Edited by Jessica Lapidos
Attention Little Monsters! Mother Monster has bestowed a name upon the one celebrity perfume we’re seriously excited about. One year ago, Lady Gaga set out to make a fragrance that smells like “blood and semen”. And now that work is complete. Though admittedly (and proudly), Gaga reports, ”Actually the perfume smells like an expensive hooker.” Just guess the name….
Edited by Jessica Lapidos
A few things are clear here as we see Her Ladyship marching through Manhattan’s wind-chilly yesterday. 1. Lady Gaga isn’t wearing pants. 2. Lady Gaga doesn’t wear pants. 3. Lady Gaga wears the proverbial pants of the music industry, and thus won’t ever need actual pants.
Edited by Corey Moran
These sheets should at least delay the humiliation/vomit that may be an effect of bringing home the wrong girl from the bar. This duvet cover by Twister Duvet Covers will give you the opportunity to roll over in the morning and see a good body on your one night stand, before looking up to see a face reminiscent of Charlize Theron’s in Monster.
Don’t let the cover fool you though, the girl you snuck in last night is still pushing 300lbs underneath and you’ll probably have to search 30 minutes through layers of “baby chunk” to get to the promised land, but on the surface, it’s pure gravy.
