How To Look Trailer: Cover Your Nails With Food

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

Wow, not only are these atrociously long fake glued on nails, they have real food on them (according to the site where I got this image, read below). Yes, a little creepy, and very white trash. Also, why are we BBQing Adidas sneakers on a non lit grill?

“So you know we had to hook up some finger lick’n nails…all the necessities for your ‘Q: Hot Dogs, Chips ‘n Dip (please believe those are real chips and French onion dip, we certainly don’t play, especially when it comes to nails…and food!), Drank, Hamburger on a Sesame seed bun, and some watermelon!”

So basically, the Trailer lovers of Middle America have figured out how to one up the Ghetto Fat-ulous of NYC.  Be afraid, be very afraid and a little hungry.  These nails are finger licking bad.