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Mischa Barton Uses Nipple Power to Promote Website
If nipple slipage is all you need to promote a site, then i’ll show you my nipples too…
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The Bashed: Mischa Barton’s Stupidity
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It looks like we’ve got a little fashion drama between two British stars as of late. Normally, I don’t mind the juicy, opinionated back stabs, but this has got to be one of the most ridiculous bashes to date. Mischa Barton, known best for her role on The O.C., had a few words to say about fashion princess Victoria Beckham:
“Posh doesn’t strike me as particularly stylish. I don’t think she’s a good example of British style at all. I don’t dress for anybody else, and I think the reason people like my style is that I do my own thing.”
Hey, Mischa. When on earth was the last time anyone admired you for your style? Um, never? Beckham is, in fact, probably one of the most influential fashion icons out there. Why don’t you just shut your mouth and go get yourself another DUI.
P.S. your roots are showing.
Thanks NY Mag!
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Get Yourself a Guru!
Wouldn’t it be nice to sleep in an extra 20 minutes every morning and wake up to the perfect outfit, accessories and all, laid out next to a freshly brewed upside-down soy carmel macchiato? Yeah, I think I’ve had a personal fashion stylist on my Christmas list for about six years now…well Santa, I’m getting old over here! Since you probably don’t have the cash for a stylist and you still want some say-so in your wardrobe, here are a few fashion experts that can give you a hand. All you need is an open mind and an open wallet!
TIM GUNN: Be honest, who doesn’t love fashion consultant and Project Runway mentor Tim Gunn? As the chair of fashion design at Parsons The New School For Design and host of Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style, it is safe to say that this man really knows his fashion shtik. Gunn’s fashion advice always leads to the polished and classy. He’ll help you accentuate your features, hide your flaws and “make it work.”
NOLE MARIN: Former jude on America’s Next Top Model and current editor/stylist for Elle, Nole Marin too has a leg up on the industry. The guy has even worked with the average Joe, providing fashion advice and makeovers for desperate teens on MTV’s Made. Marin might not be the most edgy stylist out there, but he knows what is current and he knows how to style the average body.
MISS J. ALEXANDER: Sometimes it is hard to take Miss J seriously, a grown man in makeup, pigtails and sometimes stilettos, but as runway coach, judge and consultant on America’s Next Top Model, his advice is always spot on. He might be cocky and brash, but Miss J knows what women look good in and how they should “work it.” Trust his attitude, a confident look is always the best look.
RACHEL ZOE: If your goal is to look like a celebrity, then Rachel Zoe is the stylist for you. Noted for working with prominent celebrities like Cameron Diaz, Mischa Barton and Demi Moore as well as her Bravo TV show, The Rachel Zoe Project, Zoe has all tips for glamour and sophistication.
CRISTINA EHRLICH AND ESTEE STANLEY: You may not have heard of them, but this duo may very well be the most demanded stylists in the celebrity scope. They’ve made Penelope Cruz and Nicole Richie look like a million bucks, but even so, they know how to dress on a budget. Take their expertise and pay attention to details, buy high quality classic pieces, wear a variety of silhouettes and build off of a simple piece.
Thanks for the Interview About.com!
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I Love My…..Fedora!
It seems THE ‘IT’ item this Fall is the fedora. What dresses up your AA leggings and tri-blend shirt than this menswear favorite? The look has currently been spotted on: Mischa Barton, Rachel Bilson, and Vanessa Hudgens. SO channel your inner-Indiana Jones and rock this look come Fall.
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I’m Over It: The Brain Restrictor
So two of our writers simultaneously decided to write about their hatred for headbands…
From Andy Wass
What are these even called? I need to differentiate them from regular headbands. So forehead bands are obviously for when you’re going for the Bret Michaels/goddess look.
Now, I generally LOVE bohemian and Native American-inspired looks. But the reason I’m sick of these little headbands is because, as Mischa Barton has showed us countless times, they are SO difficult to pull off, yet girls insist on wearing them. I don’t know if my hair is too greasy, or my head is deformed, but when I’ve tried to wear a string around my face, it only stays in place until I start moving or sneeze or talk or breathe or blink. Then it slides down or up and makes the top of my hair resemble a bicycle helmet.
Also, my general philosophy is that if everyone is wearing the same thing, I become such the contrarian and trend-stopper. I’m tempted to sneak downtown with a pair of scissors and just snip these headbands off girls’ heads while they aren’t looking. So please let your brains relax and keep your hair dent-free.
First image from Urban Outfitters.
From Yael Friedman
Ever wonder why some celebrities seem so stupid? I mean not just dropped on the head as a baby dumb, or raised by Britney Spears dumb, but really missing a chromosome or two dumb. It just might be cuz they have giant sticks up there asses, but, wait, that’s not it, since most of them got that removed the first time they rushed to the docs for lipo.
So what’s the answer?
This fashion detective finally figured it out; it’s those wicked tight headbands worn Indian Chief Style that keeps the oxygen from flowing into their brains. It’s this which leads them to say and do things that seem totally insane to normal people. This is not meant to diss headbands or Native Americanos, but when you’re wearing a headband that makes you loose all feeling in your brain, then you are caught talking about the evils of the world and why no one is fetching you your Redbull, it’s time to take it off.
Sidenote, is it just me or have you noticed that when a celebrity gets arrested they’re usually wearing something around her head? Coincidence? I think not…
Indies, let me know which opinion you agree with more!
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FashionFucks: Mischa Barton
This girl can get anything right! Mischa Barton has gone from T.V. Queen Bee to Professional Party Goer. Now she can’t even do that right. What is she wearing? That’s about three trends worn wrong. The fairy dress, the feather headband, and the heavy eye make-up. Yikes! This is a classic Fashion Fucks!
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