. I’ll blame it on our last minute planning and close-call arrival, but couldn’t exactly see the stage or the celebrities. We did, however, have a bird-eye view of the jumbo screen and the tree, smack dab in the middle of the promenade.

Needless to say, I had a great time. Loved Miley Cyrus; thought she rocked it our for all the kids. Hated the Jonas Brothers; sounded awful but were dressed pretty well. And then there is Beyonce; sang a nice rendition of “Ave Maria” but didn’t look so hot. No, it wasn’t her dress…it was her eyebrows! Whoever was in charge of waxing/plucking Sasha Fierce’s brows made her look surprised and lopsided! Way to go idiot…I started off in the Christmas spirit and then ended up on the naughty list by making fun of Beyonce for the remainder of the ceremony.

Looks like i’m not getting that Marc Jacobs wallet I wanted for Christmas…

According to Page Six, Paris Hilton is lobbying for her chance to play Tinkerbell in Disney’s live action version of Tinkerbell. This will be the first movie Paris could potentially be a part of where she wears more than a bikini, doesn’t play a dumb blond and isn’t deep-throating Rick Solomon’s cock. Paris, if Miley Cyrus taking cellphone pictures of herself in her underwear has Disney bleeding from their corporate cunts, there is no chance in hell your jizz infested ass is getting this role, stick to porn.