- David’s wife Victoria, however, knows exactly what she’s doing on the cover of i-D. [Telegraph]

- John Galliano resurfaced recently to fete the birthday of a close friend. And not a single Jew was harmed — it’s called progress, people. [Page Six]

- Beyoncé‘s twins made their first public appearance last night. [The Cut]

- Lindsay Lohan + Terry Richardson = CLASS. The two professional provocateurs teamed up for an unsurprisingly trashy photoshoot for LOVE Magazine. [Highsnobiety]

- The gays may soon be able to marry in California again after a federal appeals court ruled Prop 8 unconstitutional. But there’s still time to appeal so don’t start registering at Bendel‘s yet, queens. [Huff Po]

- Speaking of a disenfranchised subset of society: models. They have rights too!  They’re not sure what they are, but dammit, they have them. And now a non-profit group to represent them. [Racked]

- Michelle Williams took a break from snatching trophies to star in Band of Outsiders‘ latest campaign. [Paper]

- Miu Miu will debut a limited edition collection of 46 handbags during the major fashion weeks beginning with New York. Start coveting, kids. [Fashionista]

And don’t miss Johannson’s interview with Arianna Huffington at InterviewMagazine.com.

The 14-year-old Steinfeld is seen sitting on a railroad track, wiping away what appears to be tears, in this image from Miu Miu‘s fall 2011 campaign, shot by Bruce Weber. Following their ban on fellow underaged starlet Dakota Fanning‘s “sexually provocative” ad for Marc Jacobs‘ “Oh Lola!” fragrance, the ASA has deemed the Miu Miu ad “irresponsible” for depicting a child in an unsafe location.

Parent company Prada argues that the allegedly offensive photos is  ”part of a serious, high-fashion campaign” and “based on the set of an imaginary film,” adding that Steinfeld ”could have easily moved from where she was sitting because she was not restrained in any way.” But considering her age, the ASA is standing their moral-high ground. [Telegraph]

Cover girl Lucas plays the fair-haired, fair-skinned outsider, finding sophistication in the wilderness with looks from Bottega Veneta, Marni, Tommy Hilfiger, Miu Miu, Chanel and Louis Vuitton. Meanwhile Fogarty is immersed in tribal prints and the occasional headwrap from the runways of Burberry, Balenciaga, Pucci, Diane von Furstenberg, Giorgio Armani and Maison Martin Margiela.

Photos: Image Amplified and Fashion Gone Rogue

Brazilian bomb shell Ana Beatriz Barroz graces the cover of the November issue of Harper’s Bazaar Turkey. Ana is wearing the designs of Stella McCartney, Miu Miu, Louis Vuitton and others. Classically chic in the perfect minimalist looks, black and white, button-ups, and just the right amount of fur twists, and those irresistible polka dot tights are perfection.

Link Love: Vogue.com

The most hardcore way to go for the glitter is with a full-length red carpet ready dress. Elie Saab nailed this in emerald during Fashion Month. We can’t wait to see who wears this on the red carpet.

FashionIndie‘s own Jessica Lapidos captured
during last Fashion Week by NY Mag

Go East, Young Tran!

Asia is booming! With many designers flocking to the Far East not only for business but inspiration, why not give a knowing wink to the Orient with this look, featuring a Boudicca cape, cropped McQ jersey harem pants and of course, what Asian sensation is complete without a little Hello Kitty?

The attendees of the night will be photographed during the evening, and the one with the most inspiring costume will be rewarded with an incredible surprise. It’s not often you get to channel your inner 1940′s muse, so good luck and have fun with your vintage garb!

Jeffrey Campbell Go For Brogue Platform $152.99 – Channeling Prada‘s version of the creeper, this JC magic will take you to new heights pain-free.

Hands down my favorite spread so far in this, the September issue season, Klein, Valletta and Edward Enninful envision an eternal heroine and her struggles over the course of a century, featuring looks by Chanel, John Galliano, Miu Miu, Dolce & Gabbana, Prada, Gucci, Salvatore Ferragamo, Tom Ford, Givenchy and Alexander McQueen.

“September 29, 1929: A month before the stock market’s Black Tuesday, our heroine’s opium-tinged 29th-birthday party in the Blue Room rolls on.”

Photo: Hot Beauty Health

Sam: The studsies are stunsies, I love the bad-ass glitter concept.

Mac: It’s like a disco party on my feet!

(Image courtesy of WWD)

- Kate‘s epic wedding guest list also includes Daphne Guinness, Vivienne Westwood, Jude Law, Jade Jagger and reportedly, John Galliano. [Styleite]

- Blogger Rachel Kane of  WTForever21 might have to change the name of her blog to WTorever21 because she clearly doesn’t give an F. [Fashionista]

- Oscar nominee Hailee Steinfeld is precociously stunning in Miu Miu‘s new Fall 2011 campaign, shot by Bruce Weber. [Fashion Gone Rogue]

- Meanwhile, Raquel Zimmermann is sleekness defined for YSL by Inez and Vinoodh. [Models.com]

- The Huffington Post assembled 21 of Spring 2012 Men’s Fashion Week‘s “zaniest” looks. Some are actually zany, some are pretty fierce and some just need to stop pretending. [HuffPo]

- Jennifer Lopez will be on HSN this weekend, and while her team of handlers explain what an HSN is, J.Lo found her light and showed some gam for new fragrance Love & Light‘s ad campaign. [People]

1. Full Tilt Aztec Tube Top $21.99 – A splash of purple guarantees you can wear this all summer long.

2. True Religion Joey High Thigh Shorts $325 – What’s more American than cut-off jean shorts?

3. NARS Lip Gloss in Bad Education $24 – This sheer crimson red gloss is perfect for carefree beach hanging.

4. Splendid Striped Cotton and Silk-Blend Tank $78 – The asymmetrical touch at the hem makes this tank stand out from other striped options.

5. Topshop Red Stripe Bow Hair Clips $12 – Too cute for words, these sweet little bows are the perfect hair accessory.

6. Matthew Williamson Sequined Suede Clutch $730 – A burst of color and sparkle, just like the fireworks you’re about to watch.

7. Acne Derryl Jacket $512 – Take this festive yet edgy jacket along in case there’s a coastal/mountain chill.

8. Kenneth Jay Lane Black Stars Bracelet $145 – Be the star of the celebration with this festive statement bracelet.

9. Balmain White Classic Straight Leg Pants $1,221 – There’s nothing that screams summer fun like white pants.

10. Alexander McQueen Red Trompe L’Oeil Pencil Dress $1,695 – For the more sophisticated celebration, it doesn’t get more chic than this.

11. Costume National Varnished Belt $192 – A belt in candy apple red belt is great for just a touch of patriotism.

12. Maison Martin Margiela Line 22 Brushed-Effect Wedge $620 – Is it a boot or a wedge? Does it matter? No because it’s amazing.

13. Yves Saint Laurent Snake Suede Y Clutch $2,200 – A perfect complement to most outfits, dress up your look with fiery snake suede.

14. Karen Walker Belted Swing Skirt $125 – Channel old Hollywood via this full skirt with a nautical touch.

15. Milani Jewel FX Nail Lacquer $4.99 – Paint you nails to match the sparklers with FashionIndie’s favorite lacquer.

16. Cynthia Rowley Printed Dress $395 – An ethnic print in bright summer blue works for every type of July 4th celebration.

17. MOTHER The Looker Bonfire Cropped Skinny Jeans $310 – Pair red jeans with a white tank for a fun and easy outfit.

18. Miu Miu Lolly-Pop Sunglasses $195 – Have a retro holiday with baby blue square frames.

19. House of Harlow 1960 Star Earrings $45 – This glamorous alternative to the five-point star is the only accessory you’ll need.

20. Jeffrey Campbell Cruise to Cape Cod Heel $119.99 – Like picnic baskets for your feet, these platforms are ideal for both day and night.

Have questions about any of the items seen here? Tweet at me @CrystlMeatballs.

This dress was purchased at a Goodwill somewhere in Connecticut for $4. Don’t be too jealous of the tropical fish motif because you too can find something (almost) just as nice.

1. Shoes are key when dressing up a muumuu. Make sure you’re adding at least three inches to your height. Choose something colorful and statement-making like these Elie Tahari Nyla Sandals.

2. A very expensive bag is a must when rocking a shapeless frock. People may snicker at your frugal threads until they see this Miu Miu Top Handle Bag. Your savvy, impeccable taste will shut them up immediately.

3. There’s nothing like a red bandana for summer, especially to accentuate the breezy aura of your look. No one will dare ask questions about your thrifted outfit when wearing the Boss Lady Bandana around a regal hairstyle such as the beehive or high bun.

4. What’s a day without gold? Add a little bling bling to your vintage cotton threads with these Oscar de la Renta 24-karat Cabochon Earrings. The extra flash is necessary, especially for formal occasions.

5. Chunky bangles channel your bohemian vintage insides while staying on top of the fashion game. A mix of stones, metal and wood like these Aldo Galluzzi Bangles are interchangeable with tons of colors and patterns.

6. A killer pair of retro sunglasses like the Linda Farrow Luxe Retro Style Sunglasses are KEY to accomplishing an appropriate muumuu look. They say “I don’t give a f*ck” so you don’t have to.

Tell me, what is your favorite muumuu and how do you jazz it up? Let me know in the comments or @CrystlMeatballs.

From left to right, starting at top:

Topshop Blue Floral Print Longline Bralet $40, us.topshop.com

Risto Cropped Knit Tee $396, shoplesnouvelles.com

AllSaints Capri Cropped Top $110, us.allsaints.com

Sass & Bide Cropped Beaded Tee $235, glassworks-studios.com

Miu Miu Cropped Cashmere and Silk-Blend Cardigan $395, net-a-porter.com

Obesity and Speed Cropped Sweatshirt with Studs in Black $138, idontlikemondays.us

Wrkshp Ancient Star Tee $50, lespommettes.com

rag & bone Terry Crop Sweater $195, rag-bone.com

dELiA*s Printed Cropped Tank $34.50, delias.com

Motel Short Sleeve Crop Tee $18, houseoffraser.co.uk

Raquel Allegra Lace Top $260, jades24.com

Rebel Yell Unruly Cropped Tee $69, shopthetrendboutique.com

If you have questions about any of the above styles, tweet at me @CrystlMeatballs. And don’t forget to follow @JessicaLapidos for updates on her Bonnaroo adventure.

- Miucci Prada made 9.7 million euros, or $12.7 million last year.

- Her current 5-year “consultancy agreement” ends in January of next year while her salary will not exceed 9 million euros for the current fiscal year, and 10 million for the next two.

- Meanwhile, her husband and Prada chief executive Patrizio Bertelli earned 10 million euros, or $13 million, and he has a similar “consultancy agreement” and salary caps.

- Both Miuccia and Patrizio own a 33.2% stake in Prada, while Miuccia’s siblings, Alberto Prada Bianchi and Marina Prada Bianchi, control 14.2% each.

- The company has 319 boutiques and 33 franchised stores worldwide with a plan to open 80 directly operated stores this year, 25 in Asia alone.

- Out of all those franchises and boutiques, the “Prada” brand accounts for 207 stores and Miu Miu has 71.

- Sales last year were up 31.1% to $2.75 billion with a net income of $336 million.

- Prada made $2.1 billion in sales last year; Miu Miu made $475 million.

- The European market makes up about 42% of revenue; North America, 14.6%; Asia Pacific, 32% and Japan, 11%

- 71% of business comes from retail and almost 30% from wholesale sales.

- Ready-to-wear accounts for 24% of revenue; footwear, 25% and leather goods, 50%.

- $114 million, 4.2% of revenue, was spent on advertising and promotion last year. [WWD]

Chloe will be rated on the below categories, five being the highest and 1 being the lowest.

Fit: 4

Appropriateness: 3

Trendiness: 5

Styling: 3

Shoes: 4

Hair: 2

Makeup: 4

Pose: 3

Confidence: 3

Sigh, I thought it was summer. Could Chloe have picked something a little drabber in celebration of the season? This is so dreary I could cry. Love the shoes on their own, hate them with this look. And sorry girl, but what’s with the face? These Kick Ass girls confuse me to the max. Bored.

Look 1 – Slutty Preppy:

From the Ivy League to 20,000 Leagues.

Look 2 – Chic Week:

An officer and a gentlewoman.

Look 3 – Funny Girl:

People who need sailors are the horniest people in the world.

Look 4 – Shore Thing:

Bling it out Jersey style for some sailor smoosh time.

Look 5 – Boys Just Want to Have Fun:

Don’t ask, do tell for the boy hoping to get his deck swabbed.

NAVy Anchor Motif Chino Shorts – Mens Shorts – Clothing – TOPMAN
topman.com

Hailee will be rated on the below categories, five being the highest and 1 being the lowest.

Fit: 4

Appropriateness: 5

Trendiness: 5

Styling: 5

Shoes: 5

Hair: 5

Makeup: 5

Pose: 4

Confidence: 4

Oh little Hailee Steinfeld. Beating down the women three times her age on the red carpet. She looks so chic in this Miu Miu dress, even though it looks a touch old on her. The glitter shoes are to die for and her hair and makeup is truly perfection. Miuccia Prada certainly picked the perfect face for the Miu Miu job.

- Adorable teen/Oscar nominee/burgeoning style star Hailee Steinfeld is the new face of Miu Miu. [Just Jared]

- A rash of human hair robberies — not as in people snatching other people bald but rather thieves stealing extensions made of human hair — has resulted in thousands of dollars in losses and at least one death. [NYT]

- In response to Pippa Middleton‘s ass and its inability to quit, British plastic surgeons have seen a 60% spike in butt-lifting procedures. [StyleList]

- Aside from not being a particularly catchy title, Why Are Black Women Rated Less Physically Attractive Than Other Women, But Black Men Are Rated Better Looking Than Other Men? is a little on the controversial side. And a lot on the racist side. [Styleite]

- Remember when James Franco went to college and we all giggled to ourselves? Well, Franco’s got the last laugh now and it’s not just even because he was probably high. [Buzzfeed]

1. Alexander McQueen Flesh/Ivory Lace Knuckle Box Clutch $2,295, alexandermcqueen.com

2. Miu Miu Ornamental Neckline Dress $1,165, mytheresa.com

3. Orla Kiely Solid Color Sunglasses $235, orlakiely.com

4. Alexander Wang Jade Sting Ray Clutch $795, lagarconne.com

5. D&G ‘Charmonix’ Multifunction Watch $185, nordstrom.com

6. Calypso St. Barth Popover Tunic $95, calypsostbarth.com

7. Rag & Bone Isington Striped Mesh Skirt $350, net-a-porter.com

8. Ann Demeulemeester Belt $205, thecorner.com

9. Tarina Tarantino Silk Dahlia Anywhere Clip $70, tarinatarantino.com

10. Ralph Lauren White Stretch Denim Jeans $500, stylebop.com

11. Nicholas Kirkwood Cutout Ankle Boot $1,185, nordstrom.com

12. Low Luv by Erin Wasson Rough Crystal Cocktail Ring $210, my-wardrobe.com

13. Topshop Kelsey Woven Lace-Up Shoes $100, us.topshop.com

14. Dean Harris Rainbow Cabochon Vine Earrings $4,725, barneys.com

15. Closed Off White Zip Detail Pants $305, stylebop.com

1. Long and coral, slightly full and slimming. Topshop

2. Peach and pleated. Miu Miu

3. Leaves? Water? Stripes? The bright organic geometrics flow. Rag & Bone

4. Blinding acid, in ladylike form. Christopher Kane

5. Terrestrial pop. Cacharel

6. Makes me want to salsa in the south of France. Yves Saint Laurent

7. Layered chiffon prints gather depth. Timo Weiland

8. Techno tribal. Fair+True

9. Field of poppies wakes me up. Jane Norman

10. Knife pleats cut metallic. House of Holland

*Andre Leon Talley wins the award for best purple tent. As always, his volumes are amazing.

Let’s take a look at the Best Dressed of the night. This category has quite a bit of people, as it should, for fashion’s biggest event. These were the As and high Bs, the working girls.

Shalom Harlow is my pick for BEST DRESSED in Marchesa. This is what the Met Ball is all about – she looks breathtaking in that gown.

I almost fell over when I saw Christina Ricci in Zac Posen. She never ages a day and looks super sexy in this sheer number.

I found Mary-Kate’s dress underwhelming, but Ashley Olsen looks ravishing in vintage Dior Haute Couture. The whole look is perfect.

Elle Fanning looks like a little couture doll in Valentino. She is so outshining her sister, it’s not even fair.

Rihanna has been looking haggard lately, so I was pleasantly surprised at how elegant she was in this striking Stella McCartney gown.

Iman, also in Stella McCartney, turned it out in a metallic gold jumpsuit. A little draggy, a lot amazing.

Karolina Kurkova in a spring 2011 Jean Paul Gaultier lace legging-dress creation. If the models can’t do it, who can?

I love this Prabal Gurung gown and funky jewelry on Ciara. White could be difficult to pull off at the ball, but she did it right.

Even though Crystal Renn is too skinny for my taste, she is an absolute vision in Alexander McQueen. I need my hair to look like this.

After getting ready in a Barneys window yesterday, Daphne Guiness showed up in McQueen. Perfect, amazing, stuns.

I loved Ginnifer Goodwin‘s look from the moment  I saw it. Then I realized it was custom Topshop. Damn she makes it look good.

Naomi Campbell looks like the queen she is in custom McQueen. She wears the sedatives well too.

Hamish Bowles looks like a true gentleman in custom McQueen. Love it from head to toe.

I always wait with baited breath to see what Blake Lively is wearing. She obviously did not disappoint in a Chanel toga.

New York’s best couple showed up looking better than ever. Beyonce is working that Emilio Pucci gown like whoa.

Queen Bitch Anna Wintour gave her best smile to the camera and looks like a shiny grandiose statue in Chanel.

On to the Most Boring of the night. On any other occasion, these folks would have looked great (probably). Unfortunately, this also means they’re the Cs of the Met Ball.

I’m sleeping. Zoe Saldana is usually among the best dressed. Why did she choose this boring Calvin Klein for the biggest fashion night of the year?

Leighton Meester is amazing, but she has trouble getting it right. Different shoes and hair would have done this Louis Vuitton dress more justice.

I love this Michael Kors dress on Emma Roberts, but she has the body to wear something more over the top on a night like this.

Madonna, the Material Girl herself, definitely could have done better than this Stella McCartney dress. Pretty, but boring.

I’m actually quite obsessed with this Miu Miu dress Michelle Williams is wearing. But I would wear this to a nice dinner, not a gala.

And now ladies and gentleman, the Worst Dressed of the night. These are the Ds and Fs of the Met Ball, the creme de la creme of mistakes.

ARGH! Christina Hendricks used to dress so well! This Carolina Herrera gown is an unflattering fit and color on her.

Oh dear. Hate to say it Alicia Keys, but it looks like you’re wearing a giant turd instead of Givenchy. Brown jacket AND dress is NOT fly.

Jennifer Lopez looks like a halfway plucked bloody chicken. Matchy-matchy lipstick, bag and Gucci is a no go.

I thought Chloe Sevigny would make McQueen look good, but I was wrong. The hair is awful and the dress fits like she grabbed it off some rack.

Sorry to say it Kate Hudson, but this Stella McCartney is not a cute pregnant lady dress. And whatever is on your head isn’t working either.

Nooooo! In the rush of preparing for the gala, Lucy Liu forgot to get a wax! Oh wait, that’s just her looking blech in Vionnet.

I hope everyone enjoying looking at the red carpet photos from the 2011 Met Gala as much as I. Who was your best and worst dressed of the night?

Carey Mulligan

Starring roles: A Miu Miu, Vionnet and Prada devotee, Carey’s also not afraid to make a bold choice…such as ignoring Anna Wintour‘s advice. Others have died for less, but her gambits more often pay off than not. With one Oscar nomination down — for An Education (2009) – Mulligan’s sure to get another for next year’s The Great Gatsby, playing the ultimate ingénue, Daisy Buchanan.

Elle Fanning

Starring roles: Elle proved such a fave with the Mulleavy sisters, they cast her in a short film for Rodarte. After stealing scenes in the independent Somewhere (2010), Elle’s going for the blockbuster gusto with J.J. Abrams‘s Super 8, out this summer.

Hailee Steinfeld

Starring roles: Along with Fanning, Steinfeld is proving that it’s never too early to be a fashionista by going on a winning streak during awards season…if only on the red carpet. Hailee nabbed an Oscar nom for showing her Grit, but for her next project, she’s going for a softer touch: she’s attached to a retelling of Sleeping Beauty.

Mia Wasikowska

Starring roles: Honestly, I’ve been more inspired by Mia’s stunning editorials as of late than her red carpet style. She first had me with W alongside her Jane Eyre co-star, Michael Fassbender then she channeled another Mia (Farrow) for Blackbook. She’s super talented and naturally beautiful plus with a slew of upcoming roles, she’ll have plenty of time to brush up on her style notes.

Blake Lively

Starring roles: When Karl Lagerfeld handpicks you to be the Chanel Purse Ambassador, you’re officially an icon. Best known for her penchant for Gossip, Blake surprised everyone with a dramatic turn in The Town (2010) and will soon be feeling up Ryan Reynold‘s muscled, latex-clad torso in this summer’s Green Lantern. Some ingenues get all the luck.

Keira Knightley

Starring roles: Another of Karl’s favorites, Keira’s been a red carpet highlight for years — I’m still screaming at her in Vera Wang at the 2006 Oscars.*  Though she was keeping a low profile for a while, Knightley came roaring back in this Chanel Couture stunner at the London premiere of Never Let Me Go. Add to that coup her recent Chanel Coco Mademoiselle short film and the upcoming romantic drama Last Night this May.

Leighton Meester

Starring roles: Though she’s the picture of Upper East Side preppy refinement as Blair Waldorf, Leighton’s personal style falls more in the delightfully quirky category. Along with Carey, Leighton is among the most fun and daring of these youthful beauties. Between gigs on Gossip Girl, Meester will next be seen seducing Dr. House himself in The Oranges out later this year.

Mila Kunis

Starring roles: Black Swan propelled Mila Kunis into a completely different stratosphere, one with awards and critical praise. Mila rose gamely to the challenge of red carpet dressing, peaking with this Alexander McQueen number from the SAG Awards. Next she’ll trade in her toe shoes to shack up with Justin Timberlake before hopping a broom for Oz: The Great and Powerful.

Michelle Williams

Starring roles: Michelle had her best style moment at this year’s Oscars when she took my breath away in this simple Chanel column… although her 2006 canary yellow Vera Wang* still holds a special place in my heart. Once upon a Creek, Michelle Williams was Katie Holmes‘ rival, so it makes poetic sense that while Katie is Jackie O, Michelle will play Marilyn Monroe in next year’s My Week With Marilyn.

Anne Hathaway

Starring roles: Honestly, Hathaway’s days as an ingénue are practically through, but having put in her Princess days, she’s succesfully transitioning to a leading lady. She managed to hold up the weight of the entire Academy Awards telecast this year on her bold, tuxedoed shoulders, so her next challenge Anne will be to claw up the screen as Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises.

*Sidebar: Meanwhile, I forgot how much werq Vera was doing at the Academy Awards that year.

-Literally, someone pull the Royal Wedding hypodermic needle from the vein that is my daily life or I’m going to land face down in my own vomit. Between puzzles, comic books and now a Lego re-enactment featuring little Lego paparazzi (I’d suggest a Lego Lindsay snorting some Lego cocaine and driving a Lego SUV into them), the Royal Wedding’s been cheapened so much they’re taking out ad space on Kate Middleton’s dress. The bustier is brought to you by Hooters. [The Cut]

- Nutella is releasing a limited edition jar celebrating 150 year of Italian Unity…yeah, I don’t really care about this story I just really like Nutella. And really miss eating.  Le sigh. Well! Time for another Mexican diet pill. [DesignScene]

- With the End of Days getting an early start, TV news is struggling to keep up: “We’ve already had a year’s worth of breaking news coverage, and it’s not even the end of March.” The Apocalypse will be tweeted. [Jezebel]

- Vanity Fair‘s cover featuring a shirtless Rob Lowe (because it’s 1985) seems to not-so-subtly to tell us something: “Rob Lowe Confesses: Running Wild with Charlie Sheen, Sean Penn, Matt Dillon and the Night He Shared a Bed with Tom Cruise.” Rob Lowe likes ‘em cray-cray. [Image Amplified]

- Come April 6th, Miu Miu is getting its very own e-store. This will be the brand’s largest boutique in the world and will offer its full collections meaning you can shop from the comfort of your own home: sitting back in your silk kimono, sipping a dirty martini and smoking from a hilariously long gilded cigarette holder and chuckling at the suckers running around Barneys. [WWD]

Kristin will be rated on the below categories, five being the highest and 1 being the lowest.

Fit: 3

Appropriateness: 2

Trendiness: 2

Styling: 4

Shoes: 5

Hair: 4

Makeup: 4

Pose: 2

Confidence: 5

This dress is way to immature for an actress as talented and beautiful as Davis. Not even Charlotte York Goldenblatt would wear this – it’s just too childish for a grown woman with the big bow and thick straps. Love the shoes though!

Sonia by Sonia Rykiel Polka-dot cotton and silk-blend top, $390, Net-a-porter.com

Miu Miu Pullover, $585

Moschino Polka-dot silk shorts, $525

Alice + Olivia Polka Dot Ruffle Skirt, $297 Aliceandolivia.com

Malandrino Fall 2011

Giorgio Armani Resort 2011

Giorgio Armani Resort 2011

David Koma Fall 2011

David Koma Fall 2011

Photo credits: Style.com

1. Shimmy shimmer in hot sequined fuchsia, like this glimmering racerback by Ashish. Go all the way bright with these pink Miu Miu strappies.

2. Douse yourself in red and floral, as Saint Valentine envisioned it, in this little number from Urban Outfitters. Then kill it with the Lady Peep Sling dual-toned Louboutins. Even a man loves a red sole.

3. Trying to be sneakily demure? In pastel cotton candy chiffon, the side cutouts look playful á la this Australian dress by Zimmermann. Give it more pizzazz with golden sparkles on the toes in Miu Miu.

4. Leave the rouge tones aside, and strike up the sexiness of lace. With a sweetheart front and sheer long sleeves, this Elizabeth and James dress kisses the body flatteringly tight. Liquified mesh platformed stilettos by Nicholas Kirkwood will take this look all the way to the boudoir.

5. Hervé Léger built a bandage body con suit that reads like psychedelic sunshine. Stack yourself on these Guiseppe Zanotti platforms, and you’ll leave Valentine’s Day dazzling in his eyes.

Photo: Fashionista.com

If you’ve been succumbing to your body’s innate, and frankly annoying, compulsion to fatten itself up to combat the ravages of winter, then a giant sack is no doubt your best friend. An oversized T-shirt is versatile, simple and even better, cheap. American Apparel has great T-shirt dresses for $45, or you can probably get a pack of Hanes undershirts for a third of that price.

Photo: American Apparel

It was hard to pick just one thing from Givenchy‘s excellent Fall 2011 men’s collection, but these lace-up boots are perfect for stomping through the slush still prevalent on New York’s sidewalks.

Photo: GQ

Perhaps the most important accessory during Fashion Week is a good bag. One that can hold your laptop, a notebook, a change of shoes, a bottle of booze and a concealed weapon should any would-be fashionistas try to cut you in line. With Balenciaga‘s Arena Giant Feed Sac, you can carry your life and perhaps a dead body, from show to show.

Photo: Barneys

I’ve been all about volume as of late and The Row‘s Apleton Cape gives it in spades…then belts it at the waist. You’ll be able to keep warm in the cold February air and should a strong breeze kick up, you can just unbelt the cape and float on over to the next collection.

Photo: Barneys

After working hard, you’re going to need to play hard and luckily fashion people LOVE to play. For the plethora of after parties, you’re going to need a good evening look, including a proper heel in which to dance the night away. Twirl it, shake it, don’t break it, kick it and drop it like it’s hot in Miu Miu‘s graphic Spring 2011 pumps. (Jazz hand finish)

Photo: Style.com

And to keep the party going, you’re going to need the perfect party dress; something short and flirty that comes off easily and looks great crumpled in the corner, should you be so lucky to find the one heterosexual man lurking about. Gucci‘s Spring 2011 cocktail dresses fit the bill, managing to be both sexy and sassy.

Photo: Style.com

]]> http://fashionindie.com/a-guide-to-your-fashion-week-wardrobe/feed/ 0 http://fashionindie.com/prada-takes-a-powder/ http://fashionindie.com/prada-takes-a-powder/#comments Fri, 28 Jan 2011 14:05:41 +0000 Lester Brathwaite http://fashionindie.com/?p=183078 Miuccia Prada has a tale to tell. Or rather a few tales. “The Women’s Tales” is a series of shorts by female filmmakers featuring clothing and accessories by Miu Miu. Its first film, The Powder Room, was directed by Zoe Cassavetes and stars French model-actress Audrey Marnay with catwalkers Caroline de Maigret, Line Gost, and Sophie Vlaming as they take some time to freshen up in their Spring/Summer 2011.

Cassavetes’ love the of the private ritual that takes place among women provided the inspiration for the film:

“I love the sense of intimacy. It’s a place away from men, where you can check out other women, and re-glamorize yourself ready to face the world again.”

I guess men don’t really have that sort of intimacy in the bathroom…at least not the kind that doesn’t end in a scandal and public resignation.

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10. Kate Spade palace of mirrors crystal earrings $145 – katespade.com