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NEWS, PLAYLIST / December 19 2011 2:02 PM

Has Lady Gaga’s Twitter been Hacked?!

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Is Lady Gaga really giving out free MacBooks and iPad 2‘s to her little monsters? Unless the Government Hooker has whored herself out to a commercially Santa-like monster that spams your computer in a sex-when-you-just-want-to-hold-hands kind of way, then Gaga has been hacked! The only pop-up we want from Lady Gaga is one that involves Nicola Formichetti and Boffo or Barney’s Gaga Workshop. Whoever fucked with our Mother Monster is going to have to answer to us, and her artillery of weapon-esque props. Either send us free shit and get out of our faces or she’ll retaliate with a spiked piano and a gun-bra. Save Lady Gaga’s Twitter! 

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SCENTS / November 8 2011 9:34 AM

Lady Gaga Reveals Name of Her Blood & Semen Infused Perfume

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Attention Little Monsters! Mother Monster has bestowed a name upon the one celebrity perfume we’re seriously excited about. One year ago, Lady Gaga set out to make a fragrance that smells like “blood and semen”.  And now that work is complete. Though admittedly (and proudly), Gaga reports, ”Actually the perfume smells like an expensive hooker.” Just guess the name….

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